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Bynes took to her Twitter this morning to break the devastating news, saying, "Everyone: I have the worst news to tell you ... little angel got out of my house somehow and is LOST."

In case one look into Little Angel's soft, puppy dog eyes doesn't inspire you to join the search party, Bynes says she's offering a reward for L.A.'s safe return, tweeting, "If anyone finds her I BEG you to please contact me thru twitter, I will give a reward."

And for one last tug at your heartstrings, Bynes tweets, "She means the WORLD to me & I can't find her anywhere."

"DWTS" has Wendy toe up from the flo' up!

First off ... yes, there is a Pro Gay Wrestling Federation.

Secondly, we spoke with PGW champion -- The Gay Avenger -- who tells us he's upset by Cole's "intolerant and insensitive" comment ... and insists the word encourages a "hostile bullying environment."

PGW founder and CEO Francis Minks adds, "How can ANYONE at the WWE say anything derogatory about gay people?? Look at what they do and have been doing for a living for years! Big muscles, small tights rolling around! I'm just saying, honey."

Minks adds, "People in glass houses shouldn't throw sconces!"

Cole has since issued an apology for using the slur ... and the WWE says Cole will take part in a GLAAD training session in an effort to educate him about the perils of discrimination.

The Avenger -- along with several other wrestlers -- tell us they're upset Cole did not get a harsher punishment.

Back when Charlie and Denise split, Charlie took custody of her 2 pugs so the kids could play with them when they visited him -- which she had before they got married. Things were ok for a while, but after Charlie's meltdown at the Plaza hotel in NYC, Denise started getting calls that the pugs were malnourished and neglected.

Things became so alarming, we're told Denise went to Charlie's and he gave her the dogs. Sadly, one of them died of malnutrition, but the other is ok.

Now Charlie wants the dog back, and sources say he just wants the pooch as a mascot on his tour bus.

As for Charlie's tweet -- "We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE."

But Denise is steadfast ... claiming Charlie can't even take care of himself and she's not giving up the pug.

All turned out to be well, with Mariah tweeting, "They almost came on 3/27- happy anniversary in deed!!! We have a few more weeks 2 go but- wow!!!: ) #soreadyallready!"

Earlier today, Michael Cole simply tweeted one disgusting word towards fellow announcer Josh Mathews. Cole quickly took down the tweet and apologized, posting:

The WWE and GLAAD announced a partnership on March 17 to try and put an end to bullying based on sexual orientation after a series of homophobic taunts was made by wrestler John Cena.

WWE said at the time: "WWE takes this issue very seriously, and has already spoken with our talent about these incidents. We are taking steps and working with GLAAD to ensure that our fans know that WWE is against bullying or discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."

A rep for the WWE tells TMZ, "WWE has alerted GLAAD to the situation and spoken to Michael Cole about his post. He has removed it and apologized for using hateful language. Michael will be included in the training session being done by GLAAD. WWE takes this very seriously and is against discrimination of any kind based on sexual orientation, gender, race, religion or other."

So far, Aflac hasn't rehired him.

It all went down on the "Howard Stern Show" this morning -- Howard blasted Aflac for dumping Gilbert yesterday over the tasteless jokes he posted on Twitter ... claiming they knew what they were signing up for when they hired him ... because offensive jokes are kinda' Gilbert's thing.

The company released a statement saying, "Gilbert’s recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac ... Aflac will immediately set plans in motion to conduct a nationwide casting call to find a new voice of the iconic Aflac Duck."

Gilbert went to his Twitter page over the past 24 hours and dropped TWELVE tsunami-inspired jokes ... including:

The guy with the six-pack is Toyin Koyejo -- who claimed via Twitter he was punished for tweeting the title of the song featured in the music video. Apparently, Minaj had intended to keep it a secret.

Sources connected to the shoot tell us Toyin was approached by a furious crew member who claims the tweet was a direct violation of his confidentiality agreement ... and Toyin was almost fired on the spot.

Kimmel has been updating his status on Twitter -- at first joking, "Suddenly, relaxing on an island in the South Pacific isn't so relaxing anymore. Good thing I brought my aqua stilts."

But the jokes turned serious -- when someone asked him to rate how scared he was on a scale of 1-10. Kimmel replied, "A good solid 7. on a small island, with no high ground."

Moments ago, Kimmel updated his status again ... saying, "We are evacuating the island. dogspeed."

FYI -- coastal evacuations have been ordered in Hawaii and tsunami warnings were issued along the West Coast ... from California to Alaska after a massive wave emanated from the earthquake in Japan.

Spectacular tweeted the pics from his hospital bed last night, saying, "Just got into a accident, and everything on my body is hurting.. And now my Lamborghini is gone :("

Despite Sheen's claim that he only joined Twitter to make some quick cash -- the owner of Broguiere's Dairy in California tells us the farm never contacted Charlie about plugging their moo juice ... but were blown away by the public's response.

According to Ray Broguiere, the farm was inundated with phone calls from curious customers following Charlie's inaugural tweet on Tuesday.

And with celebrity tweets going for as much as $10,000 a pop ... it's the deal of the century -- Ray tells us, "I'd never be able to afford this kind of publicity."

Sheen told us ... his primary motivation behind the new ramblings is that he can score a fortune through advertising. To give this some context, Kim Kardashian is reportedly pulling in $10,000 per tweet.

We pressed him more, and Charlie interrupted by saying, "Mike, I'm unemployed!"

In just 48 hours, Charlie has attracted 1.1 million followers.