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It seems like only yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian was self-delivering baby Mason from her lady parts in front of the reality show cameras ... and look at him now!

No seriously, try to look at him ... bet you didn't even realize there was a child in this picture.

If Selena Gomez was trying to find a way to make Justin Bieber REGRET breaking up ... this hot red outfit will probably do the trick.

Gomez -- and her butt cheeks -- were hanging out in Palmdale, CA this week ... where word on the street is that she was shooting a new music video.

Muy bien.

Not even divorce can keep Britney Spears and Kevin Federline apart ... at least at their kids' soccer game ... where the famous ex-couple joined forces this weekend to cheer their faces off.

Brit and K-Fed got together yesterday in L.A. to support their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James while the boys played soccer ... and everyone had a blast (laughing and smiling ... and not a single lawyer).

K-Fed's girlfriend Victoria Prince was also there, and it wasn't awkward at all. We're not even joking. Britney even played with Kevin and Victoria's new daughter Jordan Kay. How 'bout them apples.

Ladies and gentlemen, can we please have your attention. We've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. We need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.

ANCHORMAN IS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Will Ferrell was seen on set today for the first time in his patented mustache and blazer as shooting in New Orleans continued for the HIGHLY anticipated movie "Anchorman 2."

Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and David Koechner all return ... with Kristen Wiig and Harrison Ford (yes, really) among the newcomers.

Honey Boo Boo and Mama June kept their word -- after getting shut down online -- and took to the Milledgeville Mall in Georgia yesterday to help a local Girl Scouts troop sell some delicious, delicious cookies.

As TMZ first reported, the Girl Scouts of the USA had a big problem with HBB using her Facebook page to peddle the delicious, delicious cookies -- because it was cheating.

But the Boo Boo clan promised to keep on helping and they did just that, with the whole family in tow -- Sugar Bear, Chubbs, Pumpkin, Chickadee and baby Kaitlyn.

Alana even made a deal with customers ... agreeing to pose for a pic if they bought five boxes of those delicious, delicious cookies.

These pics are INSANE ... Drake rolled into a strip club in Charlotte, opened a CARDBOARD BOX filled with bricks of cash, and TMZ has pics of the $50,000 rainstorm he unleashed on the dancers.

It all went down at Cameo Nightclub, and by the time Drake was done there was so much cash ... it literally carpeted the floor.

There's been a lot of talk about whether Drake has real street cred ... or if he's just a poser with a privileged upbringing.

Never say Scott Disick isn't well-adjusted ... and the best part -- he can do it all by himself!

Scott was in Mexico recently, hanging with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian, his son Mason and a bunch of friends.

We don't know if Scott went crab diving during the vacation ... but we hear they're in season.

Jessica Simpson and baby daddy Eric Johnson hit up an In-N-Out drive-thru for lunch in Westwood yesterday.

Looks like her baby wasn't the only one in the family dining on Double Doubles this weekend.

Kim Kardashian proved she's the ying to Kanye West's yang at a fashion show in Paris this weekend ... by wearing matching black and white his and his suits.

Looking like a 21st century Annie Hall, a very serious Kim went to the dark side at the Givenchy runway show in a baby bump slimming black maternity men's suit ... while Kanye kept it virginal in a stark all white ensemble.

No shades of grey area in this relationship.

Ben Affleck didn't kick anyone yesterday and was merely trying to get the paparazzi to back off ... because they were scaring his daughter ... this according to sources close to the Oscar winner.

Ben was holding 4-year-old Seraphina yesterday when they encountered a large mass of paps. According to our sources, the photogs got too close for comfort and little Seraphina started crying because she was afraid.

According to our sources, Ben asked the paps (none of whom work for TMZ) twice to back off and when that didn't work ... he said "You need to be this far away" and swung his leg to demonstrate.

Our source says Ben never had any intention of kicking anyone and he was merely trying to protect his daughter from the paps ... who he feels have been getting more and more aggressive.

Justin Bieber turns 19 today ... so he walked down the streets of London in half his birthday suit, lamely showing off his baby abs and his ultra-cool training boxers.

The drop-crotch pants, and the Vanilla Ice fade haircut was just too cool for school. The only saving grace ... he wasn't wearing that stupid hat.

The pic was snapped after his performance, as he walked to his hotel.

Someone needs to hang this kid upside down from a balcony.

Suge, are you listening?

Leonardo DiCaprio did something almost unheard of in his world ... date a normal chick he strolled through an airport without covering up his million dollar face.

With a hat and shades giving him the bare minimum protection from flashbulbs, the 38-year-old "Django Unchained" star held his head up high -- and unobstructed -- as he made his way through Narita International Airport in Tokyo on Friday.

Looks like commercials aren't the only thing celebs will do in Japan that they won't do anywhere else.

We're not saying James Gandolfini inhaled ... we're just saying he's unusually chill when it comes to talking about his recent visit to a famous marijuana dispensary.

TMZ broke the story ... James and a friend were photographed at The Farmacy in Venice, CA.

We're told he was just window shopping, but when we ran into James and his wife leaving dinner at E Baldi in Bev Hills last night -- we had to ask about his trip, or ... tripping.

We asked James if he was "just curious" about the effects of passing the dutch -- and if he's into edibles or tokin' up?

You gotta see his response, and note the giggles.

Ben Affleck's smooth mug surfaced Thursday ... the first time since shaving his career-defining beard Sunday night at an Oscars after-party.

With some scruff starting to grow back, the 40-year-old rocked a 5 o'clock shadow as he arrived for a TED conference in Long Beach on Thursday.

TMZ broke the story --- one of the first things Ben did after "Argo" won Best Picture was take a razor to his critically-acclaimed beard in the bathroom hallway at Craig's restaurant.

Now he really is as slick as everybody says.

1:58 PM PT -- The woman has been identified!!! She's actress Erin Cahill from the ABC show "Red Widow." We're told Erin and Seal met two days ago at a charity function.

Seal has broken the seal ... or so it appears ... passionately embracing a beautiful mystery woman in L.A. yesterday.

Sources close to the singer tell TMZ, the woman is NOT his publicist, his assistant, his manager, or anyone else professionally related to him ... which TOTALLY MEANS THEY'RE BANGING.

It's the first time he's been seen out with another woman since he and supermodel Heidi Klum split last year after 7 years of marriage.

A week after news surfaced of the demise of her eight-year marriage to Josh Brolin, Diane Lane was spotted out for the first time ... newly single and ready to mingle.

The gorgeous "Unfaithful" star stepped out for a night on the town with her best celebrity girlfriends Laura Dern and Ted Danson's wife Mary Steenburgen.

Diane filed for divorce two weeks ago from Josh, citing irreconcilable differences.