A Double Shot of ... Jack Daniels?

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The Ikki Twins from MTV's "A Double Shot at Love" do everything in twos -- including drink.

The pair was spotted at LAX today -- and sources say they were enjoying a double Jack and Coke ... at 6:16 AM. They're on their way to Atlantic City to appear at the Taj Mahal for New Year's Eve.

Apparently they are starting early.

The Royal Beer Bong Is Ready Your Highness

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He may be third in line for the British throne -- but Prince Harry is next in line to chug-a-lug!!

PH pulled a Matt Leinart during a party trip to Mauritius this weekend -- sucking down on one of the biggest beer bongs the island nation has ever seen.

Ashlee: Rock-a-Bye Bye Baby

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After giving birth to son Bronx an entire 18 days ago, Ashlee Simpson did what every new mom does ... she went clubbing in West Hollywood.

Ash checked out her husband Pete Wentz's show at the Troubadour and then hightailed it next door to Foxtail for a little see and be scene action.

Hopefully, the 24-year-old will be as good a mom as she is a singer.

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Jaguars Quarterback -- Wedding Splasher

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It's not so hard to see why David Garrard's season is slipping away -- it's hard to throw a football when you sweat so damn much!

Our boys at Brahsome.com unearthed a few soaking wet photos of the Jacksonville Jags QB letting out his inner party animal (and a whole lotta perspiration) at a wedding back in July.

Here's the silver lining -- with all the cash Garrard made with that monster contract he signed in April, dude can probably afford a new suit.

Now THIS Is Bottle Service

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Looks like Paris' "new BFF" is fitting right in with the Hilton sisters -- just close your eyes and swallow!

Paris, Nicky and Brittany Flickinger took turns sucking down a bottle of vodka at a Miami club this weekend.

Does that bottle know where they've been?!

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Amsterdam -- Not As Fun As It Used to Be

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Less brothels, pot and sex shops in Amsterdam? The nerve!

The real Sin City -- Amsterdam, Netherlands -- is closing down a lot of its marijuana cafes, brothels and sex shops in an effort to run organized crime out of town.

Officials are also closing down the gambling parlors, peep shows and massage parlors that are being used by drug dealers to launder money.

Who would have thought the world's most famous destination for prostitution and drugs had so much crime?

Benji: Nicole Richie's My New BFF

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Paris Hilton's former boyfriend took Paris Hilton's former best friend out for a night on the town Saturday.

Your move, Hilton.

Adrien Brody Pianist Envy

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Adrien Brody was great in "The Pianist" -- but when our photog tried telling him that outside Les Deux last night, it just sounded plain pervy.

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Miley -- Barely Legal

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The biggest tween pop star in the world is so big ... she's gigging at law firms.

Miley Cyrus will be the main attraction at the Lanier Law Firm's "Christmas Cheers and Charity" party next month, reports the Houston Chronicle, where she could be getting upwards of $250K to play for the JDs and their families. They're expecting seven to eight thousand people, or about a tenth of her usual audience.

The invite for the party is pimping "Texas Bar-B-Q, fajitas and amusements." So much for Miley.

Rock Show Throwdown Who Sucked More?

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Chad Kroeger, P!nk and Benji Madden -- all three stars were coaxed into coming out of the audience and singing at the Steel Panther show in Hollywood last night, but only one of 'em didn't totally blow.

BTW -- Benji goes out without his darling Paris, the day after pics emerge of Hiltie partying with her ex ... coincidence?!

Seth To Crown Bar: I Can Buy You, B**ch!

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Seth MacFarlane just got a little more awesome. The "Family Guy" creator was majorly dissed outside Crown Bar last week by a cocky doorman. But instead of whining about his experience, he took the classy route and sent three bouquets totaling $5,000 to the bar last night.

Seth signed a $100 mil deal with Fox earlier this year, and can pretty much buy Crown Bar -- and all the lame employees in it.

'Family Guy' Creator In Bar Rejection Quagmire

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How the hell does the guy who created "Family Guy" not get right into a bar in Hollywood?!

Seth MacFarlane was initially turned away from Crown Bar last night by that same 93-pound door guy who turned away Chuck Liddell and Barack Obama's lookalike -- but then, the glorified clip-board holder heard Seth do one of the voices from his show...

After droppin' a "Giggidy, giggidy" while entertaining the paparazzi, Seth finally got approval to get past the velvet rope -- but when the doormen gave him the O.K., Seth actually told them to wait ... the way it should be.

Bam Margera Wasted. Falling. Naked.

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It turned into a s**t show outside Key Club last night when Bam Margera and his completely obliterated friend let loose on the Sunset Strip, and ended up rolling around half naked on concrete in a random bar parking lot.

It got so bad, we can't even show you the worst of it ... and trust us, you don't want to know.

Kendra: Sexy Bloody Mess

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Kendra Wilkinson partied it up at Mariah Carey's Halloween Eve party at Marquee in NYC, looking like a sexy chick that was dragged across the concrete and kicked out of the Playboy mansion.

Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a costume party?!

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Tyra's Reject Takes Down Hot Dog on a Stick

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Failed "Top Model" wannabeen Lisa D'Amato is bringing cameltoe back -- with a completely sloshed, yet surprisingly catchy, freestyle rap last night on the rooftop of Kress.

Who knew she used to slang corn dogs?!

Long Bong Chong Not Looking for Dong

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Tommy Chong is a notorious advocate for pot, but dude wants to make one thing clear -- when he was in jail, he wasn't anyone's pipe smoker.

P.S. -- It's pretty clear our photog is man crushing on TC.