Party All The Time

Khloe Kardashian ditched the family and returned to the U.S. today by herself -- arriving in NYC after Kim and Kanye's wedding.

We're guessing Khloe's just on the East Coast for work (whatever that means for the Kardashians) -- and not fleeing the fam a la Rob.

Meanwhile, Kris and Bruce Jenner flew non-stop from Paris to LAX ... along with Kylie, Kendall ... and, of course, granddaughter North.

Kris was pushing North's stroller as they left the terminal moments ago ... with the usual crush of cameras.

After all that fanfare in Europe ... nothing's changed back home.

Kanye West paid tribute to his new family by calling them "the most remarkable people of our time." He's clearly delusional, but we'll give them this ... the Kardashian's know how to plan a menu.

So here's the grub for the Florence reception:

PRIMO PLATTO

Homemade mezzelune pasta stuffed with ricotta cheese, thyme and marjoram, with parmigiano zabaglione and golden curls.

Mezzelune de pasta fresca al timo e maggiorana con ricotta fresca allo zabajone de parmigiano e riccioli de foglia d'oro

PIATTO DI MEZZO

Monkfish fillet in crust of aromatic herbs on a bed of pureed celeriac millefeuille of tropea, sweet onions and vitelotte potatoes.

Filetto di rana pescatrice in crosta de erbette aromatici(sp?) su purea di sedano rapa milleoglie di cipolle di rosse di tropea e patate vitelotte.

SECOND PLATTO

Beef fillet with brunello di montalgimo sauce, potato tarte seasoned with truffle green beans.

Cuore di filetto di manzo al brunello dimontalcimo, tortino de patate dolci at tartufo, covoncino di fagiolini al vapore.

DESSERT

Homemade strawberry sorbet

Sorbetto artiginale alla fragola

Wedding Cake

Torta nuziale

As we previously reported ... the bride and groom took separate private planes to Italy with their respective parties -- while other guests hopped aboard what looks like a charter 737.

Kim Kardashian took her girls out for the bachelorette party ... and at least one of 'em whipped out her girls -- yes, we're talking boobs.

KK and 7 other chicks -- including BFF Brittny Gastineau -- rolled up to the Louvre last night to take group pics, but in this video makeup artist Joyce Bonelli totally jacked the spotlight.

Or at least her rack did.

Kim's sisters passed on the Louvre fun -- but they were with the group for dinner earlier in the evening. They shoulda picked the Louvre.

Lindsay Lohan's motto is when in Rome, Paris, L.A., Secaucus ... Cannes ... doesn't really matter -- as long as you keep the party going ... which she did in a French nightclub last night.

LiLo shrugged off her sobriety struggles, and hit up VIP Room in Cannes -- and while she wasn't seen drinking on camera ... she was surrounded by the worst temptations -- alcohol and French guys.

Lindsay Lohan is in Cannes posting sexy selfies with a mystery Black guy -- and the last time she did that, the dude got run over ... by Lindsay ... allegedly.

Which makes this a PSA for the new guy. Hope he's paying attention.

Ashley Tisdale celebrated her bachelorette party with pal Vanessa Hudgens on a huge yacht in Miami -- and Ash made sure to flaunt her ass in a tiny thong before it's, y'know ... locked down for life.

Thanks, bikinis!

Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton are NOT banging ... in fact, she couldn't stand to spend more than a half-hour with him because he wouldn't stop playing his own songs ... TMZ has learned.

Paris and Justin partied in Cannes Sunday night at Gotha Nightclub. There are reports that the 2 got cozy ... with the 33-year-old climbing into Justin's 20-year-old lap ... then leaving for his house.

But here's the deal. We're told 50 people went back to Justin's house -- Paris was never alone with him. And something else we were told ... she said the party was lame and couldn't stand the fact that Justin was playing his own songs ... so she left after half an hour.

Who needs Mardi Gras? Matthew McConaughey had his own party in New Orleans when Brad Pitt started launching beers to him ... from a balcony across the street!

