Hook Ups

According to reports, the mystery woman is an exec at Morgan Stanley in NYC -- so girl obviously has experience hitting the mother lode.

Sources tell TMZ the pair -- who were first spotted holding hands about a year ago -- got engaged Tuesday after Sasha popped the question at his home in Manhattan Beach, CA.

Maria's already been spotted out wearing the ring -- we've seen it and trust us ... even Vanessa Bryant would be impressed by the future Mrs. Vujacic's ginormous diamond.

In completely unrelated news ... Sasha's been on the Lakers' bench recovering from a concussion.

We're told the story in Page 6 -- that the two hung out with a bunch of people in NYC to see if there was any chemistry -- is totally true ... and after that John and Kim spent a couple of nights hitting the town by themselves.

Ocho and his girl stopped by News Cafe in Miami on Sunday -- and sources close to the NFL star tell TMZ, the two are dating pretty hardcore ... and things are "going amazing."

As we previously reported, Ocho filmed several scenes for "Basketball Wives" with Evelyn over the last month -- and we're told his stint on the show is all about his relationship with EL.

TMZ has learned ... just one day after it was announced that Courteney separated from David Arquette, CougarLife.com -- a website that specializes in matching older women with younger men -- mailed her a $1 million contract to become their official spokes-cougar.

We're told CL believes Courteney's personal "circumstances" -- coupled with the fact that she stars in "Cougar Town" -- make her the perfect candidate.

As far as the contract goes -- Cox would be required to voice 12 radio ads, appear in 4 TV ads, and make at least 30 public appearances for the CL brand ... all within the span of one year.

But there's a catch -- CL would reserve the right to fire Cox if she gets arrested or "conducts herself in a manner that brings herself into disrepute."

As we previously reported, sources close to Arquette tell us he started seeing Waltz after he and Courteney Cox decided to take a "trial separation."

It's been 6 months since Jim called it quits with Jenny McCarthy ... and it's pretty clear he's over the blonde phase ... for now.

No word yet on the identity of the mystery woman -- but based on the photo, Jim's face says it all ... "Jenny who?"

The new chick is a former Hollywood cocktail waitress named Jasmine Waltz -- the same chick who decked Lindsay Lohan inside Voyeur back in July.

Handler just went to her Twitter page and stated, "Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There's nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is."

As TMZ first reported, the two got reeeeeally up close and personal at a bar in New Orleans this weekend -- but yesterday, when photogs asked about the hook-up, dude cracked a huge, mysterious smile.

It started on Saturday, when Kody took wife #3, Christine, on an ice cream date.

The next day, Kody grabbed his motorcycle and went for a ride with wife #1, Meri ... before squeezing in some quality time with wife #2 Janelle (the one in the purple).

The new woman in Kody's life -- Robyn -- also got some face time with her man this weekend .... during a his-and-hers grocery store run in which the couple picked up an 8 pack of paper towels ... which will probably last about 10 minutes.

One of The Situation's non-grenades -- Samantha the moaner from last week's "Jersey Shore" -- came to L.A. to see her man on "Dancing With the Stars" and to deliver a message to the haters.

Samantha told us girls who claim Sitch is "small" are big fat liars, because he is... well, big and fat.