Lindsay Lohan -- Knocking Back a Cold One

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Lindsay Lohan flashed a little arm and a little leg as she left her sober living facility yesterday with an ice cold root beer in her hand.

Let this be the only beer we ever see her with.

Kim Kardashian and Her New Man: Jingle All the Way

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Kim Kardashian began her evening kicking off the festivities at the Z100 Jingle Ball in NYC last night ... but ended it with her new beau, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries.

The new couple was spotted all over town, finally getting snapped together as they returned to their hotel in the wee hours of the morning.

Good to see someone on the Nets finally scoring.

Jake Gyllenhaal -- Driving Miss Swift

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Jake Gyllenhaal went cruising with rumored girlfriend Taylor Swift in L.A. on Thursday.

The 29-year-old is definitely the one in the driver's seat in this relationship.

New 'OC Housewife' Flashes Her Brazilian Booty

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She may be the newest cast member of "The Real Housewives of Orange County," but Fernanda Rocha is a pro when it comes to showing off her gorgeous goods.

The bisexual personal trainer -- who specializes in a workout called Brazilian Booty -- further bronzed her already golden bikini body on Laguna Beach this week.

Unreal.

Britney Spears -- Back in the U.S.A.

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Britney Spears returned from her romantic weekend in Mexico with boyfriend Jason Trawick and did a little holiday shopping in L.A. on Monday night.

Looks like Brit's "lily-white southern Louisiana ass" got a little sun-kissed.

Brad Pitt: Angelina's Booty Is Up for Grabs

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Brad Pitt used the NYC premiere of "The Tourist" on Monday night to cop a feel of Angelina Jolie's backside.

Brad is supportive of all of Angie's parts.

Oprah's Audience Gets Swarmed Down Under

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The 300 lucky "Oprah" audience members who won an eight-day trip to Australia on the show back in September finally arrived in Sydney on Tuesday to a full-on media frenzy.

The audience members told reporters they still don't know the specifics of their travel itinerary.

When Oprah treats you to a trip ... you just go.

Kelly Ripa Too Hip for Her Own Good

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Using a pair of crutches, Kelly Ripa slowly made her way to a doctor's office in NYC on Monday.

The 40-year-old revealed on "Live with Regis and Kelly" she has a stress fracture on her right hip and can't exercise for 3 to 6 weeks.

Ugg.

Brad & Angelina's Twins Get Carried Away

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie shared parenting duties as each carried one of their adorable twins, Knox and Vivienne, out of a store this weekend.

The Big Apple is now officially the twin city.

Britney Spears -- Feliz Cumpleaños

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Britney Spears made good on her Twitter pledge to have a romantic weekend with boyfriend Jason Trawick -- landing in Mexico for some quality time south of the border.

If Britney gets a little color while she's there, you'll be able to kiss her tan southern Louisiana a**!

Josh Duhamel You Can't Keep a Good Man Down

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Before Josh Duhamel had a run-in with a flight attendant on a plane ... he had a run-in with a car on the streets of NYC.

As TMZ first reported, Duhamel was escorted off of a flight from NY to KY after he refused to turn off his BlackBerry.

The pics (above) were taken after Josh left FAO Schwarz with Fergie, but hours before he went to the airport. The slip was totally innocent -- Josh and Fergie were being following by paparazzi as they got in their car to leave the famous toy store.

Boom boom pow.

Xtina's New Man -- It's Getting Personal

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Christina Aguilera's new arm candy, Matthew Rutler, is skipping his band's gig this weekend ... yet showed up at LAX today with the blonde bombshell. Did he find a higher paying gig?

The Nate Mott Band posted on it's Facebook page on Wednesday: "Do (sic) to personal reasons Matthew Rutler our guitarist will not be ableto perform at Twin Rivers Casino Friday Night."

Best "personal reason" ever.

Justin Bieber -- Now With Mustache

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Sick of the pre-pubescent peach fuzz facial hair, 16-year-old Justin Bieber decided to give himself a mustache last night ... with the help of some black ink.

Fake it 'til you make it.

Uma & Quentin Downing Booze from Her Shoes

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Quentin Tarantino got a little taste of heaven last night -- when the foot-obsessed director was allowed to drink champagne out of the Holy Grail of foot-fetish receptacles ... Uma Thurman's stiletto.

It all went down the hatch at Quentin's Friar's Club Roast in New York City -- where Uma made Quentin's dreams come true by pouring them two shoefuls of the bubbly stuff.

From the look of things ... one of them knocked it back with a bit more vigor than the other.

Toe-riffic.

LeBron Parties 'til 2AM ... then Crushes Pistons

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Before the Miami Heat destroyed the Detroit Pistons last night, LeBron James got into the zone ... by partying with some teammates into the early hours on Wednesday morning.

Just hours before the Pistons game, LeBron was spotted leaving Miami's Lucky Strike bowling alley around 2 AM in a douche bag Orange Jeep.

'Bron spent the night hanging out with embattled boxer Floyd Mayweather.

Maybe he needed to pick up some tips before his super-highly anticipated return to Cleveland tonight ... where he's set to square off with the Cavs ... and thousands of angry fans.

Tony Parker & Eva Longoria -- Table for Two Exes

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria reunited for a lunch date in L.A. on Wednesday -- two weeks after she filed to divorce him in Cali ... which was followed by Tony's own filing in Texas. Awwwwkward.

They met on neutral ground ... at a hotel in the L.A. area. Tony was in town because his San Antonio Spurs played the Clippers last night -- but based on Eva's gestures and Tony's expressions ... we're guessing there was little hoops strategy discussed.

No lawyers were present to split the bill.