Drugs & Alcohol

Giving booze to a bunch of horny kids living in the American wilderness sounds like a pretty bad idea ... unless it's for the Alaskan reality show "Slednecks" ... which struck gold when a CRAZY brawl broke out during a party scene.

Production sources tell us ... "Slednecks" (which used to be called "Buckwild") staged the party inside a barn that doubled for a rickety nightclub. There was lotsa liquor for the cast and a bunch of yocals.

Master P's estranged wife says the rapper is straight up lying when he says she does drugs in front of their kids ... and claims it's all part of P's attempt to brainwash their kids against her.

Sonya Miller is reacting to last night's comments from her estranged husband, telling a TMZ photog he'd give her whatever she wanted in their divorce ... as long as she got off drugs.

But Miller says she is not on drugs and that she's never done drugs in front of her kids. She says she feels horrible her kids claims she's on drugs, and feels P brainwashed them.

Miller claims P is just using their kids as pawns, saying, "When I filed divorce, that’s when he came and took my kids ... I was the one dealing with and raising those seven kids when he was running the streets."

Edie Brickell had a "strong odor of alcohol on her breath" during the heated argument that turned physical last week with hubby Paul Simon, this according to local police.

Simon and Brickell were both arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after a domestic dispute at their Connecticut home last weekend.

The New Canaan police report, which was obtained by the Stamford Advocate, says Brickell told police Simon did something that "broke her heart." It goes on to say Simon shoved Brickell and she slapped him in response. That's when he called 911 ... but hung up before speaking to anyone.

Brickell told police Simon "was acting like a spoiled baby by calling 911 and that he did not care about their children." The report says Edie had "a strong odor of alcohol on her breath" and became agitated at times.

Master P is willing to give his estranged wife whatever she wants in their divorce, he just wants one thing in return ... for her to get off drugs.

Our photogs spotted P leaving Mr. Chow with his son Romeo after a night of celebrating P's birthday (he's 44!!!).

6:18 A.M. PDT -- The inquest into Geldof's death just ended in Kent. Coroner Roger Hatch says the post mortem shows Geldof used heroin shortly before she died ... and that the drug is "likely to have played a role in her death." Hatch also said Peaches' body was found on her bed by her husband.

Peaches Geldof died as the result of a heroin overdose ... according to a London newspaper that says the cause of death will be officially revealed tomorrow at an inquest.

Geldof -- daughter of rocker Bob Geldof -- was found dead in her Kent home April 7. Authorities called it a "non-suspicious, unexplained sudden death" ... but an autopsy proved inconclusive because the coroner didn't have the results of the toxicology tests.

The Times of London reports the tox report will show she died from an overdose of heroin. Geldof's mother, Paula Yates, died from an accidental heroin overdose in 2000.

The Times' report angered a Kent city official ... who told TMZ the toxicology results were supposed to be confidential until tomorrow's inquest, saying "if I find out who leaked it I will cut their balls off."

Party's over for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford ... who says he is going to get treatment to "deal with his issues" -- even though he's right in the middle of a re-election campaign.

Ford's decision comes just days after a Toronto bar patron recorded him ranting and cussing about a political opponent on Monday night. The Mayor was reportedly heard saying he'd like to "f****** jam her."

Ford told a Toronto columnist he is "ready to take a break" and "get help."

The mayor was not specific about what kind of treatment -- inpatient or outpatient -- he would be getting. As for the campaign ... he said his team is urging him to stay in the race.

The writers and editors of High Times magazine are probably firing up a celebratory bowl right now ... because a judge just helped them crush a literary competitor.

We broke the story ... High Times -- which devotes itself to all things weed -- sued a competing magazine known as Mile High Times -- saying readers would be unfairly confused.

It wasn't much of a fight ... Mile High Times essentially threw in the towel, agreeing to stop using the phrase "high times" and destroying all publications and websites that use those words. Plus, it can't use other pot-themed phrases made popular by High Times, including "Cannabis Cup."

But, hey, it can use the words "mile high" as much as it wants.

Lil Za was caught red-handed with drugs in Justin Bieber's house in January ... and he bragged he gives young girls drugs to "satisfy" them ... according to new legal docs obtained by TMZ.

When Justin's house was searched in January and cops caught Za with Ecstasy and Oxycodone, he bragged to cops that he gave girls MDMA because they "love it." The Probation Dept. wrote a report filed with the court saying, "It appears he keeps the drugs to satisfy young girls that he is around."

And this is rich ... Za bragged to cops when he was arrested ... the MDMA was the good stuff, or as he put it, "Pure MDMA," which he also referred to as "purple moon rocks."

Za told cops he was Bieber's "personal assistant" ... so much for his rap career.

