Fashion

The Muppet-faced fashionista released her eponymous fragrance, "Versace," at Harrods in London today, and though she reportedly spoke both English and Italian to reporters -- saying something about anger and mystery -- subtitles are clearly required to understand the mushmouthed perfumer.

The apple wine and malt beverage brand's new fashion foray is already a hit with the young Hollywood crowd. Kimberly Stewart, recently tried one on for size, while Mischa Barton's sometime boyfriend, Cisco Adler, exposed his fuzzy navel and sported one as he DJ'ed at an industry event. Other celebs fans that are intoxicated with the Strawberry Hill manufacturer's stylish gear include K-Fed, Ryan Cabrera and Gabrielle Union.

The shirts are available exclusively at Saks Fifth Avenue stores and retail for $49, which is about the same price as a couple of drinks at Hyde!

The Emmy-winner hit up the trendy Thesis boutique on Melrose the other day, and without the aide of a wig, hat or glasses -- went entirely unnoticed. Piven picked up a $600 brown leather jacket by Rare, and was overheard saying he would definitely be back for more. When a store employee asked him if he would like to be added to their mailing list, Jeremy initially agreed. The HBO star then retracted and revealed that he shouldn't give out his address because he "has a lot of stalkers." Really?!

A source shopping alongside Jeremy tells TMZ that, once again, Piven wasn't recognized and was asked by the genuinely concerned shopkeeper why he gets stalked so much. Poor Piven then had to rattle off his credits to identify himself, boasting about his work on "Entourage" and "Smokin' Aces."

No word on if they hugged it out -- that would have required the salesperson to have watched an episode of "Entourage." Being a salesperson is the second hardest job in the world.

Thus marks a trip to the beauty salon for hooded, high-heeled, peroxided mega-twin, Mary-Kate Olsen, photographed yesterday while feeding ... a meter. MK dipped into Neil George Salon for what appears to be a tweak on her blinding bleach job, emerging from the shop with a more golden hue to her blinding 'do.

Stylish Miss Olsen knows that nothing sets off a hair-whitening like a pair of white sunglasses!

"Hannah Montana" star Miley Cyrus might be the next Paris Hilton or maybe even Avril Lavigne.

No, she didn't adopt a kinkajou, nor has she gone around spitting on photogs. But like Paris and Avril, she's fallen in love with accessory designer Tarina Tarantino's original jewelry line.

Miley made an appearance on MTV's "TRL" while sporting Tarina's B&W MOD bracelet. The fashion-forward 14-year-old starlet, daughter of "Dancing With the Stars" competitor Billy Ray Cyrus, riled up the crowd and showed off her big girl fashion sense.

She may be following in Paris' fashion footsteps, but one's thing's for sure, this girl has talent!

From her brisk gender-neutral goth power suits, to her little black cocktail/funeral dress ... he/she is setting genderbending trends by going from androgynous British rocker to "Murphy Brown" working grrrl -- faster than you can say, "Do these pumps come in a size 14?"

Watch as Zarf/Zoe (played by actor Jeffrey Carlson) transforms before your very eyes!

Ashley and her stylistically-challenged sister, Mary-Kate, terrorized a West Hollywood supermarket on Monday with their livin' on the streets fashion horror.

A menacing MKO outdid herself, sporting the latest in gross-ery chic: a pair of red, striperella cha-cha heels and a fried white-blonde Donatella 'do. For her own safety, Ashley hid behind a flower arrangement while decked out in a pair of Sacajawea lace-up boots. Spare some change?

It takes millions of dollars to look this bad.

Paris schooled Elisha on how to shop like an heiress, as the two hit up one of her favorite fashion institutions, trendy Sielian's Vintage Apparel on Saturday. The boutiquing blonde babes rummaged through every nook and cranny of the shop's stylish racks, with Paris picking up 20 vintage dresses, 12 purses, 12 necklaces and 12 vintage scarves, clearly preferring to buy by the dozen. Phew! Luckily, Professor Hilton left something for Elisha to study, as the former "24" star managed to find some super-cute 60s hats.

Paris spent the day educating Elisha on all her favorite L.A. retail haunts, and was overheard telling a Sielian's employee, "You're the only place I took Elisha for great vintage!" Quite an endorsement coming from a girl who majored in International Mall Relations with a minor in Fitting Room Science.

Later on teacher and student hit trendy Petro Zillia on West 3rd Street, where Aly Scott of StyleChic tells us staff shut the store down for Paris and Elisha. Class dismissed!

As the weather starts to climb, so do the hemlines! Once and for all, put away your 2003 Uggs, and check out the little dresses, swimsuits, jeans and hairdos that celebs like Gisele, Lindsay and Michelle are donning to stay cool -- while looking hot!

The brand has become a favorite with starlets Mischa Barton and Reese Witherspoon, Tori Spelling -- and even the patron saint of fashionistas everywhere, Sarah Jessica Parker. StyleChic's Aly Scott tells TMZ that Jessica Simpson loves the brand's buttah-like feel so much -- that she requested them for a recent Elle magazine shoot.

Especially hot right now is Nation's grey PE (as in Phys Ed) t-shirt which retails for $69. According to Nation, "This gem is made to look like that old PE tee from 3rd grade ... loose, casual, gooey." Delish!

Bridge and a male friend spent $4000 on thirteen items, including blue navy joggers and an airplane frame -- that appear to be for a boy. The "I, Robot" star also purchased a blue sherbert blanket and basket, as well as a patchwork stuffed animal bear.

If Bridget is having a boy, she can rest knowing that he's the one bastard who will never leave her for a Brazilian supermodel.

Now TV fans and homeless people everywhere can dress like "America's Next Top Model."

One would think that emulating "America's Next Top Model" would require clothes from chic designers like Gucci, Prada and Versace, but clothes seen on the show's most recent season premiere will be available for purchase at the House of Goodwill.

From March 1 - 5, fashionistas on a budget can purchase outfits and accessories from the series on Goodwill's Internet auction site, with proceeds going toward job training programs. There are twelve items up for a bid, all starting at under $50. Who knew looking like a cheap ho could do so much good?!

The show takes place inside the famous Wilhelmina modeling agency in New York, where agents and bookers offer some very harsh advice to the young models. While already thin by normal standards, the walking waifs are continually told by their handlers to lose weight, workout more -- and to look like a "bloody stick." The lovely bones!

The modeling industry has been under attack for its skeletal weight demands, causing all of Spain, and fashion capital Milan to set up new codes banning emaciated girls from the catwalks. Bon appetito, ladies!

While the hard truth in "The Agency" may not be pretty, it does make for good TV.

"The Agency" airs Tuesdays at 10:00 PM on VH1.

Jennifer Lopez stole the show at last night's Premio Lo Nuestro a la Musica Latina Awards in Miami. Que bonita!

While J.Lo's mini-husband Marc Anthony was nominated for an award, it was the actress/singer/dancer/fashion icon who earned accolades on the rojo carpet, wearing an ivory chiffon Dolce & Gabbana babydoll dress. The svelte star topped off her golden glow with a leather waistbelt, highlighting her signature curves.