Bush's Bro-Down

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The Prez released his inner frat boy at the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony yesterday.

Fierce.

DWM: Driving While Mariah-cated

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You think the movie "Glitter" caused rioting in the streets? Check this out!

21-year-old Zachary Alan Schreiber of North Naples, Fl. was popped Saturday night after allegedly throwing a beer bottle at someone who went off because he was blasting Mariah Carey music.

Schreiber apparently threw like a sissy and missed the hater, who was sitting in the passenger seat of another car, and hit the driver instead. He was charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle (yes, really) and criminal mischief.

These Are Not Female Impersonators

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The real Patti LaBelle, Wynonna Judd and Chaka Khan showed up to a charity gala in L.A. on Sunday.

It's nice to see RuPaul is still inspiring people in Hollywood.

Farina Busted Is That a Gun in Your Pocket...

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Sources tell TMZ actor Dennis Farina was arrested at LAX this morning after trying to get through security with a loaded gun.

It happened at around 8 AM. Farina was flying out when he was nabbed at the security checkpoint. Sources say he told cops he had forgotten that the gun was in his carry-on luggage. It was a .22 caliber, semi-automatic pistol.

Farina was taken to LAPD's Pacific Division. He was booked on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon.

Farina, 64, is in the movie, "What Happens in Vegas..."

UPDATE: Farina told cops he had the gun in his briefcase when he drove from Arizona to L.A. and forgot it was there. He was taking a flight from LAX to his home in Chicago. Farina was apologetic and cooperative with cops, telling them he was a retired Chicago Cop with 19 years on the job. But he had no apparent authority to carry a loaded pistol at the time of his arrest.

We're told the FBI interviewed Farina but declined prosecution because the locals were handling it.

Farina was booked for carrying a loaded firearm in a public place, a misdemeanor. His bail is set at $25,000. He's still in custody.

Ryan Cabrera Total Chicken S**t

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Pop singer-turned-edgy rocker Ryan Cabrera, better known as that guy that used to date Ashlee Simpson, is set to debut his white meat at the Chickenfest in Darboy, Wisc. Is Joe Simpson behind this?

No, the Chickenfest is not code for anything, it's really a festival celebrating the chicken. Cabrera is the highlight of the poultry party that also includes chicken wing eating contests and hourly "chicken dance" competitions.

Coachella what?

Brooke Gets Dinged Up Real Bad

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Brooke Hogan got negged by pretty much every college she wanted to go to -- but it isn't because she's an airhead, oddly enough.

Brooke's been looking for a school where she can shoot her VH1 reality show, and she tried to get Florida State University, Central Florida, and South Florida to let her play prospective college student. They rejected her outright, reports the Palm Beach Post, because all the cameras and crew would be too distracting. Never mind that she probably couldn't get into those schools anyway.

But Florida Atlantic University took the blonde bait, allowing her to shoot all over campus. She apparently met the student body prez, talked to frat boys and sorority girls, and cruised campus -- on rented golf carts. No word on whether Brooke can actually get in -- the school wouldn't comment.

Teen Popped for Pimpin' Out Gangsta Granny

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A teenager in Florida was arrested yesterday for forcing his grandma into shooting a music video, where she holds a .22-caliber pistol and taunts the po-po with full F-bombs.

According to the arrest report, 18-year-old Michael Alfinez copped to dressing up his 85-year-old nana, Marie Huertas, in gangsta gear and making her aim a piece at the camera, saying "This is for all the pigs" and "F*** you if you don't like it." He was charged with elder abuse, and shooting off the weapon in question from his car.

And how's this for sad -- Grandma isn't exactly playing with a full deck. According to the police complaint, when cops asked her the date, she said, "February 1908," and she didn't know what a "video" was.

Busey Gets A-Buse-ive with TMZ Photog

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Gary Busey went ballistic on our camera guy today when we tried to get the real story behind his alleged eviction.

Busey tore after our guy, ripping the microphone and battery off his camera. But after Gary went inside his apartment and cooled down, he came back and apologized for it all. He told us he didn't get evicted from his place and he doesn't owe his old landlord $50k as had been reported -- he just moved out of Malibu because he needed a change of pace.

