Weird News

It's not easy to arrange a date with your boyfriend when you have 14 children ... but Octomom finally pulled it off this week and enjoyed her first real excursion with her new man.

As TMZ first reported, Octo and Frankie G (a 23-year-old bodybuilder) have been dating for the past two months.

But the pair had not been able to partake in an outing on their own until this week, when Frankie surprised Octo by getting a friend to watch the kids so he could take her to Will Rogers Beach in Santa Monica.

The two worked out together on the beach as Frankie has been training her to get Octo in shape for her upcoming strip club appearance at The Playhouse in Hollywood, FL on July 13.

One of the stars of the movie "Ted" is quickly emerging as a sex symbol ... but it ain't Mark Wahlberg ... it's the stuffed animal.

Turns out, Ted has become a breakout star in the Plushie community ... a group of people with a fetish for stuffed animals and things of the furry sort.

In fact, "Ted" creator Seth MacFarlane has already been contacted by a XXX website that's popular with Plushies, Clips4Sale.com, in the hopes they can acquire the rights to use Ted's image and make him the site's new mascot.

The site fired off a letter to Seth saying, "Not since Alf has there been this kind of excitement over a stuffed animal."

The letter continues, "We are very serious and would like to engage in talks with you at your earliest convenience."

Twilight, shmilight -- Robert Pattinson was fully dissed last night when he couldn't catch a ride with Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

The unbelievable scene went down last night at Chateau Marmont ... where Biebs, Selena, Robert and Katy were all hanging after Katy's movie premiere.

When the posse made its exit, Bieber, Katy and Selena all piled into a limousine bus -- surrounded by heavy security.

Unfortunately for Pattinson -- who was hangin' with "Raising Hope" star Shannon Woodward -- the bodyguards left them out in the cold.

Unreal.

Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie ... one of the guys from *NSYNC changed the lyrics from "Bye Bye Bye" to include a line about anal sex ... and no, it wasn't Lance Bass.

It all went down Monday night at O'Shucks Karaoke Bar in Orlando, FL ... when Chris Kirkpatrick (the one who had the dreads) took the stage and busted out the N'SYNC classic with one of his buddies.

But when it came time to bust out the chorus ... Chris raised his middle finger to the crowd and joked, "But it ain't no lie ... baby f**k her ass."

The crowd laughed and continued to booze as Chris proceeded to rock out the rest of the song.

It's the Kardashian family's creepiest shopping spree ever -- Kim and co. hit up a famous cemetery in Hollywood yesterday ... to purchase space for their DEAD BODIES.

Sources close to the Kardashian klan tell us, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Bruce and Kris all stopped by the Hollywood Forever cemetery to buy a family plot. We're told they haven't picked out the exact place yet, but scoped out several locations ... including a giant mausoleum.

Right now, we're told the major logistical concern is size -- Kim and her sisters aren't sure how many kids they'll have ... but they want plenty of room for all. Like we said -- creepy.

FYI -- Kim's dad Robert Kardashian is buried in another cemetery.

Mr. Woodchuck -- Uncle Joey's faithful puppet on "Full House" -- was gruesomely disfigured in a freak accident 17 years ago ... and now, Mr. Woodchuck is finally showing his face ... or what's left of it.

Dave Coulier -- who played Uncle Joey on the show -- dug up the old puppet from storage for a "Funny or Die" sketch, joking that Comet (the Tanner family dog) chewed up Mr. Woodchuck's foam face.

But Comet's just a scapegoat -- in reality, Mr. Woodchuck was the victim of Coulier's own dog who got a hold of the puppet soon after the show wrapped for good in 1995.

We're told Coulier's new video is scheduled to debut in the near future -- with a bonus cameo by everyone's favorite annoying neighbor ... Kimmy Gibbler.

Aubrey O'Day is a certified headcase ... so says one of her doctors, who issued the reality star an official medical document which allows her to bring her dogs on to an airplane.

A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ ... the "Celebrity Apprentice" star was cleared to bring her 2 pets into the 1st class section of a flight this week ... because they are registered as "Emotional Support Animals."

So how does one get emotional support animal clearance? Ya gotta have a doctor write a letter ... stating you have mental issues.

According to the Virgin America website, the airline requires the passenger to produce a letter from a licensed mental health professional which substantiates the guest's disability-related need for the animal to accompany them in the aircraft cabin.

V.A. claims the letter must state that the passenger "has a mental health-related disability" ... and that having the animal accompany the passenger is necessary for his or her mental health.

The nature of O'Day's mental health issue is unclear. We called the starlet for comment.

O'Day tweeted pics of the dogs enjoying themselves on the flight to San Francisco ... and the V.A. rep tells us she was "incredibly sweet and polite" ... and nothing short of a "great guest."

She's been a sex tape star ... a singer ... a designer ... a TV star ... and now Paris Hilton is a frickin' DJ.

Paris hit the wheels of steel during a concert in Brazil ... and debuted a new song she's been working on with DJ AfroJack ... one of the best DJs on the planet.

