Breakups

Bristol sat with "Good Morning America" today to discuss the book -- entitled "Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far" -- claiming she used the word "stolen" because "that's what it felt like."

But Bristol quickly adds -- "I'm not accusing Levi of date rape, or rape at all. But I am just looking back with the adult eyes I have now, and just thinking, that was a foolish decision."

Sources close to Charlie tell TMZ, Natalie Kenly moved out last week -- but hell hath no fury like a Warlock scorned ... because we're told, the actor DEMANDED she return the Mercedes he bought her.

According to sources close to the actor, Charlie brushed off the break-up, claiming it's "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

We're told Charlie's penis celebrated the split by declaring war on the entire world, conquering three women from three different countries -- Mexico, Australia, and Colombia -- the very night Kenly walked out.

Before becoming a single, unattached man again, George Clooney was with his ex-wife Talia Balsam, French actress Celine Beltran, British model Lisa Snowdon, Las Vegas waitress Sarah Larson and, most recently, Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis.

Question is ...

The 32-year-old newly single Italian hottie and her bro hit the high fashion streets of Milan on Wednesday.

The former couple just released a joint statement -- "We are not together anymore. It's very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy."

Who's next????

According to our sources, Hef has a new main girl -- Miss January 2011 Anna Sophia Berglund (above left). According to our sources, Anna has now moved into Hef's room and the two have taken to calling each other "babe" around other people. We're told during a recent movie night at the Playboy Mansion, the two were cuddling and kissing during the entire movie.

One source put it bluntly -- "It's clear Hef has moved on to Anna."

Sources close to Crystal tell us that while Anna was never singled out, the constant presence of girls around wore on Crystal and played a role in her decision to call it off.

And who says Hef isn't maturing? Anna is a whole 24 days older than Crystal!

Sources close to Crystal and Jordan tell us Dr. Phil's son gave her a shoulder to cry on when she fled the Playboy Mansion -- but most of their time has been spent in a Hollywood recording studio ... where they are working on Crystal's new album.

Jordan is a singer/songwriter who used to be on the same label as Crystal.

According to sources connected with the ex-couple, Karissa pulled a cruel bait-and-switch before she dumped the actor.

First, she told Jones she needed to move back into the Playboy mansion for professional reasons ... but after he helped her pack up her stuff ... she dropped the hammer, confessing she was actually moving in with her twin sister ... and their relationship was over.

Sigh. And we were JUST starting to get that damn song out of our heads.

Ex-fiancée Crystal Harris went on KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest this morning -- days after she called off her wedding with Hef -- claiming the Playboy mogul has now bowed out of the marriage game ... for good.

According to Crystal, Hef had only agreed to marry her because he believed it was what she wanted -- and he was actually RELIEVED when she called the whole thing off.

Sources close to Crystal tell us she was fed up with the "couple hundred dollar" weekly allowance she got from Playboy -- and wanted to make her own cheese.

We're told Crystal purely focused on launching her music career -- even with the wedding just days away.

Our sources -- who are all at the mansion -- say Crystal, 25, and Hef, 85, had a nasty argument this weekend on the phone. When the dust settled Crystal decided to 86 the nuptials and quickly moved her stuff out.

The wedding was supposed to go down Saturday. It would have been Hef's, umm ... third marriage.

UPDATE: Hef just tweeted -- "The wedding is off."

Knight was doing a photoshoot near L.A. earlier today when he explained, "We just need some perspective ... that's all it is."

The two made the announcement on their five year wedding anniversary ... putting a relationship on hold that began on reality television when they co-starred on "The Surreal Life" together back in 2005.

TMZ has new information from sources connected to Maria. We're told when Maria found out that Arnold was the father of Mildred Patty Baena's son, she was "hysterical" and wanted to hold a news conference blowing the lid off the scandal.

We're told Maria's friends talked her off a ledge and a plan was eventually hatched to leak the details to the L.A. Times and TMZ.

And we have new information about when Maria found out about the baby. Now we're told Maria learned about Arnold's love child in late April or very early May.

The timeline further supports the story TMZ broke earlier -- that Maria was miserable in her marriage and wanted out for a long time. As we first reported, Maria was looking at pricey L.A. condos back in January with a Beverly Hillls realtor.

Maria has told friends for nearly two years she wanted a divorce but never pulled the trigger. Maria, we're told, is now ready to end the marriage.