Mickey Mouse sure is cocky these days ... especially when it comes to phallic images at Disney World.
You're looking at the doors to the restrooms at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe' in Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando ... doors that even Rorshach would have to admit bear a striking resemblance to giant green penises.
Of course, Disney has become notorious for sneaking alleged pervy images into a bunch of Disney movies ... including the penis castle in "Little Mermaid" and the word "sex" appearing in "Lion King."
No word if this wang-ish image was intentional or not ... but either way, now Pluto knows where to go if he's ever lookin' for a bone.
While Bev Hills Mansion Shopping
3/17/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Diddy has zeroed in on a new Beverly Hills mansion -- but he needs to know HOW HARD CAN HE RAGE??? The mogul is asking the local homeowners' association about its party policies.
Bev Hills real estate sources tell us, Diddy is eying a $12 million 11,200 sq. ft. home in the city's gated Beverly Ridge area. But we're told he won't make an offer if he and his friends can't cut loose.
So, Diddy, if you buy the house anyone you invite in must first be cleared by gate security. If you're throwing a big party you need a valet service and security. And there are noise regs too.
The Homeowner's Ass'n is pretty flexible because lots of famous residents are known for their opulent shindigs.
As for the house itself, Keyshawn Johnson had it custom built in 2003, then sold it in 2004 to Paris Hilton's then-fiance Paris Latsis. When the house went back up for sale last year, we're told Kim Kardashian seriously considered buying it -- but ultimately settled on a nearby $11 million Bel Air mansion.
Little Tommy Horton in
"Terms of Endearment"
3/17/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Troy Bishop is best known for playing the resentful eldest son Tommy Horton -- opposite Jeff Daniels and Debra Winger -- in the 1983 family drama "Terms of Endearment." Guess what he looks like now!
St. Paddy's People
GUESS THE GAELIC!
3/17/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
What's The Big Frigin'
3/16/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
3/16/2014 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Guess Whose Outrageous
3/15/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Guess Who This
Pixie Cut Princess
3/15/2014 12:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this short-haired cutie had her place in the Hollywood hierarchy she was just another cute kid growing up in Medford, Oregon. Can you guess who she is?
*HINT -- she still has the same short brunette hairstyle!**
Kimberly Hart in
3/14/2014 2:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Amy Jo Johnson is best known for playing the karate kicking Pink Ranger Kimberly Hart in the early '90s television show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers." Guess what she looks like now!
Death Sunglasses Up for Auction
3/13/2014 6:49 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
If you love Paul Walker and no longer have a soul, then boy do we have the auction for you.
The sunglasses Walker was wearing on the day he died -- as well as a fire extinguisher that was allegedly used to try and save Walker's life -- are now up for auction on BidAMI.com.
The seller claims he was at the crash scene last November looking to help ... but cops kept him away. He nosed around once the wreckage was cleared ... and that's when he says he found the sunglasses in the bushes, though he says he didn't realize their significance until photos surfaced of Walker earlier in the day ... wearing the same glasses.
It is unclear how the seller acquired the fire extinguisher or a piece of debris from the crash, but they are both included in the auction as well.
As of this morning, there have been three bids and the price has reached $605.00 and eternal damnation.
Guess Who This Lil' Slugger
3/13/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this little boy stepped up to bat as a modern Hollywood star he was just another little kid enjoying America's favorite pastime in Kansas City, Kansas. Can you guess who he is?
Gerry in 'Heavyweights'
3/12/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Aaron Schwartz is best known for playing the fat-camp-kid Gerald "Gerry" Garner -- opposite Ben Stiller -- in the 1995 "Camp Hope" comedy "Heavyweights." Guess what he looks like now!
Reunited with Husband
After Publicly Cheating on Him
3/11/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Katharine McPhee's back with her hubby ... and their dogs.
It's been nearly 5 months since Katharine publicly sucked face with her married "Smash" director Michael Morris -- and sources close to the actress tell us, Katharine has been working hard to patch things up with her husband Nick Cokas.
Katharine and Nick are currently living apart -- but we're told they've been hanging out together more and more often recently ... Katharine even bought Nick a brand new Rolex as a make-good for the public humiliation.
Must have worked too -- we're told Nick's leaning toward taking her back.
What did the rooster say the morning after his wife cheated? Cuckoldoodledoo.