But before she played the song, she sucked right up to the crowd ... telling them "I've partied all around the world ... to the best parties ... but I've never seen anyone party like you guys do in Brazil."

Hilton also said she and AfroJack are releasing an album soon.

Not everyone's a fan of DJ Paris ... after Deadmau5 caught wind, he posted a tweet saying, "It's over."

Hold on tight ... new half-naked footage of Channing Tatum has surfaced from his man-stripper past -- but it's not the panty-melting experience you were hoping for ... guy completely BOTCHED the easiest choreography ever ... the YMCA dance.

The video was shot during the actor's brief stint as a male stripper in the late 90's -- and clearly ... he still had a lot to learn in the ways of Magic Mike.

Check out the footage -- Tatum also does some weird tribal thing at the end ... if you're into that sort of thing ... this is a judgment-free zone.

But the move is causing some concern among bird activists -- because Moluccan cockatoos are endangered ... and are known to be extremely TERRIBLE pets.

TMZ spoke with Monica Engrebretson -- a rep for the animal rights org. Born Free USA ... who also happens to be an expert in all things related to the Moluccan cockatoo. She's also a HUGE Cee Lo fan.

Monica tells us ... "Moluccan cockatoos are beautiful, intelligent animals but they are very challenging to care for especially in the long term, and are prone to considerable welfare problems."

What could go wrong??? Octomom -- the most financially irresponsible person on the planet -- is now hawking a solution to all YOUR money problems ... in the form of dangerously high-interest cash loans.

Sources tell TMZ, Octo recently signed a deal to endorse a service called OctoLoan, which connects users to cash lenders -- offering financially desperate people access to as much as $1,000 instantly.

Problem is -- the loans are short-term ... and extremely high-interest ... often exceeding 600% APR ... which means they're usually NOT a good idea for people in dire straits (the target demo).

Mike Tyson had a serious problem with banging hookers -- a confession he blurted out during a bizarre interview on live TV.

Iron Mike was on NBC Today when Ann Curry asked him about becoming vegan -- but his answer had ZERO to do with vegetables ... "There's too many prison cells, jails, lawsuits, bankruptcies, women, venereal diseases, too many everything. I got tired of umm, everytime a prostitute girlfriend came back from a trip I had to sleep with them."

BOOM.

You gotta see Spike Lee -- who was trying to promote the Broadway play he's doing with Tyson -- try to get Mike back on topic.

Fun Fact -- 2 studs from the show "Grimm" did a naked bike ride this weekend!
Not Fun Fact -- THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET NAKED!!!

It all went down in Portland, OR on Saturday night ... when David Giuntoli and Sasha Roiz joined roughly 10,000 riders for the World Naked Bike Ride ... a jiggly protest against the oil consuming "car culture."

But when it came to dropping trou, David and Sasha totally wussed out -- instead of going bare-ass with their fellow bikers, the two actors only ditched their tops. Laaaaaaaame.

After the race, Giuntoli went to Twitter, where he blamed his prudish ways on "the trapping of celebrity" -- explaining, "We wore pants and shorts respectively. #keptourjobs"

So, the lesson here ...

A dude who worked at an Abercrombie & Fitch store claims the company referred him to a modeling agent who got him to strip down and masturbate in order to take "relaxed" photos -- this according to a new lawsuit obtained by TMZ.

Benjamine Bowers alleges in the suit he worked at an A & F store last year, when the company's casting director referred him to a modelling agent named Brian Hilburn. According to the complaint, Hilburn got Benjamine to fly to Jackson, Mississippi for a photo shoot.

The suit claims during the June 17, 2011 shoot, Hilburn convinced Benjamine that he needed to display a relaxed look for his modeling portfolio, and the best way of achieving that look was to masturbate in front of the camera, so the photog could capture his expression immediately after orgasm. And for good measure, Hilburn allegedly told him the drill was to do the whole thing in the buff.

Benjamine says he was a trooper and took matters into his own hands during the shoot. But Ben says after he masturbated, Hilburn exposed himself and commented on the relative size of their penises.

Benjamine feels used and believes the photos were never intended to help his career ... but just to give Hilburn a cheap thrill.

Benjamine is suing A & F and Hilburn for $1 million.

So there we were shooting Benicio del Toro in Hollywood on Saturday night ... when something INCREDIBLE happened and we didn't even realize it -- TMZ got footage of THE MOST elusive superstar in Hollywood!!!

The man trying to hide behind Benicio is director Terrence Malick -- an ultra-reclusive Hollywood legend who directed multiple Oscar nominated flicks including "The Thin Red Line" and "The Tree of Life."

Malick NEVER appears on red carpets, doesn't give interviews and is RARELY ever seen in public. In fact, he refused to attend the Oscars even when his movies were nominated.

How's this for a party ... Brian McKnight, 15 naked porn stars and one little person gettin' down and dirty at the singer's L.A. mansion.

It happened last week when the R&B singer and some scantily clad friends filmed the highly anticipated YouPorn music video for his new track -- a XXX themed anthem for the site.

We're told Brian will be in the video ... but he won't be playing the lead role -- that job will be filled by the little person ... who goes by the name 5 Cent.