Clooney's GF -- Livin' on the Wedge
George Clooney's ridiculously hot girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis got seriously cheeky in France earlier today -- taking a break from the Cannes Film Festival to toast her buns in the sun ... on a giant yacht.
Remember kids ... floss daily.
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Mel Gibson Goes Topless in Cannes
Mel Gibson let it all hang out in Cannes today -- flaunting his curvy physique while smoking a cig on his hotel balcony hours before the big screening of his new flick, "The Beaver."
Lookin' good, sugar t*ts.
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Danielle Staub I'm A STRIPPER Now
Now that she's no longer a "Real Housewife of NJ" ... Danielle Staub has picked up a new career as a fully nude, reconstructed, 48-year-old STRIPPER ... and for better or worse, we've got the photos to prove it.
TMZ has learned ... Staub recently signed a 3-year deal with the people at Scores Gentleman's Club in NY -- in which Danielle agreed to do one live appearance and occasionally appear on ScoresLive.com.
Of course, Staub is no stranger to public nudity -- who can forget her infamous sex tape ... in which Danielle erotically advises her partner about the perils of downing an onion and cheese bagel ... and some broccoli ... right before boom boom time.
Hot.
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Audrina Patridge -- The Skinny on Her Bikini Bod
Audrina Patridge's boney bikini body launched one of the most one-sided debates we've ever had -- is she too skinny to be hot? Hint: The answer is "Hell no."
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Audrina Patridge -- It Was Her Birthday
And yet she's the one that gave us a present ... by gallivanting around the pool at Wet Republic in Las Vegas yesterday.
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Gisele's BRAzilian Runway Show
Supa dupa model Gisele Bundchen gave a glimpse of what Tom Brady gets to fondle every night by working a runway in her bra and panties in Brazil on Thursday.
G looks ridiculously amazing in everything ... and barely nothing.
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98 Degrees Stud Topless Chippendales Debut
Former 98 Degrees boy-bander Jeff Timmons made his half naked debut at Chippendales in Vegas last night ... but unfortunately for the crowd, the only piece of clothing he removed ... was his shirt.
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Miley Cyrus -- Mommy & Me Bikini Time
Miley Cyrus, 18, and her demure back tatted winged mother Tish, 44, both bared their bikini bods on the beach in Rio on Thursday.
Birds of a feather ... sunbathe together.
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Heidi Klum Bikini Bride
In Palm Beach to renew her vows to husband Seal, supermodel Heidi Klum turned the sand into a catwalk by rockin' a two piece this weekend.
Tomorrow is Heidi and Seal's 6th wedding anniversary.
Usher Brings the Guns on Stage
Usher dueted with his jacked up buff arms while in concert in Atlantic City this weekend.
OMG, indeed.
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Rep. Aaron Schock -- Anyone Down for a 6-Pack??
Congressman Aaron Schock is flashing his ridiculous abs again -- this time on the cover of Men's Health!
The Republican isn't just showing off his body to gloat, he's flaunting his cut stomach to promote the "Fit for Life Summer Challenge" -- an initiative focused on losing weight to reduce risk of heart disease, diabetes and stroke. For more info, check out the Men's Health website.
Schock's six-pack isn't new to us though, TMZ discovered his washboard stomach back in 2009 when we published this bathing suit shot:
Schock was also on "Today" this morning to talk about his shirtless spread:
Dude's got guts.
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'Real Housewife of Miami's Unreal Bikini Bod
"Real Housewives of Miami" star Cristy Rice showed off her dangerous curves and abs in an itty bitty bikini in Miami Beach on Sunday.
Happy Mother's Day, mamacita!
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Jockey STRIPS At Derby Event -- AND THEY'RE OFF!
A lot of people are gonna lose their shirts at the Kentucky Derby this weekend ... but one jockey sacrificed his for a good cause during a pre-race booze fest.
James Graham -- who rode Daisy Devine to a fourth place finish in the Kentucky Oaks event on Friday -- hopped up on the bar at the PRIME lounge in Louisville on Wednesday ... and blew off his top at a fundraiser for the Permanently Disabled Jockeys Fund.
The hairy chested stud, along with the J. Wagner Group, got the patrons to pony up over $3,000 in just three hours.
Horse jockeys don't always come up short.
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Kentucky Derby Jockeys -- Tiny Sex Symbols
Save a horse, ride a ... Kentucky Derby jockey????????
TMZ has learned 12 real life horse-racing jockeys -- 7 of whom are slated to ride in the Kentucky Derby -- shed their shirts for an upcoming "2012 Thoroughbred Racing Jockeys" calendar.
And get this: Mr. July is none other than 5'5", 108-pound stud Julien Leparoux (pictured left) ... who's slated to ride the odd-on favorite at the Derby ... Dialed In.
The mastermind behind the calendar -- Christine Sabia -- tells TMZ that Leparoux agreed to up the sex appeal by slathering on a layer of baby oil for the shoot ... you know, to give him that extra shine.
Talk about a photo finish.
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Kim Kardashian The Great Altered Butt Debate
The great Kim Kardashian butt debate rages on ... all natural or altered? Should it be worshiped or reviled? Thanks to new photos one thing is 100% clear -- we need a closer look ... much closer.
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Larry the NAKED Cable Guy
Comedian Larry the Cable Guy hung out with The Naked Cowboy and stripped down to his not-so tighty whities while filming his reality show in Times Square on Wednesday.
No injuries were reported.