Stitchesis so unpopular ... he can't even get tatted up.
Stitches got turned down flat by a celebrity tattoo artist in the O.C. The rapper, who famously got knocked out by Wack 100 during a beef with The Game, called Chapter X's Muddymoney for fresh ink that would link his "F*** a Job" tat to his Tupac ink, which sits atop his "cocaine" one.
Muddy -- who's tatted everyone from Flea to Dodgers star Matt Kemp -- tells us he doesn't want his art associated with "garbage work." Muddy adds Stitches style conflicts with the shop's family friendly, drug-free vibe.
As the saying goes, he couldn't get arrested in this town ... but in Stitches' case, he probably could.
A tattoo removal company wants to put a smile on Stitches' face ... other than the permanent Joker-style one he already has.
TMZ has obtained a letter from LaserAway to Stitches -- the nation's leader in ink removal is offering to erase the rapper's face tats pro bono. Why? According to the letter, they feel badly ... the guy's had a rough couple of weeks.
LaserAway isn't being stingy either -- the gift is valued at $10k. Which seems like an accurate estimate since his mug is covered with an assault rifle, a spider and the phrase "F*** a Job".
We're unsure if he'll accept the gift ... but we do know he'll be able to handle the pain. He's used to his face stinging by now.
After a long night of partying, most people just crave fast food on the couch. If you're Justin Bieber, you hanker for late night tattoos.
We're told Bieber returned early Thursday to his digs at The Villa Casa Casuarina, formally known as the Versace Mansion, desperate for some fresh ink. Biebs' crew scrambled and rang up Miami tattoo artist Dan Price.
Price tells us Bieber wanted a globe in the middle of angel wings, but ended up going with just the wings.
Ben Affleck is like a phoenix rising from the ashes ... or at least his back is.
Affleck was spotted on set this week with a giant tattoo on his back and most people figured it was just for the movie, but our sources say not only is the ink 100% real, it's actually been there for a while.
We actually got a glimpse of the artwork in July, but again ... everyone just assumed it was for a role. We're told the tatt was already a work in progress when things went south with Jennifer Garner.
Did the SEC photoshop a picture of Heisman Trophy candidate Derrick Henry to get rid of his arm tattoos and give him a more clean cut image???
That's what a lot of people are saying after taking a look at the image the SEC tweeted out this week in an effort to congratulate the running back on winning SEC Offensive Player of the Year.
A rep for the SEC tells TMZ Sports the short answer is NO -- but they do admit the pic WAS modified using a filter.
"We didn't photoshop the picture that we posted on social media sites at all," a spokesperson tells us.
"The filter we used is the only explanation for Derrick Henry's tattoos not being visible in the picture. We used that particular filter because it's the same one we have used all year for our player of the week posts."
BTW, Henry is the odds on favorite to win the Heisman this weekend -- and he'll probably get a tattoo to commemorate it.
Former "Ink Master" contestant Madison Loftis, aka Maddie la Belle, found one more benefit to breastfeeding a baby when it bought her extra time before getting thrown in the slammer.
Law enforcement sources tell us Maddie turned herself into Greensboro, N.C. police Tuesday ... four days after a cop originally responded to a call of a domestic dispute she'd had with her boyfriend at their home.
What's interesting is the cop gave her a huge pass ... saying she could turn herself in once she had finished pumping enough breast milk for her 5-month-old daughter, Luna. She's been arrested for assault before so it's possible the cops knew she wasn't a flight risk.
When we reached out to Greensboro police, a rep told us the responding cop cleared it with his supervisor first, then filed a warrant so Maddie could stock up before going to jail. The kids stayed at home with their dad.
Kaley Cuoco opted for another tattoo instead of laser removal when getting the giant reminder of her soon-to-be ex-husband Ryan Sweeting removed from her back.
Cuoco had the giant Roman numerals of their wedding date covered up with what looks like a giant butterfly tattoo. She posted a pic of the finished ink and she said there was no real meaning to the design ... but she seems to be experiencing some kind of metamorphosis.
We're told Cuoco came into the tattoo parlor Tuesday on a whim and was there for about an hour getting the ink.
She paid about $150 for it ... probably a lot less than the checks she'll be paying Sweeting once the divorce is finalized.