Hot Vegas

The couple rolled into Mario Barth King Ink in The Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night -- where they both requested matching lightning bolt tattoos -- his on the neck, hers on the wrist.

Just three weeks ago, we got Avril walking out of a tattoo parlor in L.A. with her ex, Deryck Whibley -- and they each had bandages on their forearms.

Tattoos are permanent, boyfriends are not.

Bush and Hilton lets the sparks fly at Tao nightclub in Vegas this weekend -- we're told Hilton's man, Doug Reinhardt, was nowhere to be found.

The professional reality TV star hit up the MGM Grand's Wet Republic this weekend in Las Vegas, where she let it all hang out in a bikini.

We'll miss her most of all.

Between Paris, Sophie Monk and now Holly ... Benji clearly thinks blondes are more fun.

If it's good enough for the former governor of Alaska ...

Question is ...

Got you all hot and bothered?

The genius behind "Pants on the Ground" performed at JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel last night -- and judging by the bevy of women who surrounded the General ... that song may have taken on a whole new meaning.

"General" Larry Platt is finally cashing in on his "Pants on the Ground" phenomenon -- because "American Idol's" favorite senior citizen is now getting paid to play in Las Vegas.

Platt is scheduled to perform his semi-hit at JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel on Friday.

Sources at the hotel tell TMZ Platt is being flown from Atlanta first class ... and will get pampered with free food, lodging, several thousand dollars and, last but not least, a steak dinner!

Jayde Nicole is being touted around Las Vegas as a full service escort who will come straight to your hotel room if the price is right. Problem is, Jayde knows nothing about it.

TMZ has learned Jayde's image is being passed around Vegas on those escort-for-hire cards that those people flick at passersby on the streets.

On the flier, Jayde is identified as "Tanya" -- and the accompanying nudie pic is ripped straight from her Playboy spread.

But here's the best part: We called the escort service -- strictly for research purposes -- and they guaranteed the woman you saw on the card is the same exact woman who will show up to your sleazy motel room.

They also explained that "Tanya" doesn't cost $35 -- but if you turn in the card, you get a $35 discount from the regular price. Sorry ... they wouldn't tell us what price is regular.

But obviously, Jayde is not really a Sin City streetwalker -- and now a rep for the former Playmate of the Year tells us lawyers have already "dispatched a cease and desist letter" on behalf of both Jayde and Playboy.

As TMZ previously reported, Walker was robbed and beat down back in June '08 after some bad guys targeted the NFL star after he was in a champagne spraying play fight in a nightclub ... while wearing a ridiculously expensive watch.

This time, Walker kept a low profile, quietly sipping on a beverage with his pal Bow Wow at Vanity at the Hard Rock Hotel -- while wearing a much more subtle timepiece.

Speidi showed up at Pure in Las Vegas just as Saturday night turned into Sunday morning.

No one turned back into a frog when midnight struck.

It all went down at Vanity in the Hard Rock Hotel where some of the hottest chicks in the world, including Bar Refaeli partied their faces off ... while sucking away on cancer stick after cancer stick ... after cancer stick.

Not all of the models needed to smoke to be smokin' hot -- cameras never spotted cover model Brooklyn Decker with a cig in her mouth once.