Apparently that change doesn't involve his sanity -- it's still gone.

Mormon Hunks Heavenly Bodies

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Everyone can appreciate a man on a mission. Especially when he's hot! Lawd have mercy!

The Mormon boys at MormonsExposed are back and hard at work on their 2009 calendar and, apparently, their totally ripped abs. Bet if this guy showed up at your door you'd let him right in. We're just sayin' ...

Snoop Trades Crip Blue for Red ... Necks!

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Is gangsta twang a new musical genre, because why the hell would Snoop Dogg show up to the CMT Music Awards -- in full on vampire western gear?! Drop it like it's WHAT?!

Unless he was stoned -- which isn't exactly impossible -- Snoop must be trying to get the country folk into his reality show "Snoop Dogg's Father Hood." Hold the gin & juice and pass the moonshine, y'all!

Sly Does Jury Duty, Acts Rambo-esque

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Sly Stallone showed up at an L.A. courthouse today for jury duty ... and almost immediately got pissed off at the candy machine -- throw the book at that contraption!

Rambo was escorted into the jury room by six -- count them, six -- deputies and an assistant, who filled out all of Sly's paperwork.

Stallone then retreated to the vending machine, apparently in search of a particular type of candy. When it wasn't there, Sly said, "Oh s**t," and then went to another machine and got Skittles.

He was pacing up and down in the jury assembly room. One prospective juror says Sly was "disruptive," speaking loudly as he paced back and forth. At one point, Sly screamed, "Oh f**k." The prospective juror says it looked as if Sly got a Skittle stuck in his teeth.

Danity Kane Toe Jammin' in Vegas

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Diddy's proteges skanked it up celebrated their number one album (really - number one??) by kicking off their Manolos at The Bank nightclub in The Bellagio.

We didn't know you could wear skis into the club - paging Paris Hilton!

TSA: We're Sorry About The Whole Nipple Thing

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Gloria Allred 1, TSA 0!

The Transportation Security Administration has officially changed their screening process regarding nipple rings.

Today they acknowledged that they may have gone too far by having a woman remove her nipple rings during a stop at airport security clearance in Lubbock, TX.

The TSA posted the following statement on their website: "TSA acknowledges that our procedures caused difficulty for the passenger involved and regrets the situation in which she found herself. We appreciate her raising awareness on this issue and we are changing the procedures to ensure that this does not happen again."

Hooray for nipples everywhere!

WWE Puts the Squeeze on Man Nipples

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Nipplegate 2008 has broken out in Florida! Wrestlers John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton and Big Show are all proudly baring their nipple-free chests on a huge banner in downtown Orlando. Wait, what?

City officials met with some WWE suits to figure out how to keep the wrestling poster from looking "too provocative." The outcome - the WWE slammed, er, airbrushed the nipples into oblivion. Billboard malfunction!

Nikki Sixx & Kat Von D: Love Inks!

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With matching Manic Panic shag 'dos, prerequisite his and hers rocker eyeliner, and oh so tired i'm-edgy-because-i-wear-black-nail-polish, 49-year-old Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, Jr (aka Nikki Sixx) and 26-year-old girlfriend Katherine Von Drachenberg (aka "L.A. Ink" star Kat Von D) are tatted up beyond all recognition -- from each other! Tattoo you!

Considering that after only dating for a month, Kat had the name of her ex-boyfriend -- Alexander Orbi Lee Kelton Orbison -- tattooed onto her skin, there's no doubt this newfangled relationship will last ... about as long as a Motley Crüe song!

UPDATE: On his MySpace blog, Orbi says he and Kat dated up until the last week of February, claims she begged him to marry her, and even calls her a "psychopath." No hard feelings.

Hang with Obama In Bed!

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Yes we can - cuddle together.

Doll company Herobuilders has created an 8-inch tall Barack Obama doll. Unlike the life-sized version, the creepy looking, pint-sized presidential hopeful does not come with a guarantee to bring about real change in Washington.

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