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Whether it be from the side or from the front, who doesn't love boobies?

Lindsay Lohan served up her side-boobage while on the beach in Ibiza -- while Chrissy Teigen and Lady Gaga opted for a cleavage-bearing tops while out and about (separately) in New York City.

Gravity ... it's undefeated.

Gisele Bundchen frolicked around on the beach Tuesday in Costa Rica ... crawling around in the ocean with her adorable dog Lua.

In search of someone who could help protect him should Orlando Bloom strike again, Justin Bieber hung out Wednesday on a yacht in Ibiza with none other than Michelle Rodriguez.

There's nothing romantic going on here -- at least not in these photos -- and besides ... MRod's been hanging with a completely different skinny and often shirtless guy in Zac Efron.

If it came down to it, we feel pretty confident Rodriguez could take Bloom ... and Bieber ... and even Efron in a fight.

Chris Brown continues to look noticeably heavier since getting out of jail ... bravely partying without a shirt on while hanging out Wednesday afternoon in glorious St. Tropez.

CB is partying in France while one of his new neighbors in the San Fernando Valley tells TMZ he has no qualms about shooting the R&B singer if he trespasses onto his property.

Based on these photos, it doesn't seem Chris moves with a lot quickness these days ... so he's best to heed the warning.

Justin Bieber made it clear immediately after he ducked an Orlando Bloom punch -- he was not shaken or rattled.

Justin and a buddy mocked the thwarted punch in the parking lot of Cipriani ... where the altercation went down.

Justin also chatted up some female fans ... knowing of course the photogs were clicking away.

As we reported ... some eyewitnesses claim Justin essentially told Orlando he banged Miranda Kerr... something she has denied.

If Orlando Bloom was worried about Miranda Kerr -- hours before fighting Justin Bieber -- he wasn't showing it because he had his hands full with multiple hot chicks.

Bloom was cruising around the island of Ibiza Tuesday on a speedboat, pumping his fists in the air, dancing with beautiful women ... and looking like he's shouting, "Turn Down for What!" Ultimate bachelor's life.

Looking at these pics, it was VERY GOOD to be Orlando yesterday. Last night? Not so much.

Shoulda stayed on the boat, Orlando.

Kate Walsh went to Disneyland, but it's hooters that ended up making her day -- as she cupped a pair of boobs on Splash Mountain.

The "Private Practice" actress kept her hands well inside the log flume over the weekend -- and showed full support for the knockers seated in front of her during the ride's signature drop.

Kate seemed unimpressed with the rack, but maybe she's just felt 'em before. Turns out the chick is a friend of hers.

Caution: Riders may get wet.

Gerard Butler was up to his old tricks this weekend ... engaging in a full-on makeout session outside of Nobu in Malibu Sunday night.

When he finished facesucking the cute brunette in cut-off shorts -- naturally -- they each went their separate ways and Butler rode off alone on his motorcycle.

Paris Hilton and boyfriend River Viiperi are on the outs, cause she was sucking face with some guy on the beach this weekend ... someone other than River.

Hilton and her new male model friend Josh Upshaw were in Malibu Sunday when they got deep into a make out sesh ... right in the open. According to our sources, Paris and River ended their relationship amicably recently.

Neither has spoken about the break-up, but they haven't been seen together for several months now.

The River no longer runs through it.

"Crocodile Dundee" Paul Hogan's now ex-wife Linda Kozlowski took a bike ride with a friend today.

You call that a penis? THIS is a PENIS!

Crikey.

*** "Games of Thrones" spoilers below ***

Just because one of their characters got killed off the show, it doesn't mean the end for "Game of Thrones" couple Kit Harington and Rose Leslie.

The pair, a couple both on and off-screen for the last few years, were spotted Wednesday at LAX, sporting matching black sunglasses as they hopped a flight out of Los Angeles.

For a guy who knows nothing, Jon Snow sure can hang on to a hot chick.

Naya Rivera's marriage to actor Ryan Dorsey came out of nowhere for everyone, except Naya -- who actually co-opted a lot of the ceremony from her planned wedding to Big Sean ... including the date.

Rivera and Dorsey tied the knot in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend. The longtime friends began dating right after Rivera broke off her engagement to rapper Big Sean in April.

According to our sources, the wedding date -- July 19 -- was the exact same date Naya and Sean were supposed to tie the knot. We're told Naya picked the date back in October when she and Sean got engaged.

The similarities don't end there ... according to reports, Rivera was married in a Monique Lhuillier gown -- which our sources say is the same designer of the dress Sean bought for Rivera for their wedding.

One more thing -- Rivera never gave back Sean's engagement ring, according to our sources. However, we don't know if she found a way to re-purpose that.

Mazel?

Ryan Dorsey's dad, Arnold, tells TMZ ... the date of the wedding might have been the same as the Rivera/Big Sean wedding ... but it also happens to be Dorsey's birthday.

Arnold says he found out about the wedding six weeks ago and while he was initially surprised, he said, "We didn’t question him. We are very happy for him. We trusted them and want what they wanted."

Arnold also said the wedding was small, about 12 people total, and consisted of Naya’s family and Ryan’s family.

It's Selena Gomez's birthday, but we're getting the gifts -- behold Selena and Cara Delevingne showering ... together ... in bikinis ... on a yacht.

Our favorite new BFFs made the sexiest pitch for water conservation while continuing SG's bday week celebration in St. Tropez -- but this time they had company in the form of Tommaso "Tommy" Chiabra.

In addition to ruining an otherwise perfect moment ... Chiabra has been seen with Gomez a lot recently, and has also been linked to 'Gossip Girl' Jessica Szohr.

Hate him. Love the pics.

Leonardo DiCaprio was kung fu fightin' the hell out of someone in his mind ... as he ripped off some seriously high kicks in the South of France.

The Wolf of Wall Street was kicking air, taking names, and rocking a pony ... while onboard a yacht off St. Tropez Tuesday.

We know Leo loves MMA ... so the kickfest could be a new workout regimen -- or maybe he seriously wants a rematch with the guy who crushed him at Coachella.

Notorious friender Cara Delevingne has a new gal pal ... Selena Gomez, who celebrated her 22nd birthday with Delevingne aboard a yacht in St. Tropez.

Forget posing for a pic with model Tanz Watson, if Selena really wants to make Justin Bieber jealous ... this is how you do it.

Sofia Vergara and her significantly younger new man Joe Manganiello are officially out of the cage.

The 37-year-old "True Blood" star was out and about this weekend in Studio City showing off his prize catch ... five years his senior.

This is nothing new for Sofia, who's just coming off a similar situation with boy toy Nick Loeb ... they were together for almost 4 years, got engaged and split up last May.

We're not worried about Joe, of course ... if anyone can keep a cougar at bay, it's wolf man.

Happy hunting, Joe.