Beauty

You're looking at the 2nd best ass in Brazil. Yes, the SECOND best -- and it belongs to Andressa Urach ... who hit the beach in Portugal, and decided to do a little topless sunbathing.

Andressa was 1st runner-up in the 2012 Miss Butt Brazil pageant -- or Miss Bumbum as the locals call it -- a nationwide contest to find the country's blue ribbon rear.

Click through the gallery ... Andressa's boobs must be sick of taking a backseat to her ass ... 'cause they came out to play.

BUN FACT: The best ass in Brazil, according to the MBB 2012 judges, belonged to Carine Felizardo. Now you know.

Lindsay Lohan and Madonna were accidental (we think) twinsies in NYC last night ... which is great for Madonna, and ... not-so-great for LiLo.

Madge threw a party for the release of her new short film -- and posed for a photo with Lindsay ... both of them in matching black outfits, matching red lipstick, and matching curly blondish hair.

Kim Kardashian says she hasn't been in hiding since the birth of North West ... it's debatable.

Kim was leaving a Sherman Oaks restaurant when one of the photogs asked her how it feels to be out of hiding. Her response is interesting.

The Hollywood post-baby game is to dump a lot of weight before stepping out in public. It's been 3 months since the kid was born and we've hardly seen Kim. She's definitely trimmed down and is pretty much back to being herself.

No surprise ... she's mum on Lamar.

Badass NFL safety and hair god Troy Polamalu will NOT go full Samson for an upcoming charity event, and his biggest sponsor couldn't be happier ... TMZ has learned.

Stories have been circulating the Pittsburgh Steelers star had agreed to cut his legendary locks for something called the "Veterans of Foreign Wars Mane Event" on Veterans Day.

The reports were misleading (perhaps intentionally) ... giving people the impression Troy was cutting ALL of his hair, but that's not true.

A rep for Head & Shoulders -- which has a long-term endorsement deal with Polamalu, and even insured his mane for $1 million -- tells us the haircut will be more ceremonial than anything.

We're told Troy will only chop a few locks as a symbol of support for veterans, and H&S fully backs him taking a little off the top ... metaphorically.

Makes sense ... Troy's hair is not only a money maker, it's his trademark. Cutting it off would be like Carrot Top going blonde, or Jonah Hill losing weight.

37-year-old geek chic Mayim Bialik (left), 22-year-old family friendly Sarah Hyland (center) and 32-year-old "MY Girl" actress Anna Chlumsky (right) strapped on their best enviro-centric green gowns and hit the red carpet for the 65th Annual Emmy Awards.

With the 65th Annual Emmy Awards just a few hours away, magically travel back in time and enjoy the best and worst looks from last year's red carpet.

Rebel Wilson's watermelons versus Ashley Tisdale's coconuts -- photo proof life (and Hollywood) ain't always fair.

Reb and Ash were sporting their custom made bras in L.A. while shooting a scene for their new sitcom, "Super Fun Night" -- which we're sure it was.

Unless, of course, you're more into grapefruit. Or bananas.

Christina Aguilera flaunted her hot new bod last night ... but it wasn't her body people are talking about ... it's her face -- because it looks ... well, different.

She didn't explain how she did it last night on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."

So we gotta ask...

Houston Rockets guard and famed beard enthusiast James Harden is VERY protective of his legendary facial hair -- but the NBA star tells TMZ he'd ONLY consider shaving his crumb catcher if it raises money for charity.

But not just ANY charity ... Harden says it "depends on which charity."

And EVEN IF he finds the right charity, Harden tells TMZ the razoring of the face fuzz would have to raise more than $80,000!!!

FYI -- Harden has been sporting a beard since 2008 ... and the last time we saw him without his scruff, it just didn't look right.

Here's 70-year-old "Starsky and Hutch" actor Paul Michael Glaser donning a silver beard and shut-in inspired swag in London this week (left) -- while 62-year-old "Mork and Mindy" actor Robin Williams was photographed in New York City with the same fuzzy look back in 2011 (right).

Nanu-nanu!

Having already beaten down the NY Jets (and with the crappy Bucs next on the schedule) a carefree Tom Brady spent his Sunday afternoon playing with his kid ... INSTEAD OF WATCHING FOOTBALL.

Can't really hate on the guy for that ... it's actually pretty sweet.

Now, here's that scene from "Field of Dreams" ...

Sports Illustrated supermodel Chrissy Teigen just posed for a topless photo shoot with her fiance John Legend ... and now one of the topless pics has surfaced on the web.

But Chrissy ain't mad ... in fact, the person who posted the pic is the photographer -- and right after it hit Tumblr, Chrissy retweeted it and joked, "I figure you can't be suspended from a retweet."

The photo appears to be a frame from John's music video for his song, "All Of Me."

As of 8:11 AM PT, the photo is still up on Instagram ... but if you wanna see it, you better act fast -- we're guessing it won't be up long.

Until she turns 18.