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Steven Spielberg's yacht is 282 feet long and cost a whopping $200 million -- but the good news is ... he's willing to share all that luxury! For a price.

Steven Spielberg doesn't do anything low budget ... especially when it comes to boating ... 'cause his private yacht is FRICKIN' ENORMOUS!!!

The Oscar winning director's $200 MILLION ocean vessel was spotted in Fort Lauderdale this week ... dwarfing everything else in the water.

The ridiculous craft -- named the Seven Seas -- comes loaded with amazing features like an infinity pool, 15-foot movie screen, gym, spa and even a helipad.

Plus, it sleeps 12 guests and 26 crew members and can reportedly be rented out for $1.3 million per week.

Here you have it ... Will.i.am IS the owner of that crazy $900,000 Dick Tracy-from-the-future car ... and to prove it, we got footage of him behind the wheel.

Photos of the ridiculous car surfaced yesterday -- and sources familiar with the all-aluminum ride told us it was built just for Will at the famous West Coast Customs (aka the "Pimp My Ride" people) ... but we were unable to confirm it with the rapper.

But now we don't have to ... because the rapper was driving it himself last week outside a fancy Italian restaurant in West Hollywood.

Vroom.

You're looking at a one-of-a-kind ...custom built ... $900k automobile on the back of a flatbed truck in L.A. last week ... and sources tell TMZ, the owner is none other than Will.i.am.

First, let's talk about the whip ... sources connected to the vehicle tell us it was custom designed from scratch by the auto-geniuses at West Coast Customs (the people from "Pimp My Ride").

We're told the car features an aluminum interior, aluminum dashboard and aluminum door panels ... and, of course, bucket seats.

Sources tell us the total cost to build the "Dick Tracy meets the year 2047" street machine was $900k ... and the man behind the project is avid car nut Will.i.am.

In fact, the Black Eyed Peas singer already has one custom designed ride in his fleet ... an ugly, futuristic white thing ... reportedly worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $700k.

We called Will for comment -- multiple times -- but we never heard back.

Hoping to stay alive long enough to see his newborn kid graduate elementary school, 67-year-old Steve Martin worked on his fitness by hitting the road on his workout bike this week.

Martin's rep just confirmed that the actor's 41-year-old wife Anne Stringfield gave birth to their first child back in December ... but the couple hasn't revealed the sex or name of the child.

As TMZ first reported, the paparazzi who were on the scene when Brown crashed his Porsche claim they were not involved with the accident and only arrived on scene after the fact.

But Brown is sticking with his side of things ... and his rep tells TMZ, "We plan on seeking criminal charges and holding them civilly liable."

Stay tuned ...

"A Christmas Story" star R.D. Robb knows ... NEVER triple dog dare anyone to lick a frozen pole -- and don't run people over with your car, allegedly, because they'll sue you.

TMZ has learned 40-year-old R.D. -- who played Schwartz, Ralphie's friend in the holiday classic -- is being sued in L.A. by a woman named Shelli Tollman.

In the docs, Tollman says she was walking across a street last March ... when R.D. came around the corner in his 2012 Mazda 6 sedan and hit her.

The suit doesn't mention specific injuries ... but Tollman does claim she suffered mental, physical and emotional pain as result of R.D.'s "negligence" and "carelessness."

Tollman's suing for unspecified damages.

Speaking of damages ...

6:10 PM PT -- A spokesman for the Beverly Hills Police department released a statement saying, "On February 9, 2013 at approximately 1203pm, entertainer Chris Brown was involved in a solo, non-injury traffic collision in the 600 Block Bedford Drive/Camden Drive alley. Mr. Brown was the driver of the vehicle and collided with a wall. Brown stated that he was being chased by paparazzi causing him to lose control of his vehicle. Brown's Black Porsche was towed from the scene at his request."

Chris Brown's car was totaled this afternoon after an alleged run-in with a pair of paparazzi, this according to the singer's rep.

