Humor

Blake Griffin is f****** hilarious ... and here's video proof.

The L.A. Clippers superstar took the stage at the Just For Laughs event in Montreal last week and flexed his comedy skills for the crowd ... and we gotta say, he drew some pretty big laughs.

Blake's no stranger to the funny business ... having taken classes at a UCB Theatre in L.A. ... but this time his material was WAYYYYY more Richard Pryor than usual, including a story about bangin' a stripper.

Mariah Carey got free entertainment from a rapper/panhandler -- but it was only free because she stiffed the guy's request for money afterward ... in classic Mariah fashion.

Mariah was holding court outside Mastro's Steakhouse in Bev Hills ... swarmed by paps as she floated to her ride, and you've gotta see what happened once she got inside.

Watch for the bald guy who squeezed through the crowd to get right up to Mimi's window. His performance was awesome, and her reaction is hysterical.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar opened up his wallet to take Kathy Griffin out to a dinner Tuesday night -- to thank the comic for writing his "I'm Michael Jordan" joke at the Democratic National Convention.

Viola Davis isn't shying away from the headlines surrounding her new movie, "Suicide Squad" -- in fact, she's facing 'em head on in this clip.

We asked Viola -- who plays intelligence officer Amanda Waller -- about director David Ayer getting f-bomb happy at the NYC premiere, and she's definitely got his back.

As for some pretty harsh reviews of the film? Viola seems to be blowing that off, but her reaction to our photog suggesting the flick might get Oscar attention ... is priceless.

Gotta respect her honesty.

Former Senator Tom Harkin has no words for Donald Trump, but he does have one quick and vivid sign for the GOP candidate.

Harkin -- who spoke at the DNC last week using American Sign Language -- flew into LAX, and we asked him what sign he'd use to describe Donald Trump.

His answer is short and hysterical. Basically, he's saying the Donald is #2 -- as in ... a turd.

Watch and learn a little ASL.

Donald Trump has boasted in the past how he gets his hands dirty on construction sites ... but eating KFC clearly crosses the line of cleanliness.

Trump chowed down on a jet with the help of a knife and fork, and he's getting blasted on social media.

You'll recall a few years back he dared to eat pizza with the same utensils.

You post penis pics online -- you get mocked by your teammates ... even if you're on Team USA.

Draymond Green got some razzing at practice Monday ... courtesy of his superstar teammates like Boogie Cousins and Klay Thompson.

Green was giving an interview when his teammates were discussing the situation ... and shouting some stuff at Draymond to give him a hard time.

The best part -- when Boogie pretends to hold a mic in his hand and says, "Does this remind you of anything?"

You gotta watch the clip.

It's been 38 years since Leon Spinks upset Muhammad Ali for the heavyweight title ... but that didn't stop the former champ from taking one last jab at his old opponent.

Neon Leon, and his brother Michael, attended the Pat Cairo cancer outing in Lido Beach, NY on Tuesday when Leon was asked if he wanted to lay a hit on a cardboard cutout of the GOAT.

"I'm gonna give him a little rest today," he joked before adding, "he's still ugly, too."

Leon went on about his relationship with Ali, saying, "he always talked s***, but we loved him anyway."

Proceeds from the event -- which included a tribute to Ali -- were donated to a local hospital for the terminally ill and for cancer research efforts.

When Tori Spelling lands a guest spot on a show about a bar ... she really gets into character.

Tori was seen looking hammered Thursday night leaving the Abbey -- where we're told she was shooting a scene for the E! new reality show based on one of L.A.'s hottest gay venues.

A bunch of gangstas invaded Burbank Wednesday armed with ... headshots.

As TMZ reported ... Central Casting put the call out for "gang member types" for the upcoming CBS adaptation of the movie "Training Day" ... and more than a few OGs answered the call.

Check out the vid ... the wannabe actors were NOT offended with CC's call ... if anything, they embraced it.

As one homie put it ... all he had to do was tie his shoes!

You gotta feel for Pope Francis -- he went down hard in the middle of Mass Thursday morning in Poland.

The Pontiff appeared to miss a step as he was walking down from the altar. He had a few priests spotting him, and they helped him back to his feet. Honestly, it's a miracle it doesn't happen more often with that long, heavy robe. Somebody cut the guy a break.

Official word from the Vatican -- "The pope is fine."

Amen.

Ever wonder what rich guys talk about in private? Money. Jets. Jennifer Lopez.

At least, that's how it went down between Conor McGregor and Cristiano Ronaldo ... with the soccer superstar scoffing at Conor when he joked about overtaking him on the Forbes list.

Ronaldo was named the #1 highest paid athlete in 2016 by Forbes (estimated $88 mil) ... while Conor clocked in at #85 (estimated $22 mil).

The two talked about the subject when they came face-to-face at Conor's gym in Vegas over the weekend -- with Conor admitting his jealously over the fact CR7 has a private jet.

"I want to get a jet."

Mariah Carey and billionaire fiance James Packer could've filmed an alternate version of her "Touch My Body" video while partying Sunday night at a nightclub in Capri.

The couple packed on some serious PG-13 PDA next to the DJ booth.

Mariah seemed to be a handful, but nothing Packer couldn't handle.

Oliver Stone ain't afraid to give you the cold hard truth ... when it comes to how he spent his downtime at Comic-Con.

The Oscar-winning director was in San Diego repping his new film, "Snowden," when he shot down a photog trying to ask questions ... in a totally friendly drunk kinda way.

Donald Trump captivated just about everyone at the RNC with his 1 hour 16 minute speech ... except his son.

Barron Trump started out strong, but faded midway through the longest acceptance speech in 44 years.

The 10-year-old tried toughing it out but lost the battle toward the end.