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"Wedding Crashers" Owen Wilson, 44, and Vince Vaughn, 43, reunited at the premiere of their new movie "The Internship" in L.A. this week.

Question is ...

Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa wants to show the entire world the two perky reasons why everyone should be watching "Real Housewives of Miami."

With the heat in Florida just too much for her beautiful supple skin to bear, the 34-year-old former not hooker "Dancing with the Stars" contestant set her gorgeous gals free and sunbathed topless on Friday.

But Joanna and the twins were not alone, as her lucky ass fiancé Romain supervised the entire accidentally on purpose -- but amazing -- photo op.

Despite all the hype, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo really does measure up.

Even though he already looks like a perfectly sculpted plastic sculpture, the 28-year-old Portuguese futbol sensation showed off his entirely hairless, buff bod by rolling up his shorts and going shirtless in order to get properly fitted for his latest waxen statue in Madrid on Thursday.

We're told the human Ken doll has an amazing 43 inch chest, a beautiful 33 inch waist, a pair of glorious 24.3 inch thighs, heavenly 13 inch (unflexed) upper arms and a rock hard 11.8 inch ... forearm.

Size does matter.

Photos of the blood-spattered bathroom where Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend to death have surfaced on the web ... and they could prove to be crucial pieces of evidence in the runner's defense.

The pics were taken from outside the bathroom door in the Blade Runner's South African mansion ... and show two bullet holes in the bathroom door ... along with a pool of blood by the toilet ... and a blood trail leading to the stairs.

Another pic shows blood drops on the stairs ... where Oscar says he carried Reeva while trying to call for help.

Oscar admits he shot and killed Reeva Steenkamp on February 14 ... but insists it was an accident.

In fact, Pistorius told investigators he grabbed his gun and fired 4 shots into the bathroom that night ... but only because he thought an intruder snuck into his house and was hiding in the toilet. The holes in the door could back Oscar's defense ... that he truly didn't know who was in the bathroom when he opened fire.

Of course, the person in the bathroom was Reeva -- who ultimately died from her wounds. Oscar was arrested and charged with murder.

Here's a glowing Kim Kardashian in the middle of nearly flashing her pregnant goods in Santa Monica on Wednesday (left) -- and the now infamous and controversial JCPenney tea kettle (right).

All hail, Kim Kardashian.

A wardrobe malfunction turned Kim Kardashian into the brunette Marilyn Monroe.

While walking around Santa Monica in flats on Wednesday, the pregnant 32-year-old let a breeze get the best of her maternity dress ... and almost flashed more than just her baby bump.

Although she's no stranger to showing off the goods, Kanye West's baby mama recovered in time to make sure the photo was rated PG.

Even when she attempts to keep her maternity style casual, Kim can't help but make a spectacle.'

After all she's been through, Britney Spears really is in great shape.

With a healthy looking head of human hair, a sexy baby blue bikini and a belly piercing left over from her 2001 Dream Within a Dream Tour, the resilient 31-year-old mother of two showed off her sane curves and lucid, taut tummy while cooling off poolside at a Los Angeles area resort with her shirtless average joe boyfriend David Lucado this past weekend.

Unbelievable -- Justin Bieber's white Ferrari has just been pulled over for speeding ... just days after Bieber allegedly tore through his gated community in the same car, terrorizing his neighbors.

Bieber wasn't behind the wheel this time -- the culprit was his good bud Lil Twist ... the same bozo who was driving Bieber's white Ferrari when that photographer was killed earlier this year.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... police pulled Twist over as he roared out of Bieber's gated community in Calabasas ... but they let him off with just a warning. To that we say, HUH?

The person in charge of the President's Twitter account posted this pic today of Barack Obama admiring something on Justin Timberlake's phone.

While they both look spiffy in their suit and ties, we gotta ask ...

It was Team Cruise vs. Team Beckham at the L.A. Kings game last night.

Wearing father and son leathers, Tom Cruise and Connor Cruise watched the Kings beat the San Jose Sharks sitting alongside David and Victoria Beckham and their kids Romeo, Cruz, Brooklyn and adorable little Harper Beckham.

While the two A-list broods have no rivalry and have been good friends since back when Katie Holmes was still in the picture, Team Cruise clearly had the better seats in the house.

Jessica Simpson is a huge star and it shows.

Wearing a slimming black sheer frock, the glowing mom-to-be successfully maneuvered her growing baby bump through the streets of Ojai, California this weekend.

Although she looks like she's about to pop, the 32-year-old singer/actress/fashion mogul -- who already has an adorable one-year-old daughter -- isn't due until around July.

While Jess has revealed she's having a boy this time, it is going to be a belly long month or so until he finally arrives.

While swimming near the shore in Miami, Victoria's Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel's bikini was nearly swallowed up ... by her own amazing ass.

With her heavenly yellow bikini bottom fighting to stay afloat, the 24-year-old South African stunner soaked her gorgeous curves in the warm waters of South Beach this weekend.

Luckily no one drowned ... watching Candice come out of the water.

Smokin' hot actress Olivia Wilde is board with Jason Sudeikis.

The 29-year-old "Cowboys & Aliens" star flaunted her taut tummy in a black bikini while paddle boarding around the beach in Hawaii with her shirtless "Saturday Night Live" fiance this holiday weekend.

While Olivia looked amazing in her swimsuit, the 37-year-old funnyman proved his hairy slender torso was nothing to laugh at either.

Although they haven't revealed their wedding date, Olivia and Jason are making sure their relationship is as fit as can be.

Lindsey Vonn has gone from the boring (taking Tiger Woods' kids to school) to the SUPER FUN ... jet skiing with Tiger and his little ones in Palm Beach yesterday.

The new couple decided to take advantage of the long weekend by hitting the water with the kids near Tiger's Florida home.

Amanda Bynes showed a TON of restraint when dealing with a paparazzo who clearly crossed the line with her this afternoon ... but she did call him "an ugly black man."

Bynes arrived back at her Manhattan apartment building and was met by a gaggle of paps waiting to catch a glimpse of her. Bynes covered her face and head with a scarf and some idiot photographer -- NOT ONE OF OURS -- continually kept trying to pull it off her head.

After first telling the guy "You can't touch me" several times, Amanda shot back, "Is it the ugly black one? Oh, there's another ugly black man."

When the photog tries to call her out for the racial remark, she responds, "It's just your face. It's not a black thing ... There's an ugly white one. It's not racist."

Bynes might be a little off her rocker, but she's the only sane person in this video.

Daniel Day Lewis -- 3 Oscars for Best Actor.

Leonardo DiCaprio -- 0 Oscars ... and a yacht filled with gorgeous, half-naked women frolicking around the South of France this week.

Leo wins. Again.