A rep for Brown tells TMZ he was driving in his car -- on his way to a charity event -- when he was cut off by two vehicles. The rep claims "the occupants jumped out, with cameras, and aggressively approached his vehicle. In an effort to remove himself from the situation, he began to back down an alley at which point his was cut off by two additional vehicles."

The rep continued, "Chris' vehicle was totaled due to this agressive pursuit by the paparazzi. He is okay."

10:40 A.M. PST: Selena's rep just told TMZ ... Selena let the fans in her SUV because they wanted to get her autograph and possibly a few pics and the scene was too chaotic curbside. The rep says the fans got out of the SUV 2 terminals down.

Selena Gomez pulled an incredibly DANGEROUS move at LAX yesterday, appearing to let 3 random fans into her private SUV ... but it seems the whole thing was a stupid set up.

The girls claimed to be die-hard Selena fans from Brazil who were hoping to meet the singer outside Selena's airport terminal.

Selena initially blows past the girls and gets into her waiting car ... while the girls continue to yell at Gomez, pleading for a moment of her time.

Eventually, Gomez cracks the window and motions for the girls to come over -- they race over to the car, fling the door open, and quickly barrel into the vehicle.

Selena's security guard rushes in to pull 'em out -- as if she's in harm's way -- but Selena waves him off ... and he stands down. The car eventually drives off with all of the girls inside.

Ed Reed just won the Super Bowl ... he tied the RECORD for postseason interceptions ... so why couldn't anyone give the guy a damn seat in the SUV on the way to the victory party???

TMZ shot some funny video of the Baltimore Ravens superstar leaving his hotel after the big game last night with a big cigar in his hand ... getting ready to celebrate like the CHAMP he is.

But when the whip rolled up, there weren't enough seats for his entire entourage, so Ed graciously offered to sardine himself into some open space so everyone could fit ... winding up completely hunched over and BACKWARDS. Meanwhile, one of Ed's boys sat comfortably in the front seat.

Jacksonville Jaguars running back Maurice Jones-Drew missed most of the season with a fractured foot, but he didn't let that stop him from partying in New Orleans last night ... on a scooter.

MJD underwent surgery last month after only playing in five games this season. He wasn't about to let the injury make him miss the Super Bowl, where we spotted him all dressed up and wheeling his way around town.

The three-time All-Pro is no stranger to partying on wheels ... we spotted him out in Hollywood last month doing the same thing.

With Lil Za getting pulled over all over town in his white Ferrari, Justin Bieber broke out his white Lamborghini in Beverly Hills on Saturday night ... and showed he's no better a driver than his friend.

Bieber made his way out of Crustacean and our photog tried to ask him about our story ... about how there are photos going around of Bieber partying with sizzurp ... but he ignored it completely.

Once Biebs got his car from the valet, he pulled into the street and then GUNNED IT as he drove off.

Stop us if you heard this one before ... Justin Bieber's pal Lil Za was pulled over today while driving Bieber's white Ferrari ... TMZ has learned.

According to an eye witness, the car pulled up to a Chipotle around noon in downtown Los Angeles when Za dropped off a female passenger and then took off. The witness says he saw the car make a u-turn ... and moments later, cops pulled the car over.

The witness says Za was given a ticket and, after about 20 minutes, sent on his way.

Bieber was not there at the time.

As TMZ first reported, Lil Za was pulled over early Friday morning (see below) and cited for driving without a license. He could have been arrested then, but cops cut him a break.

Chris Brown said he wanted to talk to police, but getting pulled over for speeding yesterday in Beverly Hills is probably not what he had in mind.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Brown was pulled over for going 60mph in a 35mph zone. We're told the officer ticketed Brown for speeding and let him go on his way.

As TMZ first reported, following his altercation with singer Frank Ocean, our sources say CB has been itching to tell cops his side of the story.

Justin Bieber decided to give his bad luck Ferarri a rest yesterday afternoon and went horseback riding with a few friends in North Hollywood.

Just in 2013 alone, Bieber's white Ferrari was at the center of a paparazzo's death, bottomed out at the Four Seasons parking lot and got pulled over for tinted windows ... all while people other than Bieber were driving.