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TMZ spoke with Joanie Laurer -- a.k.a. Chyna -- who says, "Snooki is trying to make a joke out of wrestling" ... and needs to be taught a lesson.

Chyna hasn't wrestled since 2002, but says she'd come back for a Snooki smackdown -- and she's even up for a threesome ... adding, “I could take on Snooki AND The Situation in a tag match and have some fun doing it."

In his new club banger called "Say Yeah," the 25-year-old Newark native croons about the standard guido stuff like poppin' bottles and smushin' and then disses Snooki with the eloquent line, "Lay 'em like that Jersey whore."

Other lyrical gems include: "I'm not no f**kin' fame whore" and repeating "everybody fist pump" for an eternity.

Angelina -- who's trying to turn her recent TNA appearance into a full-time job -- tells TMZ, it’s totally obvious Snooki is ripping her off by trying to be a wrestler ... claiming Snook has been jealous of her since day one.

And that's just the beginning -- Angelina throws in one final jab, adding, Snooki is "a fat troll who should never wear those shorts ... or be in a wrestling ring.”

As far as we're concerned, there's only one way to settle this.

The "Jersey Shore" star transformed into 57 inches of pure, unadulterated RAGE -- as she attacked the members of the Lay-Cool lady tag-team using a ferocious airborne bronco buster ... followed by that typical girl-on-girl hair-pulling, head slamming move.

After the dust settled, Snooki was challenged to a three-on-three co-ed brawl at WrestleMania in April ... and she accepted!

It's on, bitches.

So far, it's unclear if the "Jersey Shore" star will actually FIGHT during the live event from St. Louis, MO ... but we already know she can take a punch.

Story developing ...

Sources close to Angelina tell TMZ, it all started after her appearance on TNA last week -- Angie had the most incredible time getting choked out by a smoking hot blonde chick ... and now she's hooked on suplexes and sleeper holds.

According to sources, she's already taking her new career ambitions extremely seriously -- in fact, the former "Jersey" girl is all set to begin training next Tuesday at the Independent Wrestling Federation in West Paterson, NJ.

It starts out pretty basic -- holds, how to take a fall, etc. -- but the schedule is pretty grueling ... four days a week.

So far, no word on any long-term deal with TNA or WWE.

Brad Ferro pled guilty to one charge of simple assault, paid a $500 fine and served six months probation back in 2009 for the Punch Heard 'Round the Shore.

His dad tells the NY Post Brad hasn't been able to find work, so he's now in training to be a Cavalry Scout -- which, according to GoArmy.com, means he's "the commander's eyes and ears on the battlefield."

If we ever invade Seaside Heights, he's our guy.

It all went down in North Carolina last week -- when Angelina decided to talk a whole lotta smack to a she-wrestler named Velvet Sky during a taping of TNA iMPACT ... scheduled to air tonight.

Angelina told us she had no idea what to expect her first day on the job ... adding, "I'm gonna get my ass beat!"

Adding to her fear ... Angelina just got $500 hair extensions and she's worried they'll get torn out -- but she admits, “I signed up for this so I have no one to blame but myself”

Sources close to Angelina tells us after a month of negotiations she finally signed a contract with TNA Wrestling earlier this week.

We're told the "Staten Island Dump" will make her debut in a tag team match involving TNA's Snooki-a-like ... "Cookie".

Law enforcement sources tell us Angelina filed an aggravated assault report with NYPD on Monday ... stemming from an incident in which she claims someone vandalized her future mother-in-law's house (see above).

We're told Angelina believes the perpetrator is a girl named Lauren -- who she claims has also been harassing her by phone and Facebook.

TMZ has learned Deena has applied for a trademark on the name "Deena Nicole" -- and the logo shown above -- under the category of wearable garments and clothing (such as shirts, pants, hats, lingerie and outerwear).

We're told Deena doesn't have any specific deals lined up, but is just trying to be smart by securing the trademark now ... just in case.