Humor

Listen, we all love Serena Williams. We all know she's succeeded in almost everything she's done including fashion design, tennis, and modeling.

We said ALMOST.

Here's Serena dancing at what looks to be some type of hip-hop or interpretive dance class and the reality is ... she's a really great tennis player.

Looks like SW and Venus are due to hit up the class together next week so who knows ... maybe she's more of a doubles player when it comes to the art of the dance.

#ElaineSwag.

Here's some pretty good video of Kobe Bryant getting clowned by some super famous NBA stars -- topped off by Chris Paul presenting Mamba with an old man cane.

It all went down at the Gentlemen’s Supper Club at Parcae during NBA All-Star Weekend in Toronto -- with Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony and CP3 honoring Kobe with speeches and gifts.

One of the funniest parts ... CP3 says he asked Kobe for his game-used shoes back in the day so he could auction 'em off for his charity -- but Paul admits, "Them shoes still at the crib!"

D-Wade also gifted Kobe a 1 year subscription to Netflix AND some undies so he can be comfortable in retirement.

Here's a list of other gifts Kobe got from the guys:

-- reading glasses

-- Preparation H

-- Mamba fruit chews

-- TV remote

-- denture adhesive cream

-- compression socks

-- Barbaresco 1996 magnum bottle of Italian wine

Kanye West just scored a new job offer ... from the Philadelphia Police Department.

Philly's boys in blue are apparently concerned about Kanye's cash flow problems -- the whole $53 million thing -- and just shouted him out on Twitter: "We R hiring, @kanyewest! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122!"

This might be an offer he can refuse, but think about it -- add some Yeezys to that uniform!

#DopestCopsEver

Undeniable proof Kanye West is a changed, more patient man ... he actually sat through a freakin' magic show with Kim Kardashian and North.

Audience members at magician Dan White's small NYC show tell us Yeezy even seemed impressed with the tricks on Sunday night -- so much so, he stepped up when White asked for a volunteer to help with the final card trick.

Check out the video ... Kanye looked totally baffled by White's sleight of hand.

The magician's only mistake was asking Kanye what his magical hand gesture would be. He quickly replied with a double bird salute.

Dude. Seriously?!?!

The search is back on for Andy Dalton's suitcases ... 'cause just 5 days after they fell out of the bed of his truck, they've gone missing ... AGAIN!!!

This time, it appears to be the airline's fault -- with the Bengals QB tweeting, "I can't make this up... #bagsearch2016 is back on. @AmericanAir it's your turn to find the luggage now #unbelievable."

Luke Bryan hit up the same Bev Hills restaurant Sunday night where Blake Shelton threw shade the night before ... clowning our photog by saying, "Blake's a terrible person."

Luke and his wife, Caroline, were leaving Mastro's when we asked about Blake's comment that he'd like to sit next to Luke at the Grammys but he's never nominated.

As we said, maybe not nominated but 14 #1s cushions the blow.

BTW ... Luke was there celebrating Valentine's Day.

Bill Murray just came face to face with an old nemesis on the golf course in Pebble Beach ... THE GOPHER.

It was pretty funny ... Bill took some time during the Pebble Beach Pro-Am to check out the varmint who popped up right near the hole -- just like in "Caddyshack."

Only this time, there were no explosives.

Though we know how Carl Spackler woulda handled the situation ...

Here's Richard Sherman on the set of an Oberto beef jerky commercial where he was SUPPOSED to do a cannonball into a pool. There was just one problem ... HE DID A JACKKNIFE!!!

C'mon man.

Everyone knows a cannonball is two hands wrapped around your knees while entering the water ass first ... a la Ron Burgundy.

Watch. Learn. Do it again.

Bill Murray is doing his thing at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am ... and as usual, it's pretty entertaining.

Besides showing off his pretty swing ... he pulled the 'ol freeze frame move on one of the holes.

Rosie O'Donnell pissed off the autism community with a joke about autistic kids, which is why they're now calling Rosie a "piece of dog s***" ... and Rosie now has regrets.

O'Donnell performed at Carolines on Broadway Sunday, where she joked that parenting her teenagers was so tough she'd trade them in for autistic triplets in an instant.

A rep for the National Autism Association says her org is beyond offended. The rep didn't hold back, saying Rosie wasn't only "dog s***," she was mushy dog s*** on the bottom of their shoe.

The rep railed on, saying O'Donnell "crossed all lines of being a good human being to make a desperate, low-blow joke."

Madonna keeps trying to press forward from concert wardrobe malfunctions ... but they keep bringing her down.

The latest one happened during a show in Thailand while Madge was performing "Material Girl."

The "Family Feud" contestant Steve Harvey ripped for delivering the "worst answer ever" ... says she's positive she's NOT the worst -- although proving it might be difficult.

Sheila Patterson tells TMZ ... her phone's been ringing off the hook since Steve posted a clip of her multiple, hysterical attempts to answer, "What's another way people say mother?"

The clip of Sheila trying to pass off previous answers by changing inflection or adding a Spanish accent has gone viral. She admits she cracked under the pressure of being in front of a live audience.

But as a longtime fan of the show, she insists she's seen much worse responses. We asked her to give us an example ... Sheila drew a blank.

Must be her thing.

Donald Trump shamed the woman in the audience who dared shout that Ted Cruz is a pussy ... and then Trump said it himself!

The Prez candidate was a maestro at a Manchester, New Hampshire rally Monday, when Cruz's position on waterboarding came up.

"Zoolander" fans rejoice ... "The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good" is coming to life, with a slight twist.

A pop-up called "The Derek Zoolander Center For People Who Don't Age Good" is opening up in NYC Tuesday for the public to check out. We're told cosmetics company Kiehl's has teamed up with execs from "Zoolander 2" to make it all happen.

The center will be open until Saturday and guests can get their hands on Kiehl products as well as a famous Mugatu piano key necktie.

No word on whether or not they'll be serving any orange mocha frappuccinos though.

More hilariousness from Marshawn Lynch courtesy of his former teammate Justin Forsett -- who introduced Beast Mode to Periscope Thursday night ... and even got the RB to drop a live "deez nutz" joke.

Forsett was Periscoping from Marshawn's new Beast Mode store in Oakland when #24 came into the shot and tried to figure out what the hell Forsett was doing.

The clip is hilarious ... once Forsett explains that Marshawn is streaming out live to hundreds of people, Lynch totally comes out of his shell.

Among the highlights ...

-- Marshawn says his shop is safe for white people.

-- The guys quote "Friday."

-- "Deez nutz."

"The Hills" star Lauren Conrad is guilty of jacking 2 surfing dogs for use on her website ... according to a new lawsuit.

Okay, LC didn't walk off with the actual pups -- Incredible Features Inc. says she merely stole 2 photos of the athletic pets, and slapped them up on her website.

As lawsuits go, it's a pretty entertaining read. IFI says, "In the dog eat dog world of online content ... Lauren Conrad, a sophisticated website operator, is cognizant of the value of high-quality photography." IFI says it owns the images that are now on her site.

The suit points out Lauren's site isn't a blog but a "commercial enterprise through which Conrad shills her Kohl's clothing line amongst other things."