Celebrity Divorce

Chris revealed it's no longer true because he does eat meat, but only things he believes he can kill himself, and as a result his choices are kinda limited. You gotta hear Chris explain what's definitely NOT on the menu.

Jewel and her rodeo star husband Ty Murray are divorcing after 6 years of marriage ... but she's doing it so sweetly ... it almost makes Gwyneth Paltrow look bitchy.

Jewel just made the announcement on her blog, but says they're parting as friends who are devoted to their son Kase ... who turns 3 this month.

In her post, Jewel says she and Ty have been engaged in a difficult "but thoughtful and tender undoing of ourselves" and says they're taking apart their relationship "stich by stich, and releasing each other with love."

It's unclear if Jewel's actually filed divorce papers yet.

"Tender undoing of ourselves." Take that conscious uncoupling!

All of Robin Thicke's on-stage begging and pleading hasn't worked ... because he says he hasn't seen his estranged wife Paula Patton in FOUR MONTHS!!!

Thicke -- who's made very public apologies at the Billboard Music Awards and the BET Awards -- was on "EBRO in the Morning" Tuesday on HOT 97 ... when he said he's been persona non grata with Paula for months now.

But sources connected to the ex-couple tell us that's not entirely true -- he and Paula have literally seen each other several times ... particularly when they hand off their son for visits.

So, maybe Robin's just looking for more sympathy -- but at the same time he admits Paula hasn't even heard most of his new album (which bears her name).

Sounds like it's time for a new approach.

Scottish supermodel Kirsty Hume is kissing her marriage goodbye months after her husband was famously photographed planting one on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Hume just filed for divorce from actor Donovan Jerome Leitch after more than 13 years of marriage -- and wants joint physical and legal custody of their 10-year-old daughter ... according to court docs obtained by TMZ.

Hume says they've been separated for the last 3 years -- backing up Leitch's story that they were already split when he kissed Gwyneth at a Dodgers game last September.

Paltrow -- who dated Leitch back in the '90s --- was still consciously coupled with Chris Martin at the time.

Hume is NOT asking for spousal support from Leitch ... so this one appears to at least be a civil uncoupling.

Bonnie Pointer -- a founding member of The Pointer Sisters -- has filed for divorce after more than 35 years of marriage.

Bonnie cites irreconcilable differences as the reason for ending her marriage to Motown Records producer Jeffrey Bowen. The couple married in 1978.

It's not like this came from out of the blue ... According to legal docs, they separated in 2004.

Bonnie is drawing a clear dividing line on the subject of assets ... claiming her royalties for recordings, performances and writings are all her separate property.

The 63-year-old singer was busted in 2011 for cocaine possession ... shortly after TMZ shot a bizarre video (below) of her out in Hollywood.

The couple has no kids.

After 35 years ... maybe a slow hand isn't always so great.

Romeo is just like every other kid struggling with divorce, and as a result he's decided he's putting the kibosh on discussing Master P and Sonya Miller's ongoing war ... at least until it's settled.

We tried to ask the formerly Lil’ celeb a simple question about his dad’s famous gold tank from the "Make 'Em Say Ugh" video -- but instead he blurted out a PSA for latchkey kids everywhere.

Watch the clip ... the 24-year-old plays the "I'm just a kid" card pretty hard, and says he's staying out of his folks' messy split -- despite Master P dragging Romeo's siblings smack in the middle of it.

You kinda feel for Romeo, even though his parents are warring over a $200 million fortune ... which is clearly NOT common.

Romeo, we get that divorce is hard ... but the tank is still pretty awesome.

Even eHarmony might have trouble with this one ... Edward Furlong -- who has a standing jail cell -- is now legally single and ready to mingle.

Furlong -- whose estranged wife, Rachael Kneeland, filed for divorce back in 2009 -- got the official court ruling this week that restores each of them to single status. They're still wrangling over money issues.

Furlong has a rich history of violating restraining orders and multiple arrests for domestic violence.

He also has an affinity for seafood ... he was arrested for throwing lobsters out of a grocery store tank because he wanted to liberate them.

Big Boi is crediting a carpenter for saving his marriage ... but not just any carpenter.

Our photog got Big Boi at LAX and congratulated him on reuniting with his wife, Sherlita. The two filed for divorce last year ... but withdrew their legal docs earlier this month.

SHOTS FIRED AT CHAD OCHOCINCO ... and the woman pulling the trigger is his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada!!!

