Hot Bodies

Joanna Krupa has a way of making politics very titillating ... and it involves wearing a see-through dress. Without a bra.

The newly single, ex-'Real Housewife' was leaving Craig's Wednesday in WeHo -- and while she waited for her ride, she got to talking Trump and how politics break up couples.

We'd like to say this is an interesting convo because Joanna just separated from her husband -- but we'll be honest ... she's damn near naked.

So, enough talk. Watch the clip.

Johnny Manziel's NFL comeback is taking a backseat ... to boobies.

The QB and his smokin' hot fiancee, Bre Tiesi, are on a pre-wedding vacation in Tulum, Mexico with 2 of Bre's insanely attractive lady pals.

For some incredible reason, the women all decided to lose their tops for a quick dip in the ocean while Johnny was hanging out and taking in the sights.

Just a few weeks ago, Manziel told us he didn't need a bachelor party before the wedding ... and now, we kinda get why.

Oh, one more thing ... one of the women in the group is Jordan Ozuna (she's the middle girl in the group shot) -- who's currently connected to Tyga and previously dated Justin Bieber.

Congrats ... to everyone.

Joanna Krupa's playing the post-breakup hotness game like a pro.

She was out in Bev Hills showing off a lot of cleavage, and even more of her ridiculously hot legs ... just hours after reports came out she's separating from her husband.

She did lunch with a table full of friends. There was champagne on the table -- so maybe the gathering was more celebratory than somber. The ex 'Real Housewives' star and husband Romain Zago reportedly separated in December.

If looking good is the best revenge, Zago just got punched in the throat.

Then again, this is just what Joanna does.

Phaedra Parks is still legally married to Apollo Nida but that's not stopping her from dancing on couches at the club dressed in head-to-toe lingerie.

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" star hit up the Banco Lounge in Atlanta for celeb stylist Jeremy Haynes' birthday. As you may have guessed ... lots of skin.

"Basketball Wives LA" star Angel Love, "Married to Medicine" star Quad Lunceford, Toya Wright, Monyetta Shaw all showed face. Kenya Moore's ex-beau, Matt Jordan, was also front and center.

As we reported, Phaedra's divorce had been finalized back in November but a judge overturned it because Nida, who's behind bars, hadn't been properly served.

Carmen Electra might have made great eye candy on "Baywatch" during the '90s -- but that was then, and this is now ... so here's Belle Lucia in a similar suit.

The Australian model channeled her inner Lani McKenzie during a photo shoot in Sydney, where she even got the famous slo-mo run down ... (inflatable) rescue can and all.

We gotta say, Belle and Carmen look A LOT alike here. So the question ... is Belle new and improved, or does nothing beat a classic?

Don’t be fooled by these skimpy stars in red swimsuits ... there’s no lifeguard on duty!

Blac Chyna's not waiting for Memorial Day weekend to show off her patriotism ... or her bountiful booty.

It's safe to say BC's feeling confident with her post-baby bod, flaunting a thong swimsuit on a yacht in Miami for a photo shoot. She brought along Old Glory for some of the shots, because ... 'Merica!

Chyna also got to ride around on a jet ski during the shoot. Not a bad follow-up gig to judging a twerk contest.

Joy Corrigan won't be held back by anything when she's on the job -- especially not a silly bikini top.

The S.I. swimsuit model was doing a photo shoot in Miami, and ditched the top half of her bikini just because ... and the view -- front and back -- seemed to be working from the photog's point of view.

Joy's no stranger to Florida shoots ... she pulled a Baywatch look last summer, where things got pretty messy on the beach.

Here's La La Anthony showing the entire world her hotness hasn't missed a beat since her separation from Carmelo ... absolutely slaying the Met Gala in an insanely sexy dress.

The Gala used to be an annual tradition for the couple to do together ... but that's obviously changed since their recent relationship turmoil.

She just showed up solo ... and is smashing the competition in an outrageous black and sheer gown by Thai Nguyen Atelier that proves she might be able to rebound way better than 'Melo ever could.

We're guessing those texts from Mr. Anthony are gonna keep coming.

Blac Chyna surrounded herself with all kinds of asses -- it's really the only way to properly judge a twerking contest.

BC was at the newly renovated Pool After Dark at Harrah's in Atlantic City over the weekend to rule on important stuff ... like asses shaking. One competitor busted a huge no-no -- and security even had to step in to remind her to keep it clean.

But you gotta see Chyna's face when it went down.

Tyga was transfixed by a great ass down in Miami, but he might have to take a hard pass -- because there's already a bf attached to this blonde's butt.

The rapper was out Sunday on his pal David Grutman's boat "The Groot", along with David's model wife, Isabela, and a bunch of other smoking hot chicks -- but Tyga seemed to be vibin' with the blonde in the thong.

Turns out she's Josie Canseco -- Jose's daughter. Last we heard, she has a serious bf, but who knows? Tyga seemed interested ... in a Kylie-rebound kinda way.

Still, our Miami sources say he showed up -- without Josie -- at LIV Nightclub Sunday night. Blac Chyna was there, and we're told they waved at each other ... but that's it.

The rebound will have to wait.

Kim Kardashian had her spell on just about everyone who saw her in the 90210 Saturday night -- even in all black ... you couldn't miss her.

Kim was leaving a friend's party in Bev Hills where she was wearing a hugging body suit, jeans and knee-high boots ... with a coat that was almost half on.

She just got home from a vacay in Mexico with Kourtney and some friends, where she was showing off a lot more of her body. Here, she's toned it down -- maybe even doing a different take on the flu look she pulled off so well just a couple weeks ago.

Whatever the outfit ... Kim definitely has the magic touch. Take it away, Carlos.

Now we know how Kylie Jenner likes to ride on the weekends ... free and easy.

Kylie posted an eye-popping underboob pic from her car on Saturday, showing her wardrobe choice for the day is a loose hoodie, tube top ... and definitely no bra.

Hopefully she buckled up before she took off -- that looks dangerous.

Bella Hadid isn't letting the Fyre Festival fiasco ruin her good time ... she seems to be doing just fine by the pool in Miami.

The model got her tan on with some gal pals Friday afternoon ... while disappointed festival goers stranded in the Bahamas tried to make their way back to the U.S. after the event was cancelled.

Bella -- along with other top models like Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner -- were backers of Ja Rule's Fyre Festival. Clearly, Bella's not sweating the epic fail that went down.

She doesn't look like she's sweating at all in that string bikini.

3:00 PM PT -- Bella posted a statement about her involvement with the festival and apologized.

Shay Mitchell walked out of Jessica Alba's birthday party with a present of her own ... a tall hunk in black leather.

The "Pretty Little Liars" star was seen leaving The Peppermint Club in WeHo after Alba's star-studded 36th birthday party Friday night ... Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Nicole Richie and Russel Simmons were also there.

Shay was latched on to the dude's arm in a stunning black getup herself.

Jennifer Lopez dominated the Billboard Latin Music Awards -- before singing a single note -- by showing up in a black dress that showed almost everything.

Easy to see why her wardrobe selection is all the buzz after Thursday night's ceremony in Miami -- and like a true diva, Jenny changed outfits during the show. The silver option was a WINNER too.

She ain't stupid. J Lo remembers (so do we) how famously the "less is more" formula worked for her 17 years ago.

Bottom line? It ain't broke ...