What did Spencer Pratt do for his 30th birthday? He watched his plastic girlfriend Heidi Montag jump out of a plastic cake at a strip club in Vegas. Woooo adulthood.
Spencer, looking a little fuller these days, celebrated the day of his birth inside the VIP section of famous strip club gentleman's club Crazy Horse III on Saturday along with Heidi and friends.
In the pics Heidi goes all Marilyn Monroe on a giant fake cake. Spencer looks pretty happy about it.
Probably because her boobs are giant. And now you know.
Still Makin' an Ass
11/15/2012 4:20 PM PST BY Johnny Lopez
With her buxom non-biodegradable body parts spilling out onto the sand, bikini-clad reality star of yore Heidi Montag backed her thang up to a photographer's camera on the beach in L.A. on Thursday.
Keeping our shores clean really needs to be a priority.
I'm Still Relevant, Dammit!
11/8/2012 9:55 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
Former reality trainwreck Heidi Montag took a break from living in obscurity to wash up on the beach with all her augmented fake body parts in a skimpy red bikini in Santa Monica on Wednesday.
The 26-year-old former "The Hills" star -- who infamously had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one single day back in 2009 -- did some of her best acting while hamming it up for the cameras on the sand.
Who needs a lifeguard when you have built-in triple D floatation devices at all times?
Headlining at Strip Club
... for $25,000
10/3/2012 3:44 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Coming up on the main stage ... Heeeeeeeidiiiiiiii Montag!!
TMZ has learned ... The former MTV reality star has struck a $25,000 deal to appear at the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas on October 19 ... but there's a pretty big catch.
Montag -- and her G-cup boobs -- will not be getting naked. So, patrons will only get a chance to throw money at giant unfamous boobs that night.
Montag was only hired to host the club's 3rd Year Anniversary Party.
Sources at the club tell us ... Spencer will accompany Heidi to the gentlemen's establishment.
Fun Fact -- the club will be serving sushi that night.
Bigger Star Than Ever!
2/15/2012 11:15 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
Heidi & Spencer
REJECT 'Relationship Rehab' --
It's Not You, It's Us
12/18/2011 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Now this is painful -- TMZ has learned, "Relationship Rehab" producers approached Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt to work out their issues on the show ... and the couple flat-out rejected their offer.
Speidi's reasoning -- they're actually on great terms ... and don't have any issues to work out.
Sources close to Speidi tell us, the couple was initially intrigued -- thinking the show was actually about working out together ... as in yoga, or something like it. They had no idea it was for couples with real issues.
We're told the couple felt the money wasn't great either, so they passed on the show. Spencer and Heidi turning down a chance at spotlight ... we're speechless.
Heidi & Spencer
... For a Hot Minute
12/17/2011 3:00 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez
For a second it seemed to be 2009 all over again, as once famous famewhores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (Speidi, anyone?) pretended to not know they were being photographed as they did something -- in this case, act all lovey dovey while skiing down a mountain -- on Thursday.
Seeing "The Hills" dynamic duo again makes one feel really thankful for the "Jersey Shore."
Heidi and Spencer
WE'RE NOT BROKE!
9/29/2011 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Spencer Pratt is telling friends he DOES NOT owe hundreds of thousands of dollars to his former agent, despite reports to the contrary ... because he's NEVER had an agent!!!
TMZ spoke with sources close to Pratt ... who tell us the couple worked with a lawyer when they were negotiating their deals for "The Hills" back in the day ... but they never involved an agency. We're told Spencer insists the lawyer was paid IN FULL.
We're told Spencer is now studying political science at USC ... and at the moment, he isn't actively pursuing work in Hollywood.
As for Heidi, one source told us she DOES have an agent -- whom she pays -- and she currently has "a couple of projects in the works."
Spencer Pratt -- Take My Ride, Please!
6/12/2011 12:40 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez
Everyone's favorite loveable d-bag Spencer Pratt is getting rid of one of his biggest assets -- and it isn't his buxom wife Heidi Montag ... it's his tricked out monster truck.
Pratt's 1990 Chevrolet C/K Pickup 2500 truck is currently on sale on eBay for $5K and has 177,000 miles on it.
While Mr. Montag recently spent $11K to rebuild the engine, he says he's selling it "because it gets too much attention driving a monster truck around L.A."
Without his truck and "The HIlls" off the air, Spencer should have no problem going unnoticed.
from Heidi's New Show
5/15/2011 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Spencer Pratt is persona non grata on set at Heidi Montag's new show "Famous Food" ... TMZ has learned -- in fact, we're told producers are so serious ... they issued an all out ban on the reality star.
Sources connected with the restaurant-themed VH1 reality show tell TMZ, Spencer's been banned from the set since day one -- and Heidi herself AGREED to the injunction.
We're told producers were adamant ... Spencer wasn't allowed on the set, near the set, or to be involved in any way whatsoever -- and not wanting bad blood ... Heidi agreed to keep her man at bay.
We're told Spencer has behaved himself so far -- but we're not getting our hopes up.
Spencer and Heidi -- We're Going to Abu Dhabi!!!
2/6/2011 9:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
As if there weren't enough problems in the Middle East ... TMZ has learned Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are about to get on a plane bound for Abu Dhabi.
Spencer tells TMZ, their bad ass friend -- MMA fighter "King" Kevin Casey -- will be throwing down at the Abu Dhabi Martial Arts Tournament on April 14 ... and they'll be ringside cheering him on.
Spencer adds, “Heidi and I are both so excited to visit the Middle East and even more thrilled to watch King Kevin Casey smash his opponents.”
No word on when the couple is expected to return ... but please, we insist ... no rush.
KFC to Spencer Pratt: Let's Make Music Together
2/2/2011 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Spencer Pratt's chicken wing rap has a leg to stand on after all -- because the honchos at KFC just put a sweet offer on Pratt's table ... involving his song, a music video, and Colonel freakin' Sanders!!!!
TMZ has obtained a letter KFC President Roger Eaton sent to Pratt this week offering the lyrical genius (Pratt?) a sweet partnership with the company.
In the letter, Eaton says, "We heard the song came out before it was fully cooked, and that you were just winging it as a first cut. So on behalf of the entire Kentucky Fried Chicken family, we want to make you an offer so good you can't resist." Chicken puns ... free of charge.
Eaton continues, "We're willing to help you tune up the track and even turn it into a tasty music video, featuring the Colonel himself. That is, if you're not chicken."
Spencer afraid of a little attention? His response to the letter was, for once, simple -- "My dreams have come true!"
One man's dream ...
RAP SONG -- All About Chicken Wings!
1/25/2011 8:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
It's the song Spencer Pratt was too embarrassed to release -- an incredibly nonsensical attempt at rap about chicken wings ... counting eggs ... we have no idea ... but worst of all, it's actually not THAT bad.
The details around the song are pretty fuzzy -- but we're told Spence recorded it at an L.A. studio last year ... and he was so ashamed of the final product ... it never saw the light of day ... until now.
A sample of the lyrics -- "Money ain't a thing / Nothing but a chicken wing / Call me Mr. KFC / S dot P in the flesh."
Okay, maybe it is that bad.