Mary Kay and Her Boy Lover -- All Growed Up

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"Now wave your hands in the air, and party like you're a teacher who did seven years and six months for raping your 12-year-old student!"

Mary Kay Letourneau didn't really say that last night, but she could have when she and her boyfriend-turned-husband, Vili Fualaau, hosted "Hot for Teacher Night" at a Seattle club.

They look so happy together -- for a second, you almost forget they started having sex when she was his elementary school teacher. Almost.

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Rick Fox & Eliza Dushku Game On

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Former Laker Rick Fox, 39, and "Dollhouse" star Eliza Dushku, 28, put those dating rumors to rest ... by sucking face in public yesterday.

Hewitt's Man Thinner Than She Is

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Jamie Kennedy became the unlikely envy of the straight male species when he landed Jennifer Love Hewitt, so maybe that's why our photog decided to really hit him where it really hurt yesterday in NYC -- his hair.

Paris Hilton World's Worst Neighbor

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For the second time in less than a week, Paris Hilton turned her new neighborhood upside down -- this time cops were called to put an end to a nuclear argument.

It happened at 1 AM this morning. LAPD officers were called to the home of Paris' BF, Doug Reinhardt. Paris moved in on Monday. Apparently, Paris and Doug had such a screaming argument the neighbors couldn't sleep.

When cops arrived, we're told Paris and Doug wouldn't open the front gate, so they hopped the fence. Paris and Doug opened the door, cops spoke with them and the loud arguing stopped.

A TMZ spy says earlier in the evening, Paris and Doug were at an event in Hollywood and had a pretty intense argument. Apparently, they took it home.

The night Paris moved in, there was a ridiculously loud party and neighbors complained to cops. The next morning, six cars on the street were keyed.

Model Gets Slipped a Mickey

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"Wrestler" star Mickey Rourke used his hooves to put a chokehold on a Victoria's Secret model the other night.

The 56-year-old reassembled actor sucked the face off of 24-year-old Russian model Eugenia Volodina at Bijoux Lounge in NYC.

That's gotta hurt ... mentally.

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Speidi vs. Paris & Doug -- Who's More Vile?

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Hold onto your breakfast, 'cause both sets of the world's most notorious fame whores were suckin' face for the cameras yesterday -- and it's about to get nasty.

A "moist" Heidi & Spencer vs. the trashy Paris & Doug: Who's got you reaching for the barf bag?

Justin Long Is a Very Marked Man

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Sporting a big, purple hickey on his neck, Justin Long enjoyed a friendly lunch with on-again off-again lover Drew Barrymore on Sunday.

No word on why the two decided to go to a restaurant -- looks like Drew already had a bite.

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A Grizzly Hot Tub Scene

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"Expedition Grizzly" host Casey Anderson got buck wild in a hot tub ... with a bear.

The National Geographic Channel star canoodled with Brutus, an 800 lb grizzly bear he raised since birth, and even had him serve as best man at his wedding last year. BTW, he married actress Missi Pyle.

Sometimes a dog isn't man's best friend.

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John Mayer -- In the Mood Again

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And we thought John Mayer was discriminating in picking his girlfriends. After training, Johnny boy smooched some chick in a car. In all fairness, he may or may not know her -- we'd like to think she's totally random.

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Kat Von D & Benji Motley Screwin' Around?

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Benji Madden and Kat Von D looked pretty chummy when we caught 'em snuggling on a Hollywood park bench the other night. Sure, Benji's single -- but as far as we know, Kat's still with Nikki Sixx.

'Slumdog'Love?

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"Slumdog Millionaire" lovebirds Dev Patel and Freida Pinto shared a real life cute moment together while having lunch in Israel earlier this week.

Neither of their parents have ever attempted to sell them.

Jai-ho!

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JT and Jessica: Game On

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Who can watch the Lakers game when Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are sitting courtside and sucking face?!

The young lovers smooched and horsed around at Staples Center in L.A. on Tuesday.

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Brooke Hogan Stack$ Up

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Like an Amazon deity, Brooke Hogan lumbered through Miami Beach towering over her new diminutive boyfriend, rapper Stack$.

No doubt about it, she is Hulk's spawn.

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Here Comes Andy Roddick's Bikini Model Bride

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Andy Roddick -- one of the hottest, youngest rising stars on the planet -- took his mind off his lifelong commitment to just one smoking hot swimsuit model (Brooklyn Decker) with some premarital golf on Friday.

After exchanging vows in front of friends and family, the newlyweds were spotted heading to their honeymoon on Sunday.

Private Hasselhoff in 'Operation Spit Swap'

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The heat at Coachella must have gotten to David Hasselhoff -- 'cause his new brunette mystery lady friend was forced to give him some mouth-to-mouth resuscitation over the weekend.

Hopefully, the 56-year-old got a lot of bed rest.

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Milian & Dream -- Young Love

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Christina Milian and The-Dream are the cutest R&B couple we've seen since ...

Never mind.

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