Gerard Butler -- Intro to Makeout in 60 Seconds
Gerard Butler's tongue will not be denied -- and last night, it penetrated yet another oral cavity ... in record time.
With rumors swirling that he's dating his "Bounty Hunters" co-star Jennifer Aniston, Butler hit the streets of Venice Beach yesterday and exercised his legendary chick-pulling-skills on someone who clearly wasn't Jennifer ... someone with a violin.
Mere moments after he stopped to chat to her -- Butler was in full-on makeout mode.
Then, like a Barry Sanders touchdown celebration, dude simply turned and walked away ... like he's been there a thousand times before.
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Jon Cryer's Ex-Wife -- Mum on Murder Plot
Jon Cryer's ex-wife Sarah Trigger was questioned by photogs -- and the FBI -- about the alleged murder for hire plot against her ex-husband ... but if she had anything to do with it, she certainly wasn't talking.
Trigger told us last week she knew nothing about the alleged plot. The FBI is investigating.
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Charlie Sheen: Brooke's Doing A Lot Better
A much happier Charlie Sheen visited Brooke Mueller today in the hospital -- and this time he was allowed to talk to his wife. Late yesterday, the judge in Charlie's Aspen case relaxed the protective order and allowed Charlie to have contact with Brooke while she's laid up in the hospital.
As we previously reported, Brooke was hospitalized yesterday for pneumonia. We're told she's still in ICU.
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Lindsay Lohan -- Straight to a Guy
Lindsay Lohan is rippin' a move straight from the Anne Heche sexuality playbook -- last night the part-time lady lover was making out with a dude!
Lohan -- who recently broke up with Sam Ronson -- went full tongue-to-mouth with the mystery man at a place called Church Boutique on Santa Monica Blvd.
Not everything's changed though -- after the makeout session ... the next thing LiLo put in her mouth was a cigarette and swig of Red Bull.
UPDATE: The makeout buddy is apparently a 29-year-old French actor named Aurelien Wiik.
Security to Ed Lauter: 'You're Too Drunk to Drive'
Character actor Ed Lauter wanted to drive home from a Golden Globes party over the weekend -- but security thought the slurring star had one too many drinks to get behind the wheel and stopped him cold.
Lauter was getting into his car outside Chateau Marmont when security intervened and told the guy to take a cab instead ... a suggestion he was none too happy with.
Though Ed kept saying he was "fine" and even dropped coach Larry Brown's name in an attempt to win points with the guard, he eventually relented -- and got a taxi.
Attempts to reach Ed for comment were unsuccessful.
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'Bachelor' Producer -- Right to Remain Silent
Ryan Callahan -- "The Bachelor" producer who was canned after rumored hanky panky with a contestant -- was slammed with questions about his alleged relationship with Rozlyn Papa this weekend ... but this time, his lips were sealed.
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Conan's Wife -- 'He's Hangin' In There'
Conan O'Brien's definitely not gonna be hangin' around NBC -- but according to his wife, Liza, he is "hanging in there" ... at least emotionally speaking.
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Dreyfuss -- Close Encounters of the XXX Kind
He's the last person you'd expect to see at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo -- but Richard Dreyfuss found a way to fit in perfectly ... by shoving a hot dog in his mouth while standing next to Ron Jeremy.
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Gravity Beats Down Michael Lohan
Karma, like revenge, is a dish best served cold -- something Michael Lohan learned yesterday in NYC, when the World's Best Dad went hurlng face first towards the ice.
Don't worry, we already looped it for you.
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Conan O'Brien -- I Won't Get Burned
Conan O'Brien might be considering taking that $80 mil and hitting the beach -- because yesterday in L.A., all he cared about was making sure the paps on his trail had the right kind of sun tan lotion.
As TMZ previously reported, one of Conan's options with NBC is taking the money and heading for the beach -- and with all this SPF talk, sounds like he's prepared.
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Madonna & Sean Penn -- The Secret Dinner Date
Madonna must have tucked Jesus into bed early last night, because she had an extremely long dinner date with another man ... a man she used to be married to ... a man by the name of Sean Penn.
The couple, who had a volatile marriage from 1985-1989, hit up the Alain Ducasse restaurant at the St Regis Hotel where they spent more than three hours dining together.
FYI -- Madonna went home alone.
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Reagan's Grandson -- The Family K-Fed
President Ronald Reagan's grandson just bailed out of Van Nuys jail -- and let's just say, he'd fit in perfectly at a Federline family gathering.
31-year-old Cameron Reagan was taken into custody early this morning after someone in his house pushed a panic button -- but outside jail, said nothing happened.
His first request after getting out: A cigarette ... and a bail bondsman's business card.
UPDATE: We're told Reagan's bail bondsman drove him home -- because his mom wouldn't pick him up.
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Mike Tyson LAX Fight Video -- 'I Will Kill You'
Mike Tyson threatened to kill the paparazzo he allegedly assaulted at LAX back in November -- and now the tape has finally surfaced ... but, it's heavily edited.
In the vid, Iron Mike is stoic as he walks through the airport with his wife and their child.
Six minutes into the video ... as the pap follows him toward the bathroom, Mike snaps, "You can't come through here. Put that away brother, I will kill you!" After that, Tyson charges at the camera ... and the tape stops.
But here's the mystery. The video -- which TMZ obtained from an outside agency -- was shot by a photographer who made at least 7 edits before handing it over. Did he incite Tyson? Did he touch the baby's stroller, as Tyson claims? We don't know.
The L.A. City Attorney rejected the case against both Tyson and the photog last week -- citing "insufficient evidence."
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Rob Lowe -- Good Looking, Bad at Surfing
It may seem like Rob Lowe is good at everything -- but as he displayed in Hawaii this weekend, his surfing skills could use a little work.
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John C. Reilly Can't Catch a Break
Bathing beauty John C. Reilly stuffed his beach bod into a wetsuit and attempted to ride the waves Wednesday while vacationing in Hawaii with his family.
Sometimes it's hard to just go with the flow.
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Brad Pitt Caught in Times Square Super-Crush
Forget the giant ball that'll drop in NYC come midnight -- last night the biggest thing on the block was Brad Pitt.
Brad, Pax and Maddox were completely swarmed by paps, fans and tourists after a trip to Dave & Buster's, where they tried to be inconspicuous ... in Times Square ... the night before New Year's Eve.
Better luck next year.