The "Basketball Wives" star -- who happens to be engaged to L.A. Dodgers superstar Carl Crawford -- was hangin' at GNC at the Beverly Center ... when we asked to see the massive 14.5 carat diamond ring he gave her back in December.

That's when Evelyn flashed the ring ... and a little bit of sass ... taking aim at the puny 10 carat rock Chad gave her back in 2010.

Check out the clip ... enjoy the burn.

Jill Whelan -- who famously played Capt. Stubing's daughter Vicki on "The Love Boat" and Lisa (the sick girl) in "Airplane!" -- is getting divorced.

Jill filed legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- citing irreconcilable differences. Jill -- now 47 -- and her husband, John Chaykowsky have an 8-year-old son. She wants full legal and physical custody.

Jill -- who has worked sporadically since her big roles -- also wants spousal support.

The couple married a decade ago.

BTW ... "Airplane!" -- best move ever.

Columbus Short is learning a lot about the legal system these days ... today's lesson -- you don't show up in family court and your wife will take you to the cleaners.

The former "Scandal" star was just ordered to fork over a whopping $17,005 a month in spousal support to estranged wife Tanee Short. And if that's not enough, he also has to pay $4,542 a month in child support.

But wait ... there's more. Columbus got tagged for $25,000 to cover Tanee's legal bills.

Short's side of the counsel table was empty. No Short, no lawyer.

Short hasn't even responded to Tanee's divorce petition.

Melanie Griffith has a problem ... she's divorcing the husband whose name is emblazoned on her arm and she wants it removed ... which takes time, so Melanie has now figured out a shortcut.

Antonio Banderas' soon-to-be ex-wife is sitting for photos right now in NYC. She's doing a magazine spread showcasing her newly decorated Central Park West apartment.

Sources connected with the shoot tell TMZ ... Melanie has laid down the law -- Antonio MUST be Photoshopped out.

Our sources say Melanie -- who used makeup to cover the tattoo last week -- plans on having it lasered off, but has yet to find the time.

Andre 3000 is not the only person with whom Big Boi has reunited ... we've learned he and his estranged wife have dropped their divorce ... shocking because it was super contentious.

As TMZ first reported ... Big Boi's wife, Sherlita Patton, filed divorce docs last October after 11 years of marriage. She demanded support and full custody. Big Boi responded that she wasn't getting anything without a fight.

But in quiet fashion ... the two filed docs earlier this month asking the judge to 86 the divorce ... and the judge obliged.

The move is not completely out of left field -- Big Boi posted a photo of Patton on Mother's Day with the caption, "Happy Mother's Day to my queen."

45 years after Buzz Aldrin stepped on the Moon ... the trip's still paying huge dividends -- just ask his THIRD ex-wife, who's snatching up a prime piece of luxury real estate.

Lois Driggs Cannon dropped just under $1 mil -- $995,000 on the sixth-floor condo which features 2,045 sq. feet, 2 bedrooms and 3 baths, but the real value is ... location, location, location. The pad is located in the exclusive Wilshire Corridor area of Los Angeles.

Buzz and Lois' divorce was finalized in December 2012, -- and she walked way with nearly $250,000 cash, $9,500 per month in spousal support ... AND 30 percent of Buzz's future income.

Apollo 11 ... the gift that keeps on giving.

Keyshia Cole is officially pulling the plug on her marriage to ex-NBA player Daniel "Boobie" Gibson -- 3 months after revealing they had split.

Sources close to the singer tell TMZ she's already drawn up divorce papers and we're told she plans to file them any day now. The couple has a 4-year-old son.

Keyshia and Boobie had 2 wedding ceremonies ... the first in May 2011, and then a bigger -- aka expensive -- one four months later in Hawaii. One divorce will get the job done though.

Interestingly, Cole just released a new single called "She" which seems to allude to a female lover: "Down to try something different/Lips and legs/Soft skin so feminine/Curves like me/Covered in my cherry scent."

Jennifer Lopez takes her security very seriously ... because today in New York, she strolled all of 30 feet flanked by a TEAM of security that acted like it was escorting the president.

JLo was leaving an office building Thursday afternoon when our photog tried to ask her about the anti-paparazzi clause in her divorce settlement with Marc Anthony.

But her team -- at least 3 bodyguards and 2 handlers -- had ALL sides (even that one) covered ... making it clear NO ONE gets close to JLo.