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Pink's Hot Dogs -- the most iconic eatery in Hollywood -- just had a customer come crashing up to its counter ... driving his or her car up on the sidewalk and smashing into parking meters.

According to witnesses ... it appears no one was seriously hurt when the car came to a stop, just inches from Pink's famed counter top. We're told the car careened onto the sidewalk after colliding with another vehicle in the street.

There's always a long line for the dogs -- so, it's really amazing no one was injured. Even more incredible ... looks like no one dared lose their place in line, despite the car wreck!

Warning to tourists: There is NO drive-thru window at Pink's.

This guy is gunning for 5 stars every time because he's turning his routine point A to point B rides into a 1, 2 step and a Do-Re-Mi in his car.

Jonathan must be a huge fan of "The Weeknd" 'cause he transformed his Uber ride into a full-on music video for the song "Can't Feel My Face" ... and everyone involved seemed to love it.

Kylie Jenner has car problems ... she's got so many they don't fit in her garage, so she's getting rid of the Range Rover to make way for her new Ferrari and G-Wagon.

Kylie has a 2014 Range Rover Autobiography, which she's now selling through a private broker for $173k. Financing is NOT available. It's a cash only deal.

Kylie bought the Rover for $195k new and spent $25k tricking it out. It has 6,000 miles.

The freshly-minted 18-year-old has cars coming out of her ears. Tyga gave her the $260,000 Ferrari for her birthday, and she bought herself a new G-Wagon which is in the shop getting upgrades. And there's that red G-Wagon that was owned by Blac Chyna that Kylie drove to her birthday dinner, although she says she just borrowed it from Tyga.

So wanna buy a used car?

Friends of the Kardashians are saying Kris and company are incredulous Blac Chyna would even suggest Kylie would need her hand-me-down G-Wagon, and based on the pic TMZ obtained ... they have a point.

Check out the pic of Kris Jenner's Hidden Hills driveway ... 4 G-Wagons in park and Kylie's is in the shop getting tricked out.

The friends say Kylie got a new, military green G-Wagon several weeks ago and doesn't need a used one as a backup. Short story, the friends say the Kardashians can't believe people aren't buying the fact that Kylie was simply driving Tyga's G-Wagon to her birthday dinner.

Bret Michaels continues to prove he'll bump em' no matter what age ... even in the middle of the road.

An eyewitness says Michaels was cruising in a Mercedes in Scottsdale, AZ Friday morning when he got just a little too close to the car in front.

We're told not a lot of damage ... Bret exchanged info with the woman and the two went on their own way.

Ray J just dropped $165k for a car, on the woman who got arrested for beating him up.

Ray gave Princess Love -- who allegedly attacked Ray J in February in New Orleans -- a 2015 Mercedes S63 AMG for her birthday.

She needs a car, because after they broke up he ungifted her 2012 Bentley.

We're told the two are talking again, but Ray says they're not dating.

And get this ... Ray sold his Ferrari and plunked down the proceeds at RD Whittington's Scottsdale Sports Car Group to buy 2 cars -- the Mercedes for her and a Maybach for him.

Ben Affleck is not funding the new, lavish lifestyle of his former nanny ... this according to people very close to the situation.

Former nanny, Christine Ouzounian, proudly posted a pic of her new convertible Lexus, leading people to believe Ben was underwriting her.

Our sources say absolutely not.

As for Ben flying Christine back from the Bahamas and to Vegas with Tom Brady, we're told a group of people were on the plane, and various people were trying on Brady's Super Bowl rings, including Christine.

There are several reports Ben has put Christine up in a high end L.A. hotel, but our sources say that's absolutely not true.

Ben Affleck's former nanny is really enjoying unemployment -- flaunting a brand new convertible overlooking a Southern California beach!

Christine Ouzounian said, "Keep calm and meet my new drop top Lexi" ... which appears to be a Lexus IS ... with a retail price that starts around $43,000. ET was first to report Christine's IG post.

Ouzounian -- rumored to be at the center of Jennifer Garner and Ben's break up -- is getting used to the high life. A pic just surfaced of her on a private jet ... wearing all 4 of Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings! She was reportedly flying with Ben and Brady to a June poker tournament in Las Vegas.

Best nanny golden parachute ... ever.

Chris Brown is a responsible adult -- let that sink in ... and then watch him make maybe the smartest decision we've ever seen him make ... on camera, anyway.

Chris voluntarily handed over the keys to his brand new $200k Rezvani Beast on Sunday ... right after walking out of Penthouse nightclub in West Hollywood.

It's pretty amazing and commendable to watch unfold -- Chris actually jumped behind the wheel of his exotic supercar, ready to roll.

But watch, there's a quick discussion with a friend ... and then the hand-off to another friend.

Kylie Jenner got a birthday present that blows that G-Wagon away ... a Ferrari 458 convertible.

Tyga presented his now-of-age-girlfriend with the $260K whip outside Bootsy Bellows in WeHo after a night of celebrating, and everyone was there. Kim, Kanye, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall, Kris and Caitlyn ... among others.

Other celebs joined in, including Joe Jonas, Gigi Hadid, Kevin Durant, James Harden, Kyle Massey, Nash Grier, and Zayn Malik.

