Rob Schneider -- To Be or Not to Be ... Married?
Rob Schneider traveled miles away from Los Angeles to the courthouse in Norwalk ... the place where people get marriage licenses -- dressed to the nines with an attractive female companion ... but his rep says he didn't get married.
Schneider might have gotten the license with plans to get married in the future -- but the rep says he "didn't share his plans."
Either way -- check out the potential Mrs. Schneider. Not bad, Deuce Bigalow ... not bad at all.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie No Pics, Please
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together at the Directors Guild Awards last night ... but they weren't photographed that way.
Instead the only person to be seen with them both was "Inglourious Basterds" director Quentin Tarantino.
Love triangle rumors begin .... now. We kid.
UPDATE: A little searching on YouTube and you find a highlight montage from the show. For one split second, you see Brad and Angelina sitting next to each other, appearing to be laughing. It's like we got pictures of Big Foot.
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Tila Tequila Pays a Visit to Her 'Baby Daddy'
Tila Tequila found time between Twitter updates last night to visit the man she insinuated is her baby daddy -- The Game -- at Dr. Dre's recording studio in Burbank.
The rapper hasn't confirmed if he's responsible for the fetus in there ... and we don't blame him.
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Tila Tequila Baby For Sale
Tila Tequila says she's pregnant and she's willing to confirm it -- for a price.
We've learned Tila is shopping an ultrasound around she says proves she's having a baby.
As for who the father is ... God only knows.
UPDATE: Tila tells TMZ, "I hope it's a boy but I'm not gonna find out 'cause I don't wanna know. But if it's a boy the name is Jayden. A girl - it's Violet."
She says the baby daddy is "a Swedish man - gorgeous."
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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Divorce -- Impossible
Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie are not pulling the plug on their relationship, multiple people directly connected with the couple tell TMZ.
There's a report out that Brad and Angie are calling it quits. One source -- who should know -- says, "It's B.S."
BTW -- it's a guarantee the two won't be getting a divorce, because the two are not married.
It is now safe to step back from the ledge.
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A New Sign Tiger Woods Is in Mississippi
The Mississippi sex rehab clinic where Tiger Woods is reportedly receiving treatment is taking extra precaution to protect the privacy of their patients -- by raising the fence to a height of 16 feet.
Selena & Nick Reunite on a Platonic Bench
Former non-lovers Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas got cozy on a park bench by Lake Michigan in Chicago this weekend.
So much for Nick's solo career.
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Tila's Relationship with Casey Publicity Stunt
Tila Tequila's relationship with Casey Johnson was nothing more than a publicity stunt ... this, from Casey's own mouth in the weeks before her death.
We've learned two of Casey's friends have come forward and said they each received separate calls from the late Johnson & Johnson heiress saying her relationship with Tila was "all for show." The friends say Casey told them she had met Tila only 3 days before the infamous engagement video.
The friends say Casey made it very clear ... she and Tila were not together. And here's the thing ... a friend says Tila was in the room when Casey made the calls.
Tila is now saying she wants custody of Casey's daughter. FYI, she has no legal standing to even make a case.
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Tiger Woods -- African Safari?
If you believe everyone, Tiger Woods is in Florida, Arizona, New York, California, and on a boat. But people who spoke with Woods the day after his Thanksgiving car accident tell TMZ his plan was to get out of the country and ensconce himself in Africa.
Our sources say Tiger was very clear on his plan -- go to a friend's estate in Africa and completely disappear from public view. One source believes Tiger left almost immediately.
Almost no one knows for sure, but wherever Tiger is, he's left nary a paw print.
Tiger Fun Fact: He proposed to Elin in South Africa in 2003.
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Randy Jackson Simon's No Paula Abdul
'American Idol' already lost one of its original judges before the season -- but according to Randy Jackson, they're not about to lose another ... despite rumors that Simon Cowell is looking for a way out.
Last night at Katsuya, we asked Randy about Cowell's alleged departure -- and he told us "Who said that? Don't believe everything you read or hear dawg, that's all I can tell ya."
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Tiger Woods Spotted in NYC -- Trump Connection
There are a slew of photogs gathered outside the Trump International Hotel in New York City -- all because of a rumor Tiger Woods is inside.
The story goes like this: Tiger checked in on New Year's Day and booked a block of rooms under an assumed name. He allegedly replaced hotel security with his own detail, locking down an entire floor.
This morning, we're told, Tiger had the gym locked down from 4:00-6:00 AM.
So here's where it gets hard to swallow ... Tiger has allegedly been seen going in and out of the hotel with a leggy blonde. He also, allegedly, ordered up 20 bottles of vodka and 15 cases of Red Bull to his hotel room ... after two more women showed up to his room.
Sound like Tiger to you? Us neither.
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Is That You, Elin Nordegren?
So here's the thing -- one of Tiger Woods' neighbors tells us he saw Elin Nordegren walking a dog near the couple's home in Florida on Thursday. But here's a photo of Elin (or her twin sister, perhaps?) taken in Switzerland today, where people say she's been for the past week.
Question is ...
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Tiger's Wife Hits the Slopes? Maybe, Maybe Not
Skiing the French Alps or walking her dog ... how did Elin Nordegren ring in the New Year?
Option A -- the current Mrs. Tiger Woods has been holed up in a French resort near Chamonix, says the London Sun, since last Sunday. She's there with her sister and a few friends, the paper says, and she's been shadowed by a French security team the whole time.
Option B -- a neighbor of the Woods family in Windermere, Fla. tells TMZ he saw Elin walking her dog last Thursday.
As we've previously reported, Elin is not 100% sure about pulling the plug on her marriage to Tiger.
Yesterday also happened to be Elin's 30th birthday, so for her sake ... let's hope it was Option A.
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Jessica Simpson: I Never Swapped #'s with Tiger
Jessica Simpson is lashing out against a tabloid report that Tiger Woods tried to add her to his list of mistresses earlier this year ... no matter how believable it seems.
TMZ has learned Simpson has fired off a nasty letter to Star Magazine over a recent article which explains how Woods "liked what he saw" when the two met at a golf tournament last summer. The article also claims Simpson "decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not" -- meaning the two exchanged digits and e-mail addresses.
Jess, however, remembers it a bit differently -- and besides the letter, took to her Twitter to call BS, saying "can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! "The Shocking Inside Story" is (insert drumroll) A LIE!"
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Tiger's Alleged Porn Mistress Told Ya So!
One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses was already bragging about hooking up with the golfer way before Tiger crashed his SUV into that tree -- and the admission was all caught on tape.
Porn star Holly Sampson -- alleged mistress #79 -- talked openly about allegedly bedding Tiger Woods on an adult website called Naughty America back in May.
Nobody believed it back then -- but that was before Tiger admitted his "transgressions."
Thanks to sportsbybrooks.com for calling this one out.
Jessica Simpson - The Great Pumpkin Connection
With rumors swirling that they are an item, Jessica Simpson put the final nail in the grunge rock coffin by being spotted leaving a NYC hotel the other day with former Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan.
No word if Jess is recording a pop country alternative album anytime soon.