Lil Za just struck a plea deal in his felony drug and vandalism case ... pleading no contest to felony drug possession ... but if he follows the rules ... the judge will cut him a break.

TMZ broke the story ... Za was charged with 2 counts of felony drug possession -- for Ecstasy and Oxycodone -- after cops found drugs near him during their raid in January at Justin Bieber's house.

Za has to do 20 hours of Caltrans labor -- picking up trash. And he has to complete a drug program. Once he completes both requirements, the felony will be reduced to a misdemeanor.

Za -- who is repped by attorney Shawn Holley -- also pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism for breaking the jailhouse telephone. He has to pay $600 for the phone.

We’ve SEEN Justin Bieber with sizzurp, but we’ve never heard him sing about it ... until now! Who knew the perfect metaphor for love was sitting at the bottom of a styrofoam double cup?

The answer is absolutely no one. Except Bieber -- such a romantic.

Justin Bieber's so gangsta' these days, he's now droppin' sizzurp similes to describe his interpretation of "love."

The Biebs posted two new songs to SoundCloud -- under the ridiculous name Sir Bizzle -- one of which is an atrocious ballad called "We Were Born for This."

Biebs has never included sizzurp in his music before ... but threw a reference in his new song:

but the boys and the girls
they don’t know
what love is like
love is like appreciation
mixed in a double cup of sprite

Deep.

As TMZ first reported, Bieber has a long connection with sizzurp ... having once been caught on camera in an ATL nightclub holding a double cup.

It's no secret that Billy Joel used to hit the bottle pretty hard, but now he's revealed that he once tried heroin ... and it sounds like it scared the crap out of him.

Joel was chatting with Howard Stern on Monday night at a live "Town Hall" from New York's Cutting Room club. The Piano Man performed with the likes of Pink, Melissa Etheridge and Tony Bennett.

During a Q&A, Joel offered up the heroin story, telling Stern, "This was back in the late Seventies, I think. We were in Amsterdam, and there was all this stuff going on, so I said 'Let me see what this is like.'"

He continued, "It got me so high I didn't know how to deal with it. You just get way out, just go to another place, and you're into the blues. All you want to hear is the blues. You start drooling, and you get sick."

The woman scolded by Donald Sterling for publicly associating with African Americans was arrested for DUI ... with a black celeb in the passenger seat ... TMZ Sports has learned.

V. Stiviano was arrested in 2012 for drunk driving in Los Angeles. Her passenger was Brandon Mychal Smith ... who starred in Disney's "Sonny with a Chance."

Stiviano was driving the red Ferrari that Sterling gave her and which is now the subject of a lawsuit where Shelly Sterling claims V. deceived the old man into giving her more than $2 mil in gifts.

Coincidentally ... today is the day she has to prove to a court she did her community service.

Stiviano pled no contest to reckless driving and was put on 3 years probation ... which means she's still on the hook.

Kylie and Kendall Jenner have two words for Selena Gomez -- GOOD RIDDANCE -- because as far as they're concerned ... Selena's the toxic one in their lives, not the other way around.

TMZ broke the story ... Selena cut ties with the Jenners after Coachella because she associates them with all the trappings of Hollywood excess -- drugs, booze, drama -- and she considers them a distraction from her real passion ... music.

But sources close to the Jenner girls tell us, Selena has it twisted -- not only do Kendall and Kylie eschew drugs and alcohol ... they believe Selena's the real drama-obsessed party girl. After all, she's the one who's been to rehab.

We're told things came to a head at Coachella -- Selena had a paranoid meltdown over Justin Bieber, accusing him of hitting on other girls ... and they all had a falling out.

And the Jenners aren't the only ones who've accused Selena of being a bad influence -- as we reported, even Justin blamed their relationship issues on her drinking problems.

Victoria Beckham, Melanie Chisholm and Emma Bunton zig-a-zig-ahed their way out of a London club this weekend after celebrating Posh's 40th birthday party.

Soulja Boy says it's wrong to take high-end cough syrup off the market ... because thousands of sick people need it -- and he REALLY loves it -- so he's on a mission to bring Actavis back.

Soulja Boy tells TMZ ... he's "mad as hell" over Actavis' decision to cease all production of promethazine codeine -- saying it doesn't punish rappers -- it hurts the infirmed.

S.B. doesn't think Actavis' decision had anything to do with celebrities drinking it -- even though that's what the company said, adding, "Actavis is running away from money ... they could be selling out everywhere."

Soulja says he drinks Actavis on the road so he can sleep -- and he says there's nothing wrong with that ... so he's rallying his friends together in a petition drive.

Soulja adds, "As far as the lean goes, just know I been had the juice since 2011."