V-Day is just around the corner -- and with all the rumors about marriage troubles for Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith ... there's one question on everyone's mind ... WHO is Jada's Valentine this year?
The answer might surprise you.
TMZ broke the story ... Will and Jada had bounced back from a rough patch last summer, when reports circulated that the couple was separating. So, still going strong for Feb. 14?
Don't let anyone tell you Barack Obama lacks cojones -- because this weekend in Hawaii, the POTUS himself sacrificed his body to make a diving catch in a hardcore beach football game ... and TMZ has the pics.
The pics were snapped New Year's Day at the Kaneohe Marine Corps Base on Oahu, where the President and the first family stayed for their 10-day vacation.
Obama -- who's pretty ripped for a 50-year-old -- makes some shockingly athletic plays ... diving for catches, tossing up some Hail Marys, and juking people all over the place.
When was the last time a President did THAT?!?
Obama and the fam arrived back in DC early Tuesday morning -- where Mr. President will begin to quarterback his re-election campaign.
Kim Kardashian seems to be getting over her failed, very short marriage ... at least for an evening. She closed out 2011 by hosting a New Year's Eve party at TAO nightclub in Las Vegas last night.
There are reports that Kim, who arrived in Vegas via private jet, raked in $60,000 for the gig.
Kim's mom Kris was front and center ... and Mark Ballas was there in case she decided to break out and dance. Thankfully, she didn't.
Wonder if there are any auld acquaintances that Kim would rather be forgot and never brought to mind?
Unless your New Year's Eve party featured Steven Tyler and Alice Cooper on the same stage performing the classic song "Come Together" ... you were not at the coolest NYE around.
Tyler and Cooper performed at Mala Restaurant in Wailea, Hawaii ... and Cooper can be seen reading the lyrics to keep up with Tyler, who covered the classic Beatles track with Aerosmith back in 1978. Watch closely for a Weird Al cameo as well.
Tyler also performed "Sweet Emotion" and "Walk This Way."
There were no streamers, no confetti and no countdown to midnight for "Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood this year -- because TMZ has learned the jail she's currently in didn't celebrate New Year's Eve ... at all.
According to law enforcement sources, Madison County Jail in Indiana did not do anything to mark the New Year. We're told visiting hours on Saturday were only from 7:00-7:30 PM, but Portwood had no visitors on the schedule.
But don't worry, Amber wasn't alone. Our sources tell us that due to overcrowding, Amber has been transferred out of the cell she shared with one other inmate ... and into a room with several other inmates -- whose convictions range from probation violation to dealing a controlled substance.
And if you think Amber just put her head down and caught some shut eye on NYE, think again -- as part of moving into that large room, instead of a bed ... she slept on a vinyl mattress that sits on a concrete floor.
Vanessa Bryant is single and ready to mingle -- and TMZ has learned she'll be spending her New Year's Eve at a VIP table in one of the hottest clubs in Las Vegas.
According to our sources, Vanessa has reservations at Surrender, which is located inside the Encore hotel. It's the same hotel Paris Hilton was spotted at earlier this week.
We're told Vanessa has booked a table for herself and a slew of female friends. No guys will be part of the group ... but we're guessing she won't have a hard time finding some.
Amber Portwood's second-to-last meal of 2011 won't be leaving her with fond memories ... but at least there will be KOOL-AID!!!
The "Teen Mom" star is currently behind bars at Madison County Jail in Indiana, awaiting her late January court date on possible probation violations.
According to our sources, Portwood's lunch today will consist of a turkey sandwich on white bread with American cheese, fruit cocktail, and Kool-Aid to drink.
Portwood's Xmas dinner wasn't much better -- she dined on turkey sausage pizza, a side of carrots (cold, not steamed), peas and some pineapple.
If the food doesn't scare her straight, nothing will.
Even Hollywood's A-list can get a little hazy once the clock strikes midnight on December 31. See if you can you guess the celebrity ringing in the New Year! 10 ... 9 .... 8 ...
The Lohans came together for a traditional family Christmas photo on Sunday -- but one person was conspicuously missing ...
While Ali, Dina, Mike Jr., Lindsay, and Cody chowed down in Long Island to commemorate the birthday of Jesus -- Michael Lohan was stuck in Florida ... completing his court-ordered 4-month stint at a treatment center, which includes a domestic violence intervention program.
Sources close to the Lohans tell us, it was pretty joyous -- lots of gifts, delicious food, and no one jumping off a 3-story balcony.
Lindsay Lohan is adamant ... there's no way in hell she's gonna blow the progress she's made with her judge just to count backwards from ten.
Sources close to the actress tell TMZ ... she's gotten a bunch of offers to host various ragers on NYE ... but she's turned down every last one.
We're told Lindsay is desperately trying to change her party girl image ... and she feels staying out of the NYE madness is a major step in the right direction.
Lohan's decision is a costly one -- some stars have raked in 6-figure checks for partying on New Year's Eve. But we're told Lindsay -- who received high marks from the judge just earlier this month -- doesn't think a check would be worth it.
Lindsay plans to ring in 2012 with a few close friends at her home ... although she may go out to dinner before the final countdown.
Lindsay Lohan is adamant ... there's no way in hell she's gonna blow the progress she's made with her judge just to count backwards from ten. 
Kim Kardashian took her turn on Santa's lap during the Kardashian family's Christmas Eve party this weekend?
