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Joe Jonas debuted a new bleach blond hairdo Wednesday night in L.A. that bares an uncomfortable resemblance to Zayn Malik's.

Of course it's uncomfortable since Zayn happens to now be dating Joe's ex, Gigi Hadid. Sure, it could be coincidence. Could be a single white dyed blond male.

Who wore it better? We're talking to you, Gigi.

Two famous people in this clip ... one is HIIIIIGGHHHH ... and it's pretty damn hilarious.

Check out Plaxico Burress and DJ Whoo Kid leaving the Sirius XM offices in NYC Tuesday night -- talking about who they're rooting for in the Super Bowl.

But the best part is Whoo Kid -- who says he just smoked the "BIGGEST JOINT EVER" ... and it's heavily impacted his cheering decision.

The key to great comedy is timing, and it was freakin' perfect for DC Young Fly and the hot chick in super high wedges, who went down like a ton of bricks.

The comedian, who's appeared on MTV's Wild'n Out, was talking to us about the Meek Mill and Drake feud outside Hyde Lounge Monday night when a woman in a dress cut up to there strolled into the background.

There was a clear winner in Iowa not named Clinton, Sanders or Cruz -- it's the kid who totally upstaged Hillary Clinton with stickers on his face.

Peter Clinkscales is the guy you saw in the background during Hill's speeches after the Iowa caucus -- y'know, the guy who looked like he was trying to chew the campaign stickers off his cheeks.

Clinkscales, a freshman at Drake University, is now trying to cash in on his 15 minutes. He tweeted that he's selling the stickers, and hoping to score up to $35k to pay for one year's tuition.

Despite his position at the Clinton rally ... Pete says he's undecided on who's getting his vote, but thinks Bernie Sanders is pretty "rad."

If he can get $35,000 for some used stickers, Clinkscales should be president!

This video is pretty hilarious ... Terry Bradshaw in a drive-by heckling ... and his target was The Fonz!

We were talking to the legendary Henry Winkler (nicest guy in the world) outside of Mr Chow Monday night ... when a black SUV came rollin' by -- Bradshaw hangin' out the passenger side window.

It's pretty funny ... and later Winkler explains the two are friends -- who are actually appearing on a TV show together later this year.

There are two sides to this clip ...

1) Lakers star Nick Young says he wants to be financially responsible and have a small wedding at a courthouse.

2) Iggy Azalea sees it another way -- "He doesn't wanna pay for sh*t."

It's a pretty funny video ... the couple was leaving BOA Steakhouse on Sunset when we asked how the wedding planning is coming along. They've clearly got some decisions to iron out.

BTW, according to The Knot (a huge wedding website) the average cost of a wedding in 2014 was $31,213.

Amber Rose's now famous ass-play tweet at Kanye could turn into a huge cash grab for her if a sex toy company gets its wish.

Sextoy.com, the largest online sex toy distributor, wants Amber's help plugging its prostate massagers. They think Amber would be a perfect fit -- the product's already finger-like -- so they want a mold of her magical digit ... or as they describe it, "Kanye's favorite finger."

The company's CEO, Sextoy Dave, thinks Amber's tweet will "educate many people on the joys of prostate stimulation" -- a silver-ish lining to her beef with Kanye.

They're offering Amber her own product line and a big percentage of the sales.

Chuy Bravo crashed the TMZ Hollywood Tour Thursday ... in a BIG way!

Chelsea Handler's former talk show sidekick hopped on the bus and was immediately greeted with a complimentary lap dance from a passenger. To be clear, she is NOT on our payroll.

After the bump and grind, Chuy talked bout the feud between Chelsea and Heather McDonald. Check it out ... he remembers things much differently than Heather.

Michael Phelps proved ... his (mostly) naked body can be very distracting -- and he proved it by popping out of the "Curtain of Distraction" at an Arizona State hoops game Thursday night.

Derek Jeter's supermodel fiancee is calling pure BS on the legendary gift basket story -- saying she never got one from #2 ... and calls the rumors nothing more than a "stupid story."

Hannah Davis joined Shan & RJ on 105.3 The Fan (KRLD-FM/Dallas) -- when they asked about the rumored Jeter gift basket ... the parting gift DJ allegedly gave to women after he banged them.

"Too Little Too Late" singer JoJo has a plan if the apocalypse ever looms large ... Indian food and sex.

She's 25 now ... still, it's a little uncomfortable.

5 Seconds of Summer guitarist Michael Clifford was greeted at LAX Tuesday by a fan who clearly had his back ... with an offering that could save him millions of dollars in child support.

Looks like someone's ready to go down ...

The premiere episode of Master P's new Playboy Radio show "Doin Tha Most" went off with a bang -- because P nearly banged his co-host Sassee Cassee, the world's smallest stripper.

We got video of the taping and let's just say the sexual chemistry is palpable, and a little uncomfortable -- especially when P's co-host, J Tweezy, starts talking size ... and not Sassee's.

But hey, Master P is single and as Cassee says ... once you go small, you never go tall.

Nick Cannon was hospitalized after getting the news soon-to-be-ex-wife Mariah Carey got engagement to a billionaire ... so he joked.

Nick posted this meme on Instagram ... the pic is from "Real Husbands of Hollywood."

Our sources say Nick and Mariah are now getting along, and we're told she called him Thursday afternoon to give him the heads up she was getting engaged. By the way, that means she clearly knew what was going down before James Packer popped the question!

Amy Schumer is fighting back against 3 other female comedians who ripped her on social media for allegedly stealing their jokes.

Amy's repeatedly denied joke theft, but now she's taking it a step further after Tammy Pescatelli, Kathleen Madigan and Wendy Liebman each claimed she jacked their material.

Gotta hand it to her, Amy's plan to prove her innocence should boost ratings on her Comedy Central TV show too.

That's how ya bank on a conspiracy.

Comedian Erik Griffin got into it with a drunk heckler during his stand-up act and things turned violent.

Sources at The Laughing Derby in Louisville, KY tell TMZ ... Griffin had nearly finished his set when he finally addressed a woman in the front row who'd been heckling him all night.

We're told she refused to leave despite pleas from the audience and multiple warnings from the club owner that cops were on the way.

The video is ridiculous ... the heckler got so riled up, she took a swing at Griffin. Club staffers tossed her just as cops arrived. Luckily for her, no one pressed charges ... and she left quietly on her own, instead of in handcuffs.