Hot Bodies

This is getting out of hand ...

Usher is showing off his rock hard abs and some serious manscaping -- just a few weeks after The Game's huge pic blew up the Internet.

We're guessing it's not a direct response, since Usher opted for less showy black briefs. His real reason for sharing was purely inspirational -- "Workin' hard so I can eat this turkey."

As Ush put it ... U don't have to call. But you probably will after seeing this.

Harry Styles knows when you're onstage you're supposed to give performers a hand ... which may be why he grabbed Jimmy Kimmel's ass.

Harry and the rest of One Direction were guests on Kimmel's show Thursday and it all looked kosher from the front. What viewers didn't see was the ass grab from behind.

The performance was pretty epic BTW ... Hollywood Blvd was shut down for all the 1D fans ... one of whom snapped the butt pic.

Looks like Kimmel's reflexes kicked in pretty quick ... he kept a straight face.

If you're wondering how Bradley Cooper gets his rock hard bod and lands hot chick after hot chick, this video of him with his boxing gloves on pretty much explains it.

Brad got some pointers in the ring from a trainer Monday morning while working out at Gotham Gym in NYC. It looks like he's really learning the tricks of the trade, especially the ole stick and move.

We looked, and he doesn't appear to have any boxing roles in the works ... so this could just be him getting a jump on his holiday calorie burn -- or a way to impress a new chick.

D-Wade's been workin' out.

The Heat superstar got his swoll on during a training session at DBC Fitness in Miami last week -- rippin' out a set of reverse grip cable flys ... and dude looked ripped.

Front's not too shabby either.

Ciara wore this to the AMA's in L.A. Sunday night ... and remains the toughest sack Russell Wilson has ever had to avoid.

Salma Hayek didn't attend the AMAs ... instead hitting up the Evening Standard Theatre Awards at The Old Vic in London.

Hayek didn't take home any awards, but clearly she was the big winner.

Answer: Hemsworth ... after he dropped major lbs for his starring role in Ron Howard's upcoming "In the Heart of the Sea."

Hemsworth plays a sailor stranded at sea in the Moby Dick-inspired flick, so he obviously got way into character. He posted the throwback pic from the set saying he wouldn't recommend the diet to anyone.

Hard to believe that's the same guy who plays Thor, but the good news is Chris is back to his standard beefy bod since filming.

APB ... Be on the lookout for a really dreamy crook with washboard abs, lugging a stolen bike and a carton of milk.

Lisa Vanderpump's famous restaurant Villa Blanca in Bev Hills was hit by the above described hunk, who made his way into the basement area and rooted around for valuables.

Surveillance video shows the guy meandering around ... apparently frustrated he couldn't find better stuff.

It's unclear why his hoodie was unzipped but hey, you never know who's watching. This could be his big break.

One of the biggest stars in the Legends Football League is upset she's been BANNED from dating an opposing player ... but the head of the league tells TMZ Sports ... the rules are the rules.

Multiple sources tell us ... the woman at the center of the controversy is Alli Alberts -- a star WR for the Chicago Bliss and the unofficial face of the LFL (formerly the Lingerie Football League).

Our sources tell us ... Alberts -- who's open about her sexuality -- is in a relationship with a woman who also plays in the league and has been warned by league officials that if they continue the relationship into the season, they will NOT be able to play in the LFL.

We're told ... some women in the league are upset -- claiming the rule only exists because the league is afraid players dating would take away from the sex appeal of the brand and push a more "butch" image instead.

But Commissioner Mitch Mortaza -- who founded the league -- tells TMZ Sports that's just plain WRONG.

Mortaza says the dating policy affects both male AND female LFL employees -- meaning a male coach can't date a female coach either.

The policy, Mortaza says, was put in place to protect the integrity of the game -- "It's all about fairness. The rules are in place to ensure we put the best product on the field."

"As for being open to the gay community, I don't think there's another league that's been more receptive. We'd never regulate what sex people could date."

He adds, "If two people have feelings, I say all the power to them. They just cant both be involved in the LFL."

Our sources tell us Alberts has no plans to end her relationship -- and Mortaza has no plans to back down.

Sharon Stone hasn't forgotten where she came from -- flashing her famous leggy pose from "Basic Instinct" again, but this time she updated it ... for the Internet.

In a different century, in a similar dress (different color) ... Sharon struck the pose that made her famous during an AOL livestream interview. She was talking about her upcoming TV series, "Agent X."

It's been 23 years, but the 57-year-old obviously still knows how the best way to take command(o?) of an interrogation.

Well played, ma'am.

Will Smith rapping in Spanish at the Latin Grammys was actually overshadowed ... by Jada Pinkett Smith's rack which she flaunted in a transparent dress.

Jada's known for her hard body, and it stole the show Thursday night in Las Vegas. Mr. and Mrs. Smith probably got way more pics taken than usual at the event ... which is what happens when you show up with a distinct lack of boob support.

Kate Hudson is great at surprises ... 'cause check out the awesome one she was hiding under long winter coat in NYC. Daaammmmmnnn!

Kate looked all conservative as she walked into the Greenwich Hotel Wednesday night, but once inside ... her super low-cut red jumper was everything.

We'll give her a pass for the boring blue coat, since it kept that cleavage-baring outfit so pristine.

Just a thought -- Kate's looking hotter than ever these days. No?

Kendall Jenner arrived braless Wednesday afternoon to Melbourne, Australia via private jet, where the apparently cool weather seemed to capture her attention.

Nikki Benz and Alexis Texas went to bat for gender equality by whipping out their boobs in Times Square, and amazingly gained hundreds of followers for the cause, almost instantly! Go figure.

The famed porn stars marched through the city Tuesday afternoon -- taking full advantage of NY state's equal opportunity topless laws. Naturally, (in Alexis' case anyway), the hooters display got the crowd chanting things like "free the nipple."

Laura Govan is taking a stand for the MILFs of America ... saying that people hating on Scottie Pippen's wife Larsa need to fall back ... and embrace the wonder of well-aged butt cakes.

Govan was out in Calabasas when we asked about the daisy dukes that shook up Beverly Hills this week ... the super skimpy jean shorts that Larsa was wearing while out shopping with Kim K ... and her kid.

Laura knows all about MILFtroversy ... she recently got in a little hot water on Instagram over a sexy picture of her cooking in the kitchen ... with her son as the sous chef.

You gotta see Laura hit back at the haters ... with her logic being, as long as Scottie likes what he sees ... Larsa should be all systems go to show the world.

We agree ... don't stop, Larsa.

Being a badass fighter is part of Ronda Rousey's image, so a few hits to the face wouldn't ruin her burgeoning acting career ... so says the Victoria's Secret model who actually throws down in the ring too!

TMZ Sports caught up with Gracie Carvalho at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York City ... where our photog asked her if Rousey -- who is fighting Saturday night in UFC 193 -- needs to be extra cautious about face shots, since Rousey has an acting career that's just getting started.

Carvalho -- who walked in the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" this week and fashions herself a Muay Thai fighter -- said Ronda can handle the punishment, but she can't.

As for the big fight with Holly Holm, Carvalho is picking Ronda ... shocker!

Make sure to check out UFC 193 -- Rousey Vs. Holm -- LIVE on PPV Saturday November 14th.