Hook Ups

We asked the 87-year-old "Golden Girl" what she wanted in her stocking come December 25th. Her answer: Robert Redford!

Tiger Woods' alleged mistress #7 tells TMZ she did have sex with Tiger but, "I am not a homewrecker."

Holly Sampson -- a porn star for Vivid Entertainment -- tells us she did have sex with Tiger Woods but, contrary to some reports, it went down before he was married.

Sampson says she had a single encounter with Woods in 2004 -- at his bachelor party. Sampson says, "Although I enjoyed our time together, I never was and never will be one of Tiger's mistresses."

And get this. Holly says, "I resent being put in the same category as the other women."

Holly is getting support from her boss, Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch, who says, "She did nothing wrong." Thanks Steve.

Instead of eating a delicious Nutella crepe, the 17-year-old opted to stuff this mystery dude into her mouth instead.

And with that, Justin Gaston faded away even further into obscurity...

UPDATE: We're told the dude is Liam Hemsworth -- one of Miley's co-stars in some movie she's doin.

Porn star Holly Sampson -- alleged mistress #79 -- talked openly about allegedly bedding Tiger Woods on an adult website called Naughty America back in May.

Nobody believed it back then -- but that was before Tiger admitted his "transgressions."

TMZ obtained these photos of Tiger and the mystery lady taken October 4, 2009 at Tao nightclub in Vegas. The photos were taken around 1:30 AM.

We talked to Hulk and his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel at LAX yesterday, where the Hulkster pointed out the massive ring finger bling he just bought Jennifer ... and told us she "could be the new Mrs. Hogan."

Hulk really moves fast ... only a week ago he was getting some unfortunate ass from Ric Flair.

A spy inside tells us Kate & A-Rod had no trouble showing off their affections, with Kate giving A-Rod a smooch in front of the 200+ people working out on Turkey Day.

PDA in private, like strangers in public.

Yesterday at the Sherman Oaks Galleria, porn star Lisa Ann said she hasn't even met the Kardashian clan yet, because "people don't really bring porn stars around their family" -- and said marriage with the 22-year-old would "never happen."

If a porn star and a Kardashian can't find love ... then who can??

We're told Rob Kardashian has been dating none other than Lisa Ann -- the adult film star who headlined the XXX classic, "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Rob picked up Lisa Ann at the gym right around the time of Khloe's wedding.

Lisa Ann tells us, "Rob treats me like his little teacher and we have a fun sexual relationship that is simple and carefree. He brings out the total cougar in me and I just like to teach him things."

TMZ spoke with Johnson who said, "Now that it is after the fact, I will admit that we were together. We agreed to keep this private because it was the only thing that he could keep private ... we remain close friends."

Johnson claims the two dated for just over a year between 2007 and 2008.

Phelps was rumored to have dated the previous Miss California, Carrie Prejean -- so far, no cell phone video to back that up.

Last year, Robin and his kid's former nanny-turned-wife of 20 years filed for divorce.

His heart will go on.

As you can see by TMZ's Incredible Zoom Technology (IZT), the grainy picture is no more clear after being enlarged than it was when really, really tiny.

TMZ has yet to identify the third person in photograph, who also may or may not be dating Rob and/or Kristen.