DUI

Tony Rock -- Chris Rock's little brother -- pled guilty yesterday in L.A. County Criminal Court to DUI.

Rock was busted back in March for slamming tequila and then hittin' the 101 Freeway at around 2 in the morning.

Rock got 36 months probation, a $1,000 fine and has to enroll in an alcohol education program.

Over 30,000 people protested The Preakness Stakes' new drinking rules this weekend -- and by protested, we mean they just stayed home and got drunk instead.

The race formerly known as "The Freakness" -- an all-day drunk-off for race fans -- was dealt a huge blow following a new alcohol law prohibiting fans from bringing their own booze to the race.

How big of a blow? According to the Washington Post, attendance this year went down from 112,222 to 77,850 -- despite the park still offering 16 ounce beers for $3.50.

We're gonna go out on a limb here, and say this video of the infamous "Preakness Running of Urinals 2008" had something to do with the decision.

The Jurassic supermodel drove herself to Nobu last night -- and almost ripped one pap a new one when he called her a "drunkie" to her face.

When she exited the restaurant less than an hour later -- screaming, and stumbling -- it got even more disastrous.

Judging by that outfit, we're not so sure she wasn't already.

The mother of New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain has been arrested for allegedly slinging hardcore drugs to an undercover cop.

Jacqueline Standley was popped at her Lincoln, Neb. apartment on Saturday night after allegedly selling ".6 gram of methamphetamine in a plastic bag" to a cop for $110 back in February.

Once toxicology reports came back from the lab, Standley was arrested and charged with delivery of an exceptionally hazardous drug -- a felony -- and bond was set at $5000.

Just last month Joba was sentenced to nine months probation after pleading guilty to DUI.

Like mother, like son.

The 28-year-old former "Prison Break" star checked into a rehab center to shorten his probation for vehicular manslaughter and two other alcohol charges.

Zach Randolph -- the Los Angeles Clipper who was busted for DUI a few weeks back -- has just dodged a bullet, thanks to the magic of his lawyer, Blair Berk.

Randolph has just been charged with one count of misdemeanor reckless driving -- not DUI. And we thought only Lakers caught breaks like that.

Zach was pulled over on April 6 while driving on the 405 in L.A., after CHP officers spotted his Rolls Royce weaving in and out of his lane.

We're told Randolph failed his field test -- but he obviously scored in picking the right lawyer.

UPDATE: Zach, who did not show up for court in L.A. today, just pled not guilty to reckless driving.

His lawyer, Blair Berk, said "The only reason Zach Randolph was not charged with a DUI was that he did not commit a DUI -- no magic, just facts."

Ohio natives beware -- the drunken idiot/genius who was banned from riding his motorized bar stool has just been given permission by a judge to saddle back up.

Kyle Wygel -- who got a DUI last month in Ohio while riding the greatest invention since, well, booze -- struck a plea deal on Friday, which forces him to pay an $830 fine and attend an alcohol prevention program.

But more importantly, the judge lifted the ban which kept Kyle from riding his bar stool-mobile -- which tops out at an impressive 38 MPH.

20 bucks says he's listening to "Free Bird" right now.

Don't get us wrong, we're rooting for him to stay clean -- but for a guy who fell off the wagon just a couple of months ago (see: Key Club incident) -- maybe the bar he was at last night isn't the best place to kick it nowadays.

Remember the old saying -- when you play with fire, you get drunk.

Cops say Eminem's little brother cracked a bottle, let his body waddle -- and then got behind the wheel of a car.

Nathan Mathers was arrested for DUI early Wednesday morning in Macomb Township, Mich. after cops say he failed to pull over for an ambulance. According to the Macomb Daily, it's the second time he's been busted for driving drunk.

When cops approached the car, officers say they "immediately smelled intoxicants." Mathers was given a field sobriety test -- which he failed -- and was immediately arrested.

According to police, Mathers had a blood alcohol level of .16 -- twice the legal limit in Michigan.

Mathers was released on $10,000 bond.

The guy who sang the '80s hit "Hungry Eyes" is gonna learn the song has new meaning behind bars -- dude is going to jail.

An Ohio judge threw the book at Eric Carmen today for that epic DUI caught on tape from back in September. Carmen was sentenced to 180 days in jail -- but will only have to do 30.

Carmen, a former member of the Raspberries, was also ordered to pay a $1,000 fine.

For those who haven't seen the tape, Carmen was absolutely hammered -- dude hit a fire hydrant, and then handed cops his credit card instead of his driver's license. Oh, and he blew a .23, nearly three times the legal limit.

This was Carmen's second DUI. He will begin serving his sentence on April 25.

FYI -- it's because of a moron like Carmen that Nick Adenhart's family is in mourning right now.

Angie Everhart is now a wanted woman -- and not because she's sorta hot.

Everhart was supposed to appear in court on April 6 to pay a $50 fine in her DUI case, but she was a no-show.

The judge has issued a bench warrant, and Angie's probation has been revoked.

Everhart, 39, represented herself in the case... she clearly has a fool for a client.

"I understand that if I continue to drink and drive it may result in death or serious bodily injury to another person."

UPDATE: The middle pic of Gallo is his bloody mugshot from a March '07 arrest for drunk and disorderly conduct.

We've just obtained a photo of Andrew Gallo, who was driving the van that caused the accident that killed Nick Adenhart and two others.

Cops believe Gallo was driving under the influence and on a suspended license because of a prior DUI. He fled the scene and was arrested. Gallo could be booked on murder charges, along with vehicular manslaughter, hit-and-run and felony DUI.

During the Nick Adenhart press conference, a Fullerton PD spokesman said the man who caused the accident that killed Nick and two others was under the influence of alcohol at the time.

The spokesman also said he believes the man, 22-year-old Andrew Gallo, was also driving on a suspended license because of a prior DUI. The cop said Gallo will probably be booked on felony hit-and-run, felony DUI, vehicular manslaughter and possibly murder.