Arnold's Baby Mama MANEATER!

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No one in Mildred Patricia Baena's family was surprised when they found out she was the mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child ... because, well, she liked the fellas.

Sources very close to Baena tell TMZ ... she was extremely aggressive when it came to chasing men -- like a heat-seeking missile. They say her flirting was often "inappropriate," but her tactics frequently worked -- at least short-term.

Our sources says Baena almost always made the first move -- going after whomever she wanted -- and Arnold was no different.

We're told when news of Arnold's affair with a household staff member broke, but before the baby mama was named, Baena's friends and family knew it was her.

'Hook' Star Hopes Online Dating Pans Out!!!

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The adorable, chubby kid who played Thud Butt in the 1991 movie "Hook" is looking for love on an Internet dating site -- and TMZ has learned he's using his Lost Boy fame to help score himself a lady.

TMZ spoke with 29-year old Raushan Hammond -- who confirmed he has an active dating profile on the website PlentyOfFish.com.

Check out his opening line -- "Most know me as starring in a film called "HOOK" as the chubby lost boy who turns into pan at the end."

Apparently, a little self-promotion goes a long way -- because Raushan tells us he's been getting a pretty good response from potential lady friends.

Think happy thoughts ...

Lindsay Lohan -- I'm Still Into Boys, Too

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Lindsay Lohan hasn't completely given up on men yet ... cause yesterday, LiLo told an Australian radio show she would absolutely consider dating a guy again.

LiLo went on "The Kyle and Jackie O Show" ... when Kyle said, "We'd love to know whether you're like a lesbian or whether you're a bi ... 'cause boys wanna know if they still have a chance ... have we still got a chance?"

Lindsay's response -- "Yes."

Lohan also opened up about a range of other topics in her life -- including her dating life, community service, and that infamous white dress she wore to court in February.

Arnold's Mistress: I Want to BE Maria!

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Maria Shriver had a secret admirer -- problem is, it was the chick who was banging her husband.

Mildred Patty Baena had an obsession with Maria ... sources close to the Schwarzenegger's former housekeeper tell TMZ. We're told Patty felt she was naturally "gorgeous" and wanted to look just like Maria.

Toward the end, our sources say Patty would dress in Maria's clothing and even wear her jewelry around town. We're told Patty once confided that Maria noticed on one occasion that a piece of jewelry was missing and interviewed the staff about it. We don't know if the jewelry resurfaced.

And get this -- Patty would go to Maria for "love advice" as well as advice about her pregnancy and Maria graciously offered her counsel.

And there's more. Patty confided in a friend -- when Maria would leave the house in the morning, she would crawl into the marital bed and do the deed with Arnold. She once even bragged that she was more of a wife to Arnold than Maria because she was always there for him.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Courting The Housekeeper

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Three years before she gave birth to his child, Arnold Schwarzenegger was bumpin' and grindin' with his maid Mildred Patty Baena at a private party in the actor's home ... and TMZ has the photo.

The picture, featuring the two dancing in front of a live mariachi band, was shot back in November 1994 ... around the same time "True Lies" and "Junior" came out in theaters. We're just sayin' ...

Still, we gotta ask ...

The Situation -- The FIRST Italian Make-Out Session

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"Jersey Shore" grenade magnet The Situation took in some of the local flavor ... by sucking face with a cute but clueless blonde in Florence, Italy last night.

Anyone for some d-bag parmigiana?

Kanye West -- French Kissin' with a New Babe

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Kanye West enjoyed a very intimate public makeout session with a mystery blonde on a hotel balcony in Cannes this weekend.

Amber who?

Paul McCartney's Ring The Great Diamond Debate

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The ridiculous $650k engagement rock Paul McCartney gave Nancy Shevell raises a good question -- why drop a fortune on a piece of jewelry?? Incredibly, one TMZ staffer actually has a reasonable answer! Kinda ...

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Bieber & Selena Gomez The Closed Mouth Kiss

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YEAH, it happened ... and it was caught on tape ... Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez KISSING each other ON THE MOUTH. Brace yourselves, Biebettes ... it's gonna be a rough day.

The young couple was caught bumping lips during a press conference in Indonesia a few weeks ago ... and somehow, the footage managed to stay under wraps UNTIL NOW!!!

Did you hear that??? That's the sound of a million teenage hearts shattering at the same time.

Paul McCartney's Fiancee -- The MASSIVE Rock

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Look at your knuckle ... now look at the ring on Paul McCartney's new fianceé Nancy Shevell ... it's the size of HER knuckle. Not too shabby, huh??

Shevell was sportin' her new rock out in NYC this weekend ... and if the rumors are true -- that Paul spent $650k on the ring -- lady needs to get herself a bodyguard, STAT!

'Teen Mom' Amber Takes One to the Kisser

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Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood put down their dukes and enjoyed a Happy Teen Mom's Day by gnawing on each other's lips in Indiana on Sunday.

And they said it wouldn't last.

Paul McCartney is ENGAGED ... Again!

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It's 2011 ... and one of the Beatles is getting married!!! Sir Paul McCartney is officially engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell.

According to People.com -- the 68-year-old former Beatle popped the question to 51-year old Shevell -- a businesswoman from Jersey.

The couple has been dating since they met in the Hamptons in 2007. This will be the third marriage for McCartney and the second for Shevell.

All you need is love.

Will Ferrell Lakers KISS CAM with John C. Reilly

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Los Angeles Lakers fan Will Ferrell took a break from stuffing his face with a hamburger at last night's playoff game ... to stuff his face with a little John C. Reilly during a kiss cam moment.

Nobody denies the Kiss Cam.

Obama -- Sex After bin Laden Announcement?!?

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If you're Michelle Obama ... is there a more powerful aphrodisiac than the fact that your husband just hunted down and killed the most evil man on the planet???

We gotta ask ...

Scarlett & Sean Penn I Wanna Hold Your Hand

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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were spotted holding hands last night outside of an after party for the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

It's shocking, but true ... the WHCD has after parties.

Charlie Sheen -- Locking Lips with Grandma

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Charlie Sheen loves a fine wine -- and on a semi-related note ... he's also into swapping spit with a woman who was alive during Prohibition.

Sheen got intimate with an older lady during his show this weekend at the BankAtlantic Center in South Florida -- after the crowd demanded he do the deed by chanting "Kiss Her!" when she got on stage.

The Sheen abides.