Holidaze

The Playboy Mansion is known for its epic Halloween parties, but turns out rich kids in the neighborhood like Paris Hilton door-knocked on fright night ... 'cause it was the best candy in town.

Paris was leaving the Delilah opening in WeHo Thursday night when she dropped a living paradox known as Hugh Hefner.

Apparently, Arizona Cardinals superstar Patrick Peterson is going as a Dong-asaurus for Halloween.

For some reason, PP sported the costume in the Cards locker room -- and QB Carson Palmer documented the jurassic shenanigans.

Palmer included the caption, "@realpatrickpeterson loses another one" -- apparently, he lost some kind of intersquad competition ... where the loser has to dress up in something stupid.

The public has spoken, and does NOT want to see people dressed up as Kim Kardashian, bound and gagged by armed robbers for Halloween.

Costumeish founder Johnathon Weeks says the backlash was so severe by Tuesday afternoon, it became clear the Parisian Robbery Victim costume wasn't gonna fly. It's been yanked from his website.

Weeks says this is the first time they've removed a costume from their online store -- and there have been plenty of borderline tasteless options in the past, including Cecil the Lion and crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford.

The move won't ruin Halloween for too many -- Weeks says he'll be fully refunding all SIX people who actually forked over the $69.99.

Kim Kardashian will have to relive the trauma of the Paris robbery come Halloween, thanks to a new costume, which a ton of people are calling a "disgusting" cheap joke.

Costumeish.com's "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit" includes a short white robe, black wig, "$4 million" ring, sunglasses, a gag and a rope ... all for $69.99.

The getup is as controversial as it is timely ... which explains the wave of negative product reviews:

- "What kind of sociopathic a****** makes someones trauma a f***** COSTUME?!"
- "You should be ashamed of yourselves you sick f***s. Hope you get robbed at gunpoint so you psychopaths know how it feels. Pathetic."
- "This is ridiculous. Are you going to have a Brock Turner costume with optional dumpster and passed out girl?"

Costumeish founder Johnathon Weeks tells TMZ ... he expected backlash, but pop culture's become a huge part of Halloween. This is the same company that did Cecil the Lion and Caitlyn Jenner costumes ... so this is just par for the course.

Paul McCartney can still shake it out like his Beatles days, and we got video of him proving it for Persian Rosh Hashanah.

Sir Paul hit the dance floor at a pal's Rosh celebration Sunday night in Bev Hills. He's got his big Desert Trip concert coming up this weekend, but we'll go ahead and assume this was not a rehearsal. Watch, you'll agree.

He was definitely loosening up though after seder, which we're told was stocked with the usual Persian delicacies ... apples and honey, beef tongue and stew.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau had Rosh Hashanah dinner with someone who knows a thing or two about eating ... the dude from "Epic Meal Time"!

Harley Morenstein and Trudeau are fellow Canadians and family friends. As the Jewish half of the duo, it fell on Harley to teach the PM all "aboot" the holiday. We're told Trudeau joined the party at Harley's brother's house in Ottawa ... and dug into apples and honey, Challah bread ... the whole nine.

JT had a front row seat for the blowing of the shofar, but passed on blowing it himself. Still, wine, laughs and based on the pics ... a wonderful time with a nice Jewish family.

Kendall Jenner found herself in the company of some of the world's wealthiest when she holed up for 4th of July in a $30 million oceanfront pad in Malibu, but it might not be her type of crowd.

Kendall hasn't moved into the West Hollywood pad she bought for $6.5 million from Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, but she wasn't without a place to sleep over the long weekend.

We're told Kendall got hooked up in a 3 bed, 3 bath Airbnb rental on the exclusive Broad Beach where billionaires like Oracle co-founder Larry Ellison and art collector Eli Broad have homes. Some of the neighbors with lighter pockets ... Robert Downey Jr., Jennifer Aniston and Richard Gere.

The rental goes for $2.2k a night ... steep considering there's no pool and a strict no party policy.

Teresa Giudice celebrated Fourth of July with her kids ... without Joe.

The 'Real Housewives' star and the kiddos spent the holiday at the Jersey Shore. Check out the photos ... Teresa's the pic of happy on the sand.

We're guessing Joe's 4th was more austere ... in a 6 x 8. He's 4 months into a 41-month prison stint.

Interesting fashion choices by Teresa.

Nick Young came thiiiis close to losing his hand in a stupid fireworks accident ... when the NBA star picked up a tube holding a lit artillery shell ... and it exploded while he was holding it.

It all went down at Nick's massive 4th of July party at his L.A. home -- when Nick saw the lit fuse ... and thought it would be fun if he set it off while holding it over his head.

Lucky for Nick, he escaped from the situation unscathed ... but it was a verrrrry close call.

The whole situation is eerily similar to the story Jason Pierre-Paul told in his PSA where he describes the moment he blew up his hand in a July 4th fireworks accident.

Careful Nick, now that Iggy's out of the picture ... you're probably gonna need that hand.

Teyana Taylor and her NBA champ husband, Iman Shumpert, celebrated the 4th of July holiday like people with perfect bodies should ... damn near naked.

The couple went down to Puerto Rico (an American territory, so still patriotic) and showed some major skin for all the locals ... and all the folks with Internet access as well.

LOOK AT TEYANA ... and remember SHE GAVE BIRTH 7 MONTHS AGO.

Iman was shirtless as well ... but to our knowledge he has had no children.

Fireworks at Nick Young's house Monday night ... with the NBA star throwing a MASSIVE party at the home he shared with Iggy Azalea in what appears to be a public declaration of his independence.

Charlotte McKinney was the best guest at a 4th of July Malibu beach BBQ.

The "Baywatch" actress wore red, white and blue.

Kyrie Irving says Kevin Durant to the Warriors is a GREAT MOVE ... at least for Golden State.

Jessica Alba was involved in a massive July 4th pileup at a grocery store.

The actress went wild shopping the aisles in Malibu. There were so many grocery bags Jessica could barely shut the back hatch.

Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey and their twins were all smiles on Father's Day ... and Nick took a shot at the "haters" -- presumably us -- who have reported Mariah is at wits' end because he has dragged his feet signing docs that would make their divorce final.

The family, along with Nick's mom, hit up Sky Zone and there was no sign of drama. As we reported, our sources say the custody agreement and property settlement were done deals more than a year ago and she has been pressing Nick and his lawyers to formally end the marriage, but it hasn't happened.

We're told Nick hasn't made any additional demands ... his side just hasn't pulled the trigger.

But at least from the pics, it's all kumbaya.

Kylie Jenner and PartyNextDoor added a touch of romance to Drake's Memorial Day party by getting up on each other on the dance floor.

It's the first time we've seen video of the new couple showing some PDA. Normally, they go out of their way to NOT look like they're together.