As TMZ reported, Kylie was driving a cherry red 2013 Mercedes G-Wagon to her family dinner Friday night. It turns out the SUV was Blac Chyna's until Tyga recently demanded it back. He had it painted red, picked it up Friday and she was behind the wheel Friday night. A Kardashian source insists Tyga didn't give her the hand-me-down SUV ... she just happened to be driving it.

Celebrity car consultant Richie Rich hooked up Tyga with the new Ferrari, complete with big red bow.

5:55 P.M. PST -- A source close to the Kardashians tells TMZ, Kylie just happened to be driving the G-Wagon to her birthday dinner Friday night, but it's Tyga's SUV and not a birthday present. The source acknowledges it's the same G-Wagon Blac Chyna was driving.

Kylie Jenner got a spiffy red Mercedes G-Wagon from Tyga Friday, presumably for her 18th birthday. It's a used Mercedes, which is not a problem. The problem is who used it before her -- Blac Chyna!

Turns out Tyga bought the 2013 SUV new and gave it to baby mama and then-GF Blac Chyna. We're told Tyga was the registered owner of the whip, which was black. Blac Chyna had it re-painted white and then re-re painted pink.

Our sources say recently Tyga told Blac Chyna she had to get a new car and return the G-Wagon, which she did. We're told Tyga had it painted red, picked it up Friday and Friday night Kylie was behind the wheel.

The telltale sign ... the license number Blac Chyna had is the same as Kylie's.

Chris Brown wanted so badly to be the first kid on his block with a Rezvani Beast -- a 500 horsepower street-legal race car -- he paid an extra $35,000 to make it happen!

A rep for Rezvani tells TMZ, Chris snagged the first Beast ever made -- sight unseen, mind you -- after ponying up $200,000 ... even though the list price is a mere $165k.

Usually the cars are handmade in about 12-14 weeks, but CB couldn't wait. He worked a deal with Rezvani reps Laureen Clarke and Charm Brittian -- Chris paid an extra $35k, and they guaranteed he'd get model 001 in just 2 weeks.

The deal meant Chris would beat out his pal Tyga, who was also angling for one.

The Beast has no doors, no roof, weighs just 1,650 pounds and goes 0-60 mph in just 2.7 seconds -- and no, it doesn't come with a car seat.

Sorry, Royalty ... daddy's got a new baby.

With Hector Olivera being traded from the Dodgers to the Braves ... he's got a one helluva ride to make the long distance trip -- a SWAGGED OUT $300k pimp van ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Olivera -- who signed a $62.5 MILLION contract with the Dodgers back in May -- recently dropped $60k on a Mercedes Benz sprinter van ... so he could hit the clubs in style and comfort just like Floyd Mayweather and Tyrese.

And just like Floyd and Tyrese, Hector wanted to PIMP THE HELL out of his ride ... so he took it to Alex Vega at the AutoFirm in Miami and dropped $250k to make the inside look like a sick private jet.

Two personal black leather reclining seats ... with an L-shaped bench ... and two 50-inch flat screen TVs. Plus, it's got an Avorza sound system, bar set up and an ice maker!

It's the perfect ride for a guy who wants to party RESPONSIBLY ... it's like Gronk's party bus on steroids.

Your move, Gronk.

Adrien Broner made $1.3 million for his fight against Shawn Porter, who beat him soundly for 11 of the 12 rounds.

With his new riches Broner decided to buy a couple of new cars, a Benz and a Maybach ... so say our friends at BlackSportsOnline.

Broner is scheduled to be back in the ring in October. No word on if the opponent will be a soft touch or another big name.

Chris Johnson is accused of trashing a rental car -- a $300,000 rental car -- but the running back says he's caught a shameless attempted cash grab ... TMZ Sports has learned.

Johnson rented a Rolls-Royce Ghost in January 2014 ... from Just 4 Luxury in Miami. J4L claims CJ paid cash upfront for 2 days, but kept the car for almost 5. They also say he ran up the miles and smashed the grill ... which had to be replaced.

The rental company's honchos tell us they plan to sue if Johnson doesn't pony up cash to cover the following:

-Rental, 3 additional days at $1,100 per day = $3,300
-Mileage charge, 500 miles at $1.50 per mile = $750
-Replacement grill = $11,000
-Grill Installation = $1,500

That would bring Johnson's tab to $16,550 -- but a rep for the NFL star says CJ denies any wrongdoing, and has paid everything he owes. The rep adds ... the car wasn't damaged, and the allegations "are not substantiated."

Whoever's responsible ... check out the dinged up grill. THAT's $11,000?!! Your Honda Accord has its advantages.

Life's good when you're on The Money Team ... 'cause one of Floyd Mayweather's proteges tells TMZ Sports the boxing champ hooked him up with a brand spanking new ride worth over $30k!

Okay, it's not a Bugatti or a Ferrari, but Ashley Theophane -- who's 38-6 -- ain't complaining. Theophane tells us he was chillin' at home when Floyd called and said meet him at a dealership.

When he arrived Floyd handed him the keys to a fully loaded 2015 Chrysler 300. Theophane says he needed a car, but had no idea his mentor was hooking it up like this.

AT says it's Floyd's way of showing him love for winning 5 straight fights. He added, "Floyd makes so much money. He likes to take care of his team."

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