Snooki to Judge: They Got Nuthin!!!!

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Snooki from "Jersey Shore" (like there's another one) just pled not guilty to three charges following her arrest on July 30 in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

Snooki -- who was not present today in Seaside Heights Municipal Court -- faces misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, creating a nuisance and annoying people at the beach (for real).

As we previously reported, Snooks plans on fighting the charges tooth and overly-manicured nail.

Snooki's next court date is set for September 8 ... she faces a couple of hundred dollars in fines if convicted.

Snooki -- I Ain't Goin' Down Without a Fight!

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Get ready for a war in Jersey -- because TMZ has learned Snooki is launching a full-scale legal offensive over her messy arrest in Seaside Heights last month.

Snooki's lawyer is demanding that prosecutors turn over all of the evidence they plan to use against the "Jersey Shore" star in her disorderly conduct case ... and that includes everything from witnesses to lab reports to photos and even video footage.

And there should be plenty of that -- in fact, TMZ posted several photos of Snooki partying earlier that day with a beer bong ... though it does appear that she was only pouring soda into the funnel.

But this video of her desperately trying to mount a bicycle ... and then falling off of it ... could be harder to explain.

'Jersey Shore's' Ronnie Busted Over Parking Tickets

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"Jersey Shore" cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was taken in to custody by Seaside Heights PD this morning ... and we're told it's all over unpaid parking tickets.

A source close to production tells TMZ ... Ronnie went in to the police station this morning, paid the tickets, and is already home.

Compared to other "Shore" police activity, this one was pretty minor.

UPDATE: A press release from the Seaside Heights PD says, "On August 15, 2010 Ronald Ortiz was placed under arrest for outstanding warrants from two separate jurisdictions ... Mr. Ortiz was transported to the Seaside Heights Police Department where he was processed and later released after satisfying the conditions of these warrants."

Ronnie and Sammi Grease & Sweat & Muscles

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Greasy and hairless second tier "Jersey Shore" cast members Ronnie and Sammi took time out from unnaturally tanning to do it the old-fashioned way yesterday on the beach in Seaside Heights, NJ.

GT and more T.

'Jersey Shore' -- New Girl A Season 1 Reject

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The newest guidette on "Jersey Shore" knows all about rejection -- producers kicked her overly-tanned ass to the curb when she tried out for Season 1 ... and TMZ has obtained

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The foulmouthed Snook-alike -- 23-year-old Deena Nicole Cortese -- originally auditioned for the show last year ... right around the time Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the cast interviewed for a spot on the show.

It's unclear why Deena didn't make the show the first time around -- during her audition, she drops the F-bomb 21 times in 3 minutes.

TMZ Live: Lohan, Snooki, and Bill Cosby

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We took your questions on everything -- including Lindsay Lohan being released from jail and then sent to rehab, Snooki being arrested for disorderly conduct, and Bill Cosby lives on despite Twitter rumors to the contrary.

Plus: Chelsea Clinton, Alicia Keys, and T.I. all got married this past weekend.

Snooki's Mug Shot Her Mascara Runneth Over

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TMZ has obtained Snooki's mug shot -- taken moments after the Seaside Heights PD arrested the "Jersey Shore" star for disorderly conduct Friday afternoon.

Snooki -- aka Nicole Polizzi -- was in held in custody for several hours ... before she was released on her own recognizance.

As we previously reported, Snooki had been partying on the boardwalk earlier in the day with a beer bong ... and at one point, she fell off of a bicycle.

Sources tell us Snooki went out to dinner with one of her cast members after the incident last night.

Snooki -- A Little Loopy

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Snooki didn't get arrested yesterday -- instead she hit up a few rides on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights.

This time if Snooki thought the room was spinning, it had nothing to do with drinking.

Angelina's Boyfriend -- Banned from 'Jersey' Set

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TMZ has learned Angelina Pivarnick's cop boyfriend has been banned from the "Jersey Shore" set -- but the people who laid down law weren't MTV execs ... they were his own superiors.

Angie's boyfriend Paul Imperiale -- who is a police officer in Seaside Heights, NJ -- tells TMZ his bosses won't let him go anywhere near the "Jersey" production anymore ... after he was busted for "sticking up for my girlfriend" while wearing his uniform recently.

TMZ also spoke to Police Chief Boyd, who says Paul was "spoken to" and will be reassigned "to an area where there will be noconflict."

Now if "Jersey" could only get rid of Angelina...

Snooki's Boozy Faceplant Right Before the Arrest

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TMZ has obtained footage -- pretty painful footage -- showing a wobbly Snooki trying to get on a bicycle right before she was arrested earlier today ... and as you can imagine ... gravity wins.

Some time after the faceplant ... Snooki did something to attract the attention of Seaside Heights police ... who eventually arrested the "Jersey Shore" star for disorderly conduct.

Snooki Arrested in Jersey -- Disorderly Conduct

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Snooki from "Jersey Shore" was just arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ ... TMZ has confirmed.

Law enforcement sources tell us the Seaside Heights PD busted Snooki moments ago for disorderly conduct. The details of that conduct are unclear.

We're told Snooki -- real name Nicole Polizzi -- is currently in police custody.

Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong ... only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola. We're told she was also seen at a local bar taking "body shots."

UPDATE 3:22 PM PT: Snooki has been released from custody.

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TMZ Live: Montag, Snooki, and 'American Idol'

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We took your questions on everything -- including Oksana Grigorieva's scathing message to Mel Gibson, Kara DioGuardi getting booted from "American Idol", Heidi Montag filing for divorce from Spencer Pratt.

Plus: Snooki arrested in New Jersey!

'DWTS' Might Have a Situation on Its Hands

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The apocalypse is nigh -- TMZ has learned The Situation is desperately trying to expand his empire ... entering into secret negotiations to appear on the next season of "Dancing with the Stars."

Nothing's official yet -- but according to sources close to the reality star, the deadline for negotiations is Monday ... so we should have a definite answer by then.

The Sitch's manager, Mike Petolino, begs to differ, telling TMZ, "There are no plans for DWTS at this moment."

TMZ Live: Jackson, Allred, and 'Jersey Shore'

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We took your questions today on everything -- including Katherine Jackson saying she hasn't been doing well since MJ's death, Gloria Allred's plans to not eat for a month, and Chris Tucker owing $11 million in back taxes.

Plus: The new "Jersey Shore" member dropping N-bombs.

'Jersey Shore' -- New Chick Drops the N-Bomb

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She hasn't even appeared on the show yet -- but the new chick on "Jersey Shore" is already up to her spray-tanned neck in controversy ... after a video surfaced in which she drops the N-bomb.

The foul-mouthed female is Deena Nicole Cortese -- the same chick who sucked down a beer bong with Snooki in Seaside Heights this weekend.

Turns out Deena recorded a video blog on her MySpace page back in 2008 -- in which she rants about the way she's been treated by some dudes ... swears revenge ... and then says to the camera, "We're gonna play you out, n**ga."

Sources close to production confirm Deena will be appearing in a number of episodes during the third season of "Jersey" ... but she isn't considered a "permanent" cast member.

MTV had no comment on the N-bomb situation.

Better Abs: The Situation vs. The SituAsian

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"Jersey Shore" stomach flasher The Situation has found his Asian-American hairless abdominal twin in the form of wannabe "K-Town" reality star The SituAsian aka Peter Le.

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