(To the tune of Monster Mash)
We were working in the newsroom around sunrise,
When some TMZ staff showed up in disguise
Roger Goodell raised from his slab, with covered eyes
And suddenly, to our surprise ...
We did the Mash ... with our own Riff Raff!
We did the Mash ... with the Caddyshack cast!
We did the Mash ... Mama June wants a snack!
We did the Mash ... with a Black Panther pack!
Now enjoy filling up on candy corn while looking through the pics -- and make sure to see them all in action tonight on "TMZ on TV."
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Huge Stars Out for Cavs Opener
... Bieber, Manziel, Strahan
10/31/2014 7:34 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
LeBron James was welcomed back to Cleveland last night by a huge band of celebs -- including Justin Bieber, Michael Strahan and even Johnny Manziel.
The Cavs lost in Bron's first game back with his hometown team -- but there was one guy in the stands who was happy about the upset ... Spike Lee ... notorious Knicks fan who traveled to Ohio to support his team.
Also in the stands ... Kendrick Lamar, David Beckham, Joe Haden and Kevin Hart.
It's almost as strong of a star-showing as the Knicks got in their home opener -- but the biggest celeb draw in the NBA is sill the Lakers ... at least for now.
Guess Who This
"TOY STORY" TOT
10/31/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this cute little cowboy was a world-wide pop star he was just another kid in a Woody costume on the hunt for some free sweets! Can you guess who he is?!
BOOZIN' WITH LINGERIE MODEL
... At NY Knicks Game
10/30/2014 6:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The NY Knicks are the Lakers of the East Coast ... and not just because they suck -- they drew some of the biggest stars in the world to their home opener last night.
Everyone from Justin Bieber to Spike Lee to Ben Stiller was there ... but the winner of the celebrity showdown was clearly Taylor Swift -- who sat courtside with a hot lingerie model friend.
Taylor and Victoria's Secret stunner Karlie Kloss drank beers and Diet Cokes as they cheered on the Knicks ... who got crushed by the Chicago Bulls.
Of course, Taylor became the new Global Welcome Ambassador for New York after buying a $20 million apartment earlier this year ... so watching the Knicks play seems like it would be a job requirement.
No word if she stayed the whole game ... but c'mon.
Miley Cyrus & Rihanna
AIDS Charity Fashion
They Went Too Am-Far
10/30/2014 6:42 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
TALL MAN IN
10/30/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Angus Scrimm is best known for playing the strong and silent mortician named Tall Man -- opposite A. Michael Baldwin -- in the 1979 horror classic "Phantasm." Guess what he looks like now!
Terrorizing Malibu ...
With Front Yard Horror Show!
10/30/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
James Cameron's known for sinking millions into big budget action films or sinking ships -- but now he's jumping into the horror game with a sick Halloween display ... worthy of his Malibu mansion.
No 'Avatar' blue creatures, or 'Aliens' monsters -- instead Mr. Terminator went with more traditional macabre scenes. But check out the gallery ... his ghouls, ghosts, and cemetery will put most to shame.
Sadly, JC passed on paying homage to the first feature film he ever directed -- the 1981 cult classic "Piranha II: The Spawning."
C'mon, James ... flying piranhas in Malibu would've been awesome.
Kim and Kanye
ALL ABOUT THE LAKERS
... Even Though They Suck
10/29/2014 6:54 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There's still a HUGE reason to go to Lakers games this year -- not for the team (they're not great), but for the stargazing ... and Tuesday night some of the BIGGEST showed up at Staples Center.
Kim and Kayne ... Will Ferrell ... Terrell Owens ... Gerard Butler ... Adam Levine, Jack Nicholson and many, many more were all on hand to watch the Lakers get their asses kicked by the Houston Rockets.
The question is ... if the Lakers continue to play horribly (as many experts predict they will) ... will the stars begin migrating over to the OTHER team that plays at the Staples Center -- the Clippers?
Stay tuned ...
For 65th Birthday
10/28/2014 3:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bruce Jenner treated himself to a fresh coat for his 65th birthday.
Jenner was tooling around Malibu Tuesday when he lit up a cigarette, revealing the fire engine red nails.
It looks like he nailed up to celebrate the milestone ... his nails were unpainted earlier in the day.
What's really weird about this ... we've never seen Bruce -- a die-hard health fiend -- with a cigarette before. He's been in shape his entire adult life ... formerly known as the greatest athlete in the world.
Herbert West in
10/29/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jeffrey Combs is best known for playing the life-giving student Herbert West -- opposite Bruce Abbott as Dan Cain -- in the 1985 cult horror "Re-Animator." Guess what he looks like now!
TMZ's Sexy Halloween
10/28/2014 12:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The tribe has spoken -- and the Nicki Minaj knock-off took home the booty in our annual Sexy Costume Photo Contest... scoring the $250 prize and some super spooky mystery gifts from TMZ!
**Click HERE for contest rules and regulations!**
'Breaking Bad' Star Bob Odenkirk
You Want A Real Estate Lesson?
Better Call Saul
10/28/2014 9:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bob Odenkirk made a career playing a guy who protected drug kingpins and their money on "Breaking Bad" ... and now he's ready to cash in legitimately in real life.
The actor who played Walter White's shady lawyer Saul Goodman on BB just listed his home for $2.5 million ... not bad, because he bought it in '98 for $675K.
The single-level house is in the same exclusive Oaks area of Los Feliz -- home to celebs like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Zac Efron, Jon Hamm, Alexander Skarsgard and Naya Rivera.
It vaguely resembles the Heisenberg's digs from the outside.
And one more celeb connection. Bob listed the house with real estate guru Sharona Alperin -- she's the inspiration for "My Sharona."
Guess Who This
10/28/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Before this tropical little lady was enjoying the fruits of her labor in Hollywood she was just another cute little kid getting dressed up to collect some candy. Can you guess who she is?