This Is Not A Bad '70s Prom Photo ...
... it's what "Modern Family" star Ty Burrell and his wife Holly actually wore to the Emmys tonight.
Comedy, indeed.
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Paris Hilton -- Before the Arrest
Before she was arrested on charges of cocaine possession, Paris Hilton posed for a series of photographs with celebrity Las Vegas stylist Michael Boychuck at his salon in Caesars Palace.
No wonder she looked so pretty in her mug shot.
The Situation -- Now with D-Bag Hair, Too!
For once, "Jersey Shore" belly flasher The Situation wasn't flaunting his abs in the Garden State yesterday ... just his new Christian Audigier-approved shaved haircut.
It takes $5 million to look this, er, good.
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Lindsay Lohan -- Orange You Glad to Be Free
Lindsay Lohan's first order of business post-rehab ... TAN, TAN, TAN!!
LiLo's legs were so bronzed they were damn near nuclear as she arrived at an office building in Santa Monica today.
Judge Elden Fox never said a word about random testing for tanning.
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The Miss Urkel-fication of Lauryn Hill
Musical recluse Lauryn Hill resurfaced at a concert in California this weekend, looking like the female version of Urkel from "Family Matters."
Did I do that? Yes, you did Lauryn.
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Cowgirl
Wearing a cowboy hat and an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie red and black bikini, fomer "O.C." star Rachel Bilson heated up the beach in Hawaii this weekend.
Aloha.
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Kiefer Sutherland -- Addicted to Man-Panties
Once again Kiefer Sutherland poured himself into a spandex banana hammock while vacationing in Italy this weekend.
The 43-year-old feels the need for Speedo.
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Lohan -- Total Payback in War Over Ostrich Stilettos
Lindsay Lohan has just ended her bitter legal war over the ostrich, snake and leather-skin clothing she bought at a swanky L.A. boutique -- and all it took was a REALLY big check.
As we first reported, Church boutique in L.A. claimed LiLo failed to cough up $16,880.63 for a stack of clothes she bought between November of 2009 and February of 2010 -- including two pairs of pricey ostrich and snake skin stilettos.
Sources close to the case tell TMZ ... Lindsay not only paid Church the full amount owed -- she also threw in a couple of extra bones for the boutique's troubles ... and now Church has agreed to drop its suit.
With this lawsuit now out of the way ... It's been a good week for LiLo (legally speaking) -- because she was also cleared in that whole missing Rolex case as well.
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Jeff Goldblum Has a Mini Pony
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'Bruno' Smacks 'Himbos' in Velcro Lawsuit
A guy who claimed Sacha Baron Cohen ripped off his idea for the Velcro scene in "Bruno" couldn't get the lawsuit to stick in court ... TMZ has learned.
According to documents just filed in federal court in California, a judge ruled that the "Bruno" scene didn't have enough in common with a scene from an unmade movie called "Himbos" ... in which some dude was also supposed to don a Velcro suit and wreak havoc at a fashion show.
As a result, the case was just dismissed -- making it the 487,007,784th legal victory for Cohen and his lawsuit-inducing mega-flicks.
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Britney Spears -- Comical Date Night
A demure looking Britney Spears enjoyed a classy night on the town last night with boyfriend Jason Trawick, taking in a play in downtown Los Angeles.
Brit and Jason saw the comedy "The Lieutenant Of Inishmore" which stars Chris Pine and centers around a dead black cat. Hilarity ensues.
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It's Not Easy Being ... Bjork
Looking like a chick on the morning after her prom in 1987, bizarre Icelandic pop star Bjork showed up to a premiere in Finland yesterday ... wearing a backwards emerald green "Dynasty" gown and some blue ink-stained hose.
The 44-year-old's infamous Oscar swan dress was no fluke.
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Kiefer Sutherland -- Mankini Strip Show
Kiefer Sutherland got into the swing of things by showing off his man-panties on a beach in Copenhagen on Tuesday.
When in Europe, flash your euro.
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Hillary Clinton's Outfit It Ain't Easy Being Green
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Mischa Barton's Dress Gets Busted
With a facial expression appearing like she saw a reflection in the mirror of what she was wearing, former actress Mischa Barton exited a London pub on Wednesday ... in some sorta apron/wrap bikini top cut-out dress thing.
Where are those high-waisted yellow banana pants when you need them?
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Mel Gibson -- It's NOT a Purse!
With a baseball cap slung low on his head, Mel Gibson was spotted in Santa Monica yesterday ... carrying a man purse satchel.
It's the second time Mel's been spotted out in two days ... following an entire month in seclusion.
Other celebrity satchel wearers include Indiana Jones, Joy Behar ...