John Mayer Can't Stomach The Situation
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Backstage at last night's CMT Music Awards in Nashville, John Mayer's hairy stomach was no competition for the ripped, shaved, smooth mid-section of "Jersey Shore" tanned ham The Situation.
In this case, The Situation's body is a wonderland.
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Paula Deen Has a Situation on Her Hands
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Food Network diva Paula Deen got another ham thrown in her face ... but this time it was in the form of "Jersey Shore's" shameless ab flasher Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.
With Snooki supervising, Paula felt up Sitch's shaved smooth chest backstage at a rehearsal for the CMT Music Awards in Nashville on Wednesday.
That's what you call a tanned ham.
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The Next 'Jersey Shore' -- Rednecks Wanted
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The masterminds behind "Jersey Shore" are looking for a new stereotype for a new reality show -- keg tappin', mud ridin', Skynyrd lovin', God fearin', honky tonkin' Southern folk.
TMZ has learned Doron Ofir Casting is looking for "12 lucky guys and gals who are keepin' it country and want to party their asses off" to star in a new reality show called "Party Down South."
According to DOC, there will be a casting RV that'll slow ride through Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Tennesse, Kentucky and West Virginia -- and hopefully land a crop of rednecks wild enough to make "Jersey Shore" look like "Hey Dude."
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The Situation: Gym, Tan, Love Hewitt
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A conversation with The Situation about how he's a "trendsetter" and "genetically gifted" (his words) was interrupted yesterday when Jennifer Love Hewitt came rolling by.
One of them has a new season of their hit show premiering next month.
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'Jersey Shore' Hopeful -- A Real Jersey Queen
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A New Jersey beauty queen wants to get with Snooki and The Situation -- not the way you're thinking -- as a new roommate for Season 3 of "Jersey Shore."
TMZ has learned Margaret Skourlis -- the current Ms. NJ United States (yes, that's a real pageant) -- auditioned for the show last week.
Margaret -- who's not Italian, but Greek-American -- tells TMZ she thinks she'd get along with Snooki, and claims she can handle the "JS" crew after surviving beauty pageants ... "We're not as evil to each other but we're just as snippy in other ways."
Margaret's best credential: She told us pageants and "Jersey Shore" both "excenturate things." Your guess is as good as ours.
We're told no final decisions have been made on casting yet.
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Snooki & Her Mom Go Poof
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Snooki and her luminescent mother Helen took their respective poofs out clubbing at Adelphia's in Deptford, New Jersey over the holiday weekend.
Orange you glad they're still so close?
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Cops: The Situation's Abs Pose a Threat
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TMZ has learned The Situation was ordered to cover up his stomach this weekend after cops became concerned that his belly flashing was causing a large crowd to get violent.
It all went down at the Aztec Ocean Resort in Seaside Heights, NJ -- where according to officials more than 3,000 people gathered on the streets to watch The Situation dance on a hotel balcony.
According to the Seaside Heights Chief of Police -- people were getting pushed and shoved in the crowd when The Sitch removed his shirt ... so the Chief personally asked the "Jersey Shore" star to cover up and tone it down before the crowd got out of control.
The Chief tells us The Situation totally understood and even put his shirt back on ... but it's only a matter of time before it happens again!!!
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The Situation What I Really Wanna Do Is Act ...
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The Situation has finally returned to the Northeast -- but he already knows where he wants to go next ... straight to the big screen!
As The Sitch got off his plane from Miami -- where he was just shooting Season 2 of "Jersey Shore" -- dude told us his next step is to "jump into film."
Hey, if Ashton Kutcher can make it ...
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'Jersey Shore' Cast -- Fist Pumpin' with Enrique
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The cast of "Jersey Shore" will soon appear on MTV in a format rarely seen on the network these days -- a music video ... courtesy of Enrique Iglesias.
Sources close to "The Situation" tell TMZ that Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of the crew will spend today -- their last day in Miami -- on the set of the video for "I Like It."
The song, by Enrique Iglesias and featuring rapper Pitbull, appears on Enrique's new album as well as the "Jersey Shore" soundtrack.
Could get interesting ... especially because Pitbull won't hesitate to sock a douchebag in the face.
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Cops Beef Up Protection for 'Jersey Shore' Crew
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The "Jersey Shore" producers have literally pulled out the big guns to keep their perma-tanned cast members safe when they return to Seaside Heights -- all thanks to the boys in blue.
TMZ spoke with Seaside Heights Chief of Police Thomas J. Boyd, who tells us 7-10 police officers will be assigned to the "Jersey" cast 24/7 during production. Last year, only one officer was assigned to the show.
The chief also tells us that a private security company has also been called in by the show to help keep things in order.
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'Jersey Shore' Cast Done with Miami
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Snooki, Pauly D and the rest of the "Jersey Shore" crew are done terrorizing the beaches of Miami -- so they packed their bags and headed for the airport Saturday afternoon.
Considering TSA regulations on liquids in carry-on, we're guessing they checked their bags.
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NKOTB or 'Jersey Shore'?
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While in Miami this weekend, Danny Wood of "New Kids on the Block" showed off his "Jersey Shore"-size jacked up muscles and tats.
The 41-year-old not only has the right stuff ... he also has his own situation going on.
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'Jersey Shore' Porn Spoof Man, It's Gay
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If you thought the real "Jersey Shore" men were a little too cocky -- wait till you see the juiceheads in the gay porn parody.
TMZ has learned production just wrapped on the gay porn parody "Jersey Score"-- with Dean Coxx playing the lead role of "The Stimulation."
No word if all the stars are bonerfide Italians .. but one thing's for sure, there's plenty of salami to go around.
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'Jersey Shore' Boys -- Ebony & Ivory 2010
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Like "guido" versions of Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, "Jersey Shore" duo Vinny and Pauly D joined forces and proved what colorful characters they can be on the beach in Miami on Monday.
The GTL dudes know how to get shady.
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'Sopranos' Star to Obama: Turn Off Jersey Shore!
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"Sopranos" star Steve Schirripa has a serious bone to pick with Barack Obama -- all because the Prez is watching "Jersey Shore!"
After ripping the reality cast for being "a different species of Italian," we asked Steve what he thought about Obama giving the "JS" crew a shout-out during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.
Let's just say ... Steve isn't too happy with The Prez -- check out the clip.
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Snooki Takes a Shot to the Face ... from Jwoww
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"Jersey Shore" demure beauties Jwoww and Snooki celebrated Cinco de Mayo in Miami yesterday by using their mouths to pass a lime to each other after doing a tequila shot.
No word on who got the worm.