Celebrity Boobs

Samantha Hoopes got some tanning in at the beach and made sure to stay hydrated ... and we've learned her boyfriend might just have the best damn job in the world.

The Sports Illustrated and Carl's Jr. model hit the sand in Miami Saturday with her tech guru BF Salvatore Palella ... and glistened in her tiny maroon bikini. It looks like she applied plenty of sun tan lotion -- with Sal's help ... and we're not complaining.

Emily Ratajowski is a heartbreaker, crushing the hopes and dreams of countless men and women by flashing ... her wedding ring.

The 26-year-old just got hitched to Sebastian Bear-McClard. Sebastian's clearly not the jealous type, because Em posted this pic for all to see.

The marriage was a big surprise ... they tied the knot last week nat a courthouse in New York City. Only a few friends were on hand to bare witness. It's unclear how long they were dating.

Oh, he likes rings, too.

Farrah Abraham isn't going away anytime soon ... some are sorry to say.

Here she is, modeling her brand new lingerie collection with a Valentine theme.

She did the semi-raunchy photo shoot recently and is rolling it out for the big day. It sure seems she's trying to compete with the big dog -- Victoria's Secret.

Farrah started the line last November. She has had a sex toy line, if you're interested.

Amber Rose's Chick-fil-A craving got her out and about Monday in Bev Hills after she underwent an intense breast reduction surgery a little over week ago.

Amber went from a size H to a size D cup. She said she went through with the surgery because she wanted more freedom and to be able to wear spaghetti straps again, something she hasn't done since she was 10.

She spent about a week recovering at a wellness center and the difference is already obvious, even with Amber wearing a baggy tee.

Sean McVay had a GREAT first season with the Rams.

He's having an even better off-season.

The 32-year-old wonder coach flew to Hawaii for a little R&R with his insanely smokin' hot girlfriend Veronika Khomyn ... and the vacation photos are excellent.

Seems the two are just blowing off some steam in Maui after a long NFL season -- and it's well deserved. McVay led the Rams to an 11-5 record, 1st in the NFC West.

As for Veronika ... she's 28, she's from Ukraine and she met McVay when he was just a lowly tight end coach for the Washington Redskins back in the day.

Good move ... on both their parts!

Kate Upton's still bringing the heat ... mid-winter.

Of course, she's famous for her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoots, but instead ... Kate slipped into lingerie for a shoot this weekend with Yamamay. She posted a bunch of behind the scenes shots -- God bless her -- from her day at the office.

Kate rocked several different pieces -- white, black, blue -- and captioned her pics, "#confidentbeauty."

Ummm, we didn't realize there was any other kind of beauty for Kate Upton ... but okay.

Nicole Murphy is a sight to behold ... a woman whose defiance against looking old is one for the ages.

We got Nicole and her mom in Bev Hills Friday night, celebrating her 50th birthday -- yes, 50 -- at Mastro's Steakhouse.

Even if you don't have sound, watch the video. She looks incredible.

Of course we asked Eddie Murphy's baby mama about a possible "Coming to America" sequel. Maybe she's just playing her cards close to her vest.

Either way ... who care's, she got to celebrate with Drake. Happy birthday!

Ashley Graham brought the temp up a few degrees in NYC with an insanely sexy shoot for Love Magazine's Advent Calendar.

No need to write about it ... it's all about the video, so check it out.

The calendar was shot by Phil Poynter and features Ashley, along with Doutzen Kroes, Hailey Baldwin, Sara Sampaio, Teyana Taylor, Alexis Ren and Barbara Palvin. That's not all ... Kate Upton, Taylor Hill, Romee Strijd and Stella Maxwell.

Arianny Celeste and her equally hot homegirls are knocking out the beaches in the Bahamas right now ... and tops are optional.

Unclear where the UFC Octagon Girl's hangin' loose in the video ... but Arianny and friends are clearly feelin' themselves, jammin' out to Manu Chao's old-school track about loving life (and weed).

If you like what you hear, Celeste -- an aspiring recording artist -- says you can cop her new single that drops on Friday.

Or ... you can just drink in her other talents. Your call.

Nicole Murphy pumps her own gas, and when she does ... she makes it a premium experience.

Nicole was spotted gassing up in Beverly Hills Tuesday in a sexy, form-fitting black dress and high heels ... a look that probably made a few people driving by decide they needed to pull in and fill up too.

The famous model would clearly be a model gas station attendant, as well ... because she knows in order to get your motor running -- it's all about dat gas.

Ireland Baldwin has no support -- no bra, no bikini top, no nothing -- but the good news is she's the new poster child for the "Free the Nipple" movement.

Ireland hit up the beach in Malibu Thursday for a ridiculously hot photo shoot. The 21-year-old posed in a vintage, see-through dress -- in and out of the water. She also slipped into a wet muscle tank. What we're saying is ... the girl's got range.

And a smoking bod to match. Viva la movement!

It's been a day of big reveals for Kim Kardashian -- first we found out baby #3 with Kanye West is going to be a girl ... then we caught a glimpse of her hot new look.

Kim's in NYC gearing up for New York Fashion Week, and we caught her heading into Milos Wednesday night ... with brand new silvery, platinum blonde hair that evokes thoughts of a certain queen on "Game of Thrones."

The hair color might be new, but Kim's still showing off the same ol' curves in that skin-tight latex dress ... seriously.

As we reported, Kim and Kanye are expecting their third child in late January.

Bella Thorne's not lost at sea -- she's exactly where she wants to be ... and wearing the appropriate nipple-freeing attire.

Bella channeled her inner David Lee Roth by rocking a captain's hat and a flaming hot shirt out in Hollywood Saturday night ... and added a see-through white top for her own personal touch.

She was with a new dude too -- not Blackbear or Scott Disick -- but rather "The Young and the Restless" actor, Max Ehrich.

We can only say ... Rock on, Bella.

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen were kind of Ricky and Lucy Tuesday night, when she got in the act and then jacked his performance with the help of a nip slip.

John was smooth as silk Tuesday night while singing "Slow Dance." That's when he brought Chrissy up for some slow dancing. It all looked fantastic ... and then the boob -- let's get real, even more fantastic!

Chrissy owned it, and the show went on.

#RelationshipGoals

Amber Rose bushwhacked Instagram's no-nudity policy and got the photo removed, but it still lives on ... as does her campaign to "bring back the bush."

Amber pushed IG's boundaries late Friday night by posting a bottomless pic of herself ... and it was deleted within 2 hours. It didn't matter though, because her "fire ass feminist post" had already been picked up ... plus she posted on Twitter too.

Rose added a reply to the pic's removal shortly after ... claiming she didn't give a f*** and making her intentions perfectly clear.

Looks like the only support Selena Gomez is getting these days is from her bf, The Weeknd ... based on the braless shots of her leaving dinner in NYC.

They're in town for his shows at Barclays Canter, but did dinner Tuesday night at Carbone in the West Village. On the way out, the paps started snapping ... and the flashes turned her little black dress see-through. It's the curse of the LBD, really ... and Selena knows it well.

Sometimes in showbiz, there's accidental exposure ... and then there's Bella Thorne.