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Wiener Dog On The Loose

At The Ballpark

Players Can't Catch Him

9/2/2015 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The El Paso Chihuahuas -- a Triple-A baseball team -- had a great idea to get fans amped up for the start of their game ... have a race with a bunch of Dachshunds (wiener dogs).

The Wienerschnitzel weenie dog race went smoothly in the beginning ... then all hell broke loose when one pup broke free from the pack and turned the field into his own personal playground.

Get ready to see the most exciting -- and funny -- thing to ever happen on a Minor League field.

Underwater Cuteness

Seal Loves Belly Rub By Diver

9/1/2015 11:39 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Seals really are the dogs of the sea ... and like dogs on land, these underwater pooches love to get their bellies rubbed too.

This smiley seal just kept pulling the diver's hand back in for some extra lovin' ... not wanting the rub fest to stop ... and you won't want this video to end after seeing how happy he is.

The Future Of Fishing

Snags Fish

With A Drone

9/1/2015 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Derek Klingenberg is a farmer and a drone visionary ... 'cause he turned his little spy craft into a high tech fishing pole.

As if fishing wasn't lazy enough ... now you can do it from the comfort of your own couch.

It's too bad the drone can't scale and gut the fish too.

Adorable Beagle Puppy

Please Don't Roll Up The Window

8/31/2015 11:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

How could anyone deny this cute little puppy eyed beagle of anything?

This droopy faced pooch just wanted his big floppy ears to catch some breeze while going on a ride ... too bad for him, his little paws weren't strong enough to hold down the window.

Cuteness levels are off the charts on this video.

Cannibal Croc

Bites Foot Off Other Croc

in Feeding Frenzy

8/28/2015 3:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Crocodiles don't mess around when it comes to feeding ... and this poor croc had to learn the hard way when he got in the way during lunch.

Even though he just lost a limb ... he gives the offending croc a look like, "Bro, did you just eat my foot?!"

Hungry hungry  hippos crocodiles.

Best Combo Ever

Bambi And Boobs

8/28/2015 1:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Bambi found a new friend to play with ... and we can only assume that the name the forest animals gave her was Plumper.

Can't help but feel a little jealous of Bambi in this video. 

'Hawaii Five-0' Star Paige Hurd

I Want to Buy that Dog You're Walking!

8/27/2015 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0824_Paige-Hurd_puppy_tmz_wm2"Hawaii Five-0" star Paige Hurd wants what she wants when she wants it ... and that goes for random dogs she sees on the street.

Paige was walking near the Staples Center in L.A. Sunday when she saw a guy walking a 3-month-old female Bullmastiff.

She started fawning over the pooch and one thing led to another -- he said he had a whole litter at home --  and suddenly it became a transaction. Paige agreed to pay $700 on the spot for the pup.

Problem #1... she didn't have the money, so Paige ran to an ATM. Problem #2 ... she could only withdraw $500, so a family member fronted her the balance.

So Roxxie Redd -- formerly known as Barbie -- is now part of the Hurd.

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Happy Bath Time

Dog Loves Splashing In Tub

8/26/2015 3:11 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This golden retriever's tongue is hanging out its mouth 'cause it’s either trying to catch its breath or it's extremely happy ... but in any case it's mind numbingly adorable.

#NationalDogDay

Australian Nightmare

Horde Of Kangaroos

Surround A Guy

8/26/2015 12:14 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

People seem to have their zombie apocalypse escape plans ready ... but after watching this video maybe everyone should start getting their plans in order for the kangaroo apocalypse.

Ben Vezina's nice bike ride in Hawkstowe Park, Australia went from pleasant to downright creepy ... when tons of kangaroos gathered around the bike path and just stared as he rode by.

Ben wasn't harmed during his terrifying trip ... but we're sure he'll never go down that path again.

Rolling Down A Hill

Bear Having A Ball

8/24/2015 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Having fun is just one of those simple bare necessities of life ... and this bear was forgetting about his worries and his strife while he was playing around out in the wild.

Wherever these tourists wandered, wherever they roamed, they couldn't contain their laughter ... watching the adorable grizzly from a really far/safe distance as he rolled down a grassy hill.

This video is definitely one of Old Mother Nature's recipes for a good laugh.

#JungleBookReferences 

Beat The Heat

Family Of Bears

Take A Dip In A Pool

8/21/2015 10:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It’s been scorching this summer and it must be twice as hot if you’re covered in fur … probably why this family of bears decided to cool down in the Baso family pool.

Mama bear got to chill as she soaked in the water while her little cubs played around with pool toys.

Every family needs a little vacation … even a family of bears.

Open Water Hilarity

Perfect Comedic Timing

For Blue Whale

8/20/2015 11:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

This gigantic blue whale just proved scientists don't know everything ... with some deep sea humor that left a zoologist speechless.

Mark Carwardine was trying to play up for the camera how hard his job is trying to spot the giant sea mammals out in their natural environment ... when he got a big blue photobomb.

Whoever said animals don't have a sense of humor hasn't seen this video.

Mally Mall and Malaysia

Snaked in Hollywood

8/20/2015 6:46 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Mally Mall and Malaysia wore fancy boas Wednesday after celebrating her birthday, and it looks like they've hooked up.

The famed hip-hop producer and "Basketball Wives" star had dinner at the House of Macau, where it appears he placed a necklace around ... her neck.

Cut to their exit, where dudes on Hollywood Blvd. walk around with boa constrictors ... which accentuated the neckwear of both. 

And then they slithered away ... and so did the snakes. 

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