Beauty

We're not Kendall Jenner's self-proclaimed creepy older sister Kim Kardashian ... but if we were ... we would LOVE these incredible bikini photos the 17-year-old just posted on the Internet.

Of course, Kim perved out over her younger sister's physique in a video she made earlier this month, gushing over Kendall's underage bod ... so just imagine what she'd say about these new pics:

"OMG guys. Just look at my gorgeous supermodel sister Kendall Jenner. She's on vacation in Greece right now and she's so hot and skinny in her little bikini. I'm so jealous. Just look at her body. LOOK AT HER. EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY SISTER RIGHT NOW."

"I know this sounds creepy. Because it is."

Check out Kim's original creeper video below ... but don't watch too closely, you might get arrested.

Newly single Julianne Hough and her "Vampire Diaries" star BFF Nina Dobrev like to french ... braid their hair on the beach.

In a scene straight out of a porn film -- minus all the nudity and sex -- the orange bikini babes engaged in an innocent three-way hair braiding session with a third adult female friend while bronzing their supple flesh on a public Miami beach.

Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin proved being married to the World's Most Beautiful Woman can be a hairy situation ... by going shirtless in London this weekend.

The pasty 36-year-old Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow showed off his surprisingly fit and hirsute hipster torso on what must have been a rare warm and sunny spring day in England.

No word if he was wearing underwear underneath his outfit.

New Kids on the Block have got the right stuff.

Here's Danny Wood, Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight during their boy band heyday in 1989 (top) -- and 24 years later, Joey, 40, Danny, 43, Donnie, 43, Jordan, 42, and Jonathan, 44, in NYC recently (bottom).

They're hanging tough.

Kim Kardashian let her baby bump out for air while vacationing in Greece with the rest of the Kardashian clan.

Unlike on "Mad Men," Don Draper's first wife Betty (aka January Jones) and his 2nd wife Megan (aka Jessica Paré) made nice at an event in NYC this week.

Question is ...

Double beef patty, special sauce? Not for Rapper Mack 10 ... who axed Big Macs (and pretty much all things cow) from his life ... and lost an incredible 60 plus pounds in the process!!!

The "Westside Connection" rapper's been HUGE since the mid '90s ... so after our photog spotted him out in L.A. last week (above) looking svelte, we contacted him to find out what's up.

Mack tells us ... he's majorly slimmed down by cutting all red meat from his life -- "I used to love to be able to order a burger or get a fat ass steak, but now I am up on eating fish, chicken and s**t."

FYI -- At his heaviest Mack was 267 and now he's South of 200.

Mack says it's all thanks to his kids -- "I want to make sure I can keep up with them. It's hard to eat healthy but that's something I got to do to make my life right."

We'll bow down to that.

Your keys, your phone, your wallet ... all things that people commonly lose. Luckily for you, these sleek celebrity hunks lost their shirts.

Check out these supple celebrity torsos as the glisten under the sun!

The late '90s were good to Erykah Badu -- she had a bunch of hits, starred in some flicks ... so maybe that's why she was rockin' her best 1998 henna tattoos in Miami on Thursday.

The 42-year-old mother of three debuted her latest highlighted hair-tastrophe and showed off her temporarily inked up limbs while hanging out in a bikini in South Beach.

5:40 PM PT -- Michael Weinsten, an attorney for Selena, tells TMZ the lawsuit is without merit, adding, "Any claim that Selena did not meet her promotional obligations is ridiculous, manufactured after Adrenalina was terminated. Selena will vigorously defend this lawsuit, and will soon bring her own lawsuit against Adrenalina for millions in damages.”

Selena Gomez may smell good to Justin Bieber, but she's downright foul when it comes to honoring her business obligations ... this according to a new lawsuit.

Adrenalina Inc. claims it made a deal with Selena in which the company would develop fragrance products using her name. The company says it did tons of R & D, spending more than $2 million in marketing alone.

The company claims Selena and her agent concocted B.S. reasons to end the relationship, leaving Adrenalina without a spokesperson. Selena allegedly refused to show up for promotions and it screwed with the company.

Since her split with Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough has really let herself go ... on vacation.

A little over a month since the former couple announced they'd gone their separate ways, the 24-year-old blonde beauty showed off her single and ready to mingle hot body while enjoying a drink at a hotel in Miami on Friday.

She's back in the dating pool.

Prince William and Prince Harry bow down to someone else other than the Queen ... the Dark Knight.

The Royal brothers -- along with pregnant Kate Middleton -- went batty acting like little kids checking out props from "The Dark Knight" trilogy at the opening of the new Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden in London on Friday.

Here's former "Real Housewives of NYC" star Bethenny Frankel in Manhattan on Thursday (left) -- and late King of Pop Michael Jackson back in 1993 (right).

She's a PYT.

Gwyneth Paltrow is now the "World's Most Beautiful Woman" ... and while we might not agree with the pick -- okay, definitely don't -- we also think GP doesn't deserve all the blame for jacking the title.

Some, but not all.

He may be an alleged threatener of old people ... but DAMN Billy Currington takes good mug shot.

The criminally rugged country star new face of masculinity was arrested and booked in Georgia today after a grand jury indictment ... which TMZ previously reported.

In a nutshell, cops say Currington was upset at a 70-year-old tour captain for steering his riverboat too close to the Grammy nominee's dock ... so he allegedly jumped in his own boat and chased the old guy down ... to scream at him and threaten his life.

A grand jury indicted the "Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer" singer on charges of making terroristic threats and abuse of an elder person.

Currington's bond was set at $27,000 ... cops tell us he's still in custody.