The only thing that could've made it better -- New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees throwing footballs down the street.. Yeah, that happened too!

Reese Witherspoon's been a lot more fun lately ... The Proof? Let's just say, 24 proof.

Reese let loose Saturday night, looking pretty tipsy as she got on stage to sing "Jackson" with Kenny Chesney ... and she paid a pretty penny for the duet.

Maybe nostalgia prompted her to drop $24,000 for Drew Brees' foundation at a bash hosted by Matthew McConaughey. In return she got to sing at the House of Blues in New Orleans.

Reese swayed and shimmied in a white lace dress, and even pretended to pick at her teeth -- real country style.

After warbling the first few notes she hit her stride ... then faltered again.

Hollywood clubgoers got body slammed HARD last night in a showdown with security guards at Lure Nightclub ... and the brawl was captured on video.

Watch the video ... you see the bouncers -- the guys in white polo shirts and black shorts -- slam a couple of partyers outside the club's weekly 'Do Over' party. The civilians get in a couple of shots too.

This brawl comes on the heels of the Supperclub brawl involving The Game, T.I., their posses and LAPD officers -- and just days after Game claimed cops were pressuring Lure to ban rappers and minorities.

As we told you ... Game squashed his beef with Lure and partied there Saturday.

No one had a cooler moment this weekend than Matthew McConaughey ... when Brad Pitt tossed him a beer from one New Orleans balcony to another. Alright, alright, alright!

McConaughey was in town for a charity event ... hanging out on a balcony in the French Quarter ... with Pitt hanging out on his own balcony across the way.

At one point in the video, you see Pitt yell to McConaughey, "You need a beer? I'll get you a beer." He then disappears into his home, comes back with a can of beer, and then tosses it several feet ... right to McConaughey.

The Game went clubbing at Lure in Hollywood Saturday night ... the same club he accused of working with the LAPD to block out minorities -- and he insinuates they paid him off.

As we previously reported, Game said he was persona non grata at Lure -- where the popular Toxic event takes place every week -- after the LAPD and club management agreed to make minorities and rappers unwelcome -- a claim which both the LAPD and Lure deny.

Game says he met with promoters for the club and everyone apologized.

A rep from Lure tells TMZ ... they did pay Game, but they made it seem like it was an appearance fee and not a settlement.

The word "duh" has never been more appropriate ... because cops in Chula Vista say they didn't arrest one single underage drinker Thursday night at the Journey concert.

It's unclear if the statistic was a result of the CRACKDOWN cops called for to prevent kids from boozing at the show ... or, more likely, there just aren't underage people hitting up Journey concerts to get wasted these days!!

Officials did say there WAS a large number of people under 21 at the Sleep Train Ampitheatre last night ... so, whatever the case ... SUCCESS!!

SORRY UNDERAGE KIDS, your days of getting hammered at Journey concerts are OVER!!!!!!

At least in Chula Vista, CA ... where cops say the local PD is DOUBLING its patrol out of fear underage drinking will run rampant when the band takes the stage.

For the record, no ... it's not still 1983.

But seriously, the Chula Vista PD just issued the following release to the media:

"CVPD will be enforcing ZERO TOLERANCE for underage drinking and public intoxication at the Journey concert tonight at Sleep Train Amphitheatre. We will be doubling our enforcement efforts to combat underage drinking and public intoxication both during the concert and the pre-concert tailgating activities.

Underage drinkers will be cited and removed from the venue without a refund for their ticket. Officers will also be on the look out for excessive drinking that is disruptive and/or a safety concern. Intoxicated patrons will be denied access to the event and NO refunds will be given."

Lamar Odom's rejection at the door of Penthouse nightclub wasn't just humiliating because Khloe Kardashian was inside with French Montana -- it also sucked because reality show cams caught the whole mess.

Unless LO knew the plot all along??? Hmm ... something wicked this way comes.