Humor

If someone told Meghan Trainor to "break a leg" before her 'Tonight Show' appearance -- she took it way too seriously.

She performed her song, "Me Too" Thursday night and turned to face her band for the BIG finish ... which was great. Not so great her pivot back to the microphone.

And you know what always makes a fall worse -- fighting it. Watch ... you'll cringe and then laugh, which is okay since her camp says she didn't get injured.

Fifth Harmony's Ally Brooke is laughing off the loss of her left foot ... in what has to be the one of the greatest blunders in photoshop history.

We caught up with the singer at LAX and asked her about the group's Billboard Magazine spread ... where they inexplicably swapped out her left foot for another rightie. Check out the vid ... Brooke and our photog do a double take to make sure things are all good.

Right on.

Kanye West was grinning from ear-to-ear until his stupidly expensive whip wiped it right off his face.

It all unfolded Wednesday as Yeezy left a meeting at his Calabasas office. Check out the vid ... Kanye looked excited and amped for the day ahead when he hopped into his Maybach, a more than $200k luxury ride ... that failed to launch. You gotta see his look of despair.

Kendra Wilkinson's rap career is off to a rocky start ... it seems whatever she recorded she did under the influence, because she just can't spit the rhymes.

It may be a good thing ... after our photog gives the former Playmate a beat, she throws down a verse or 2 ... and it's, well, just watch.

Maybe rapping is just a diversion so she doesn't have to talk smack about Holly.

When in Rome, DON'T EAT DOG FOOD ... or you'll regret it, just like Serena Williams -- who just went nuclear all over her hotel toilet.

Serena's in Italy for a tennis tourney -- and became curious when she saw her hotel had a special pet menu that included a salmon and rice dish.

Serena ordered it up for her dog Chip -- but decided to taste a spoonful for herself first.

BAD DECISION!!!

"Let's fast forward to two hours ... I just ran to the toilet like i thought i was gonna pass out!"

#FeelBetterSerena #LightAmatchWhenYoureDone

Just because he's cool with people using it, doesn't mean Michael Jordan LIKES the "crying face" meme that took over the Internet -- in fact, his friend Charles Oakley says MJ hates it.

As we previously reported, Jordan has said he's "monitoring" the crying face fad to make sure no one uses it commercially, but essentially gave his blessing to the web to continue using it as the go-to gag for sadness.

Oakley, like Jordan, says he understands why people are doing it -- but when it comes to actually liking the joke ... MJ ain't a fan.

The Kardashians just did what no lineman could ever do ... they stopped Lawrence Taylor dead in his tracks.

Here's how brutal it is to break into the biz -- an aspiring model/actress is lucky she still has eyes, ears and a nose after a 4-prop drone smashed into her face during a photo shoot.

Jess Adams was helping a photographer friend Saturday with a clothing shoot in Malibu. Jess, who's appeared on "Community," says it was her first time working with a drone.

It had all the makings of a perfect shot ... on a rocky bluff, waves crashing, the wind blowing and what Jess says was her "seductively eye-f******" the drone camera lens. And then ... WHAM!!

Jess doesn't think it was a piloting error ... rather the drone rode a gust of wind directly into her face.

She suffered a few scrapes and bruises, but still got checked out in the ER. Jess is handling it like a champ, saying ... "If you're gonna get hit in the face with a drone better at least be able to watch it and die laughing."

Fresh off her divorce settlement, Kaley Cuoco's cozying up to her new boyfriend, and while it's plenty clear he has NO interest in her fortune ... he's more than happy to be her bag man!

Kaley and Karl Cook did dinner Monday in NYC, and as they stepped out of their ride her arms were full with a coat, while Karl toted what looked like her purse. Classic move --- for an old married couple, but these 2 have only been dating for a few months.

As we first reported, Kaley held on to all of her $72 million 'Big Bang Theory' money in the divorce from tennis pro Ryan Sweeting ... thanks to an ironclad prenup.

Marlon Wayans didn't wait for a photog to finish his question before UNLOADING on Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian.

We caught up with the comedian at LAX who roasted the parents-to-be, poking fun at Blac Chyna's baby bump and her ass. Check out the video ... Marlon had a bunch of Kardashian material ready, and gave us his greatest hits.

Travis Scott should stick to rapping and stay far away from any work as a valet driver ... cuz the dude rammed his Lambo into a parked car.

Scott was leaving the Glendale Galleria last week and you can see, he was in a hurry to get out of there. In fact, he was in such a rush ... he backed right into the car behind him.

By the looks of things, the damage was minor to non-existent and Scott was able to leave on his own after the other driver gave an OK.

Michael Buble can add acting chops to his resume ... 'cause the beloved crooner pulled a cruel, cold-blooded and HYSTERICAL prank on one of our photogs!

We spotted the singer walking around Bev Hills, and asked him about fellow singer Josh Groban possibly replacing Michael Strahan on 'Live.' Buble was NOT in the mood to talk ... or so it appeared.

The video is so awesome ... it almost makes up for Buble's recent corn on the cob fiasco, which he tried to explain away to our guy.

Ever wonder what Chewbacca looked like under all that fur??

Here's Miami Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton doing his best Wookie impression during a gym sesh earlier Wednesday -- a tribute to 'Star Wars' day (May the 4th Be With You).

Fun Fact -- the new 'Star Wars' movie reportedly made $2 BILLION at the box office. Giancarlo's current contract is worth roughly 1/6th of that.

Floyd Mayweather doesn't care how famous you are -- he's gonna talk smack right to your face ... just ask rapper Jim Jones.

The two squared off in a 2-on-2 hoops game in Miami -- and Floyd let his mouth run ... guaranteeing victory over the "We Fly High" rapper.

Jones didn't just stand and take it -- he returned the smack talk ... and a pretty intense game broke out.

A bunch of drunk guys on a bachelor party weekend thought it would be funny to dress the groom up like Mike Ditka on Friday and go to Ditka's steakhouse in Chicago.

Turns out ... BEST. IDEA. EVER!!!

The bachelor, David Barnett, lives in Florida -- but his buddies threw the party in Chicago so they could party during NFL Draft weekend. Barnett's also a huge Bears fan.

And because every bachelor party needs drunken buffoonery ... the guys made Barnett dress up like Da Coach for their dinner at Ditka's.

As fate would have it, Mike was actually in the restaurant that night ... heard about his boozy doppelganger ... and came over for a face-to-legendary-face meeting.

Kevin Hart ended his world tour with a major bang -- as in the sound his body made when it took a nasty fall onstage.

Kevin's last stop on his "What Now" tour was in Honolulu Saturday night, and as he made a triumphant exit ... he suddenly got taken out! Flat on his ass.

He explained what went wrong, later on his social media, and it sounds like someone on the crew is gonna have some explaining to do. Or maybe that person's already been fired.