Hot Bodies

"Famous in 12" chick Jameelah Artiaga wants to set the record straight about her boobs ... they're 100% real -- even though tons of people online think she's got fake knockers.

Artiaga says her size 32DD tatas are far from fake ... and she doesn't understand why so many people on Twitter accused her of having implants after the show's debut.

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch sent a letter to Casper ... asking him to play the lead love interest in an XXX film featuring the transsexual with whom he was rumored to have an online fling.

Hirsch says Sofie Vissa is locked and loaded for a film called, "Sofie on the DownLo" ... and Hirsch wants Casper to get it on with Vissa in the company's first-ever transsexual sex tape.

We're told Casper is being offered around $200,000 -- with big back end potential and the possibility of a sequel, "Casper, the Friendly Host."

Casper has not acknowledged any sort of relationship with Sofie.

Oscar winner and future "Star Wars" star Lupita Nyong'o showed off her picture perfect bikini body this week while walking along the beach in Maui.

One thing Chris Brown may be done with is gangs, but gang bangers ... not so much.

Porn stars Alexis Texas, Bonnie Rotten, Alektra Blue and Sarah Jessie posed backside first for a pic at Chris Brown's Beverly Hills bash Thursday night.

Also on deck, porn star Kimberly Kendall -- who tweeted a pic of Chris dancing with her and a bunch of other hot chicks after blowing out the candles.

As we previously reported, T-Pain told us there was no weed smoking allowed at the party.

Porn star booty > smoking weed.

"Bad Girl Club" star Natalie Nunn saw the butt photos of Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lopez and laughed ... then broke out this thong while partying on the beach in Miami on Thursday.

Jennifer Lopez had ass-on-parade during her first hometown concert in the Bronx -- but did Bradley Cooper, of all people, put her butt to shame? Only one can be the hands-down winner!

Actually, keep your hands where we can see 'em.

Jennifer Lopez did her first ever concert in her hometown of the Bronx last night, and she did not hold back the goods ... giving the crowd a view of her prized backside.

J.Lo's free show at Orchard Beach -- in advance of her new album coming out later this month -- featured actual singing and multiple costume changes ... most of which showed off her rear end, thankfully.

The butt show was clearly a response to the latest challenger to the ass throne ... Bradley Cooper.

How many women (with or without underwear) can superstar DJ Calvin Harris cram into an SUV!? A LOT -- Calvin had a ridiculous trail of smoking babes following him to his ride outside an L.A. club.

The video is amazing -- kinda reminds you of a clown car ... but less red noses, and more hot asses.

There was a major Secret Service breach this week in Poland ... because someone was able to sneak video of President Barack Obama working out at the gym ... and it's not pretty.

Obama, who is in Poland to rally Eastern European support against Russian aggression, was filmed working out in a hotel in Warsaw ... and somehow whoever took the video managed to do so without being made by Secret Service.

The workout is a little scattered -- some arms, some legs, some shoulders -- and his form could use some work.

Bradley Cooper flashed his creamy white legs while sporting a pair of incredibly short shorts and a tight white t-shirt while on the set of his new movie, "American Sniper."

The new Playmate of the Year is like a unicorn -- a chick who really did get naked to help pay her way through school! Kennedy Summers is studying to be a plastic surgeon ... and no doubt the $100K prize will go a long way toward that.

But the other prize she got from Hef proves times are tough everywhere ... even at the Mansion.

Soon-to-be divorcée Katharine McPhee did a little advertising on the beach in Cabo this weekend ... showing off her tan-lined body less than two weeks after pulling the plug on her marriage.

As TMZ first reported, McPhee said in her divorce docs she and hubby Nicholas Cokas were separated for seven months before she was spotted locking lips with "Smash" director Michael Morris.

Oprah's feet are a thing of beauty ... so says the lady who works tirelessly to keep her hoofs beautiful.

Gloria Williams -- a.k.a. FootNanny -- was outside 1-Oak Friday night when we put her feet to the fire.

Footnanny was pretty tight lipped -- but our takeaway is O is corn and bunion free.

Scout Willis walked around New York City completely topless ... not for fun or comfort, but to protest Instagram's policy when it comes to female nudity.

Using the popular hashtag #FreeTheNipple, Willis posted photos and a series of tweets on Tuesday to voice her outrage over Instagram's rules about female nudity. She captioned the photos "Legal in NYC but not on @instagram."

Scout also posted a photo of a barely covered (and rather buxom) woman from Dan Bilzerian's infamous Instagram and said ... "@instagram pictures of breast cancer survivors have been flagged+deleted but this is super #sick and #hot amiright???"

Nicole Scherzinger did her best Jessica Alba impression over the holiday weekend, showing off her incredible bikini body aboard a yacht in St. Barths.

At 35 years old, the former Pussycat Doll still has several lives left in her.

The new Maxim Hot 100 list has a severe shortage of Black women ... especially in the top 10 ... where there are zero -- which is NUTS when you consider the highly significant fact that Rihanna exists!

Even crazier? Some of the people allegedly ahead of her.