Kim Kardashian -- It's My Real Ass ... No Ifs, Ands or Butts!
Kim Kardashian put all the rumors to rest that her most famous and biggest asset is fake ... by showing off an X-ray of her bootyful backside.
To end all talk of butt implants or injections, little sis Khloe Kardashian posted a pic of Kim and her electromagnetic badonkadonk on her blog.
We're glad all this is behind her.
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Hit & Run Crash -- WORST PEOPLE EVER
Take a look at the scum that mowed down an innocent man in their car, and just causally left without bothering to see the carnage they caused.
The crash occurred in Philadelphia June 9, outside a 7-11.
We're told the victim is laid up in the hospital with a leg injury. The driver is Wilaisha Rankins. There's an arrest warrant out for her. The passenger turned herself into police.
If you know where the driver is, call the Yeadon PD. We'll definitely give you a TMZ t-shirt and a mug.
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Probation Report: Lindsay Lohan Just Won't Change
Lindsay Lohan's probation officer thinks she's a spoiled brat and asked the court to lock her up in jail -- because she wouldn't change her partying ways.
The probation report which was submitted to Judge Stephanie Sautner ... indicates Lindsay failed an alcohol test on June 13 -- the day after she was seen partying on her rooftop deck in Venice, Ca.
It also states Lindsay refused two prior narcotics tests -- on May 31 and June 2 -- and passed another on June 9.
LiLo's probation officer writes, "The defendant's behavior indicates she is not attempting to change. It appears that the defendant does not view being on the electronic monitoring program as a privilege.
The report goes on to recommend Lindsay should serve "suitable time in custody."
Of course, we now know Lindsay should NOT have been tested at all ... since the order requiring testing expired on February 25.
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Ryan Dunn's Porsche -- Scorched Heap of Scrap Metal
Ryan Dunn's wrecked Porsche 911 GT3 is now sitting in a tow yard ... just a few miles from Monday's fatal crash ... and all that's left is a mangled heap of obliterated car parts.
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Lindsay Lohan Dodges Jail Bullet
Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail, because Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled the prior judge -- Elden Fox -- only required controlled substances testing from January 3 - February 25, 2011. In other words, Judge Fox did not order alcohol testing.
Judge Sautner said Lindsay is now restricted for the remainder of her house arrest to one friend at a time at her Venice loft, in addition to family members.
And, the judge said NO PARTIES at Lindsay's crib.
Judge Sautner said the only thing Lindsay was guilty of was "extremely poor judgment."
Judge Sautner asked Lindsay if she wanted to get on with her life. Lindsay replied, "Yes I do."
And this is interesting. The Probation Dept. cannot test Lindsay anymore for drugs or alcohol, because there's no court order allowing it. So Lindsay is free to drink all she wants, as long as she's not driving after she drinks.
UPDATE: Lindsay just tweeted, "Thank you to all of my fans for your support. Sending you Love and Light."
The judge should have sentenced Lindsay.. not to jail, but over the knee for a good long hard spanking! THAT is the only way this girl is ever going to learn something, and something she should have received a long time ago.
How long will it be before she crashes her whatever car into an innocent person and kills them and herself? Why do they let her get away with so much?
party on lindsay, better yet grab a porsche and a friend, obviously the state has no solution for you.
Lindsay Lohan -- Let The Alcohol Flow
TMZ has obtained photos showing the party scene inside Lindsay Lohan's Venice, CA loft -- including an open bottle of wine -- despite Lohan's declaration that her pad is booze-free.
The photo of the open wine bottle was taken on June 9 -- 3 days before Lohan had a bunch of friends over for a rooftop BBQ.
Lohan told various media outlets there was no alcohol at the BBQ -- and insisted she's been 100% sober -- but she tested positive for booze during a urine test on either the 12th or the 13th.
The dirty test is the reason Lohan was ordered to appear in court today ... and Lohan has some serious 'splaining to do, because she recently told a magazine, "Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life."
Pants on fire?
Lindsay needs to get some new friends, or be alone if that's what it takes to get herself back on track. I agree, she should go to jail. This "house arrest" thing is a joke. She's obviously not taking it seriously. She thinks she's at camp.
Oh Lindsaaaay, why keep sabatoging yourself like this? I had hope for you but now it's gone, good riddance and don't try to bull**** us anymore about turning your life around...you don't want to, you enjoy the party life and it's costing you everything, see ya at drive thru taco bell window!
Disappointing to see Lindsay in trouble again. I really thought she would be able to stay out of trouble this time. Can you have food delivered in jail?
Wee Man Tattoo Tribute to Fallen 'Jackass' Star
Ryan Dunn's "Jackass" co-star Wee Man wanted to honor his friend in a way Ryan would appreciate ... so he walked into a tattoo shop and had Dunn's face inked on his leg.
Wee Man posted the footage online -- in which he says, "How can I do something for Ryan? Well, it's something he'd probably do for anyone of us if it was one of us in the situation. And I'm going to get him tattooed on me."
After the tat session, Wee says, "I wish I was losing a bet ... and Dunn was still here."
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So That's Why Lindsay Canceled 'Today'
The mystery over why Lindsay Lohan canceled an interview with Matt Lauer may now be unlocked ... all because of a bottle of dirty urine.
Sources at NBC were "mystified" over Lindsay's reason for canceling her interview with Matt Lauer. She says she was willing to sit for a 15 minute interview but not a longer one and then just pulled the plug and sent Matt packing.
What Matt didn't know -- Lindsay flunked a urine test. That's a buzz kill when you're doing an interview for "Today" and "Dateline" explaining how you've turned your life around.
As TMZ first reported ... Lindsay submitted to 2 urine tests a week ago. In one, she tested positive for alcohol ... the other test was negative. In both tests there was no evidence of drugs.
Lindsay has been ordered to court today at 10 AM PT. The L.A. County Probation Department wants Judge Stephanie Sautner to end Lindsay's house arrest and throw her in L.A. County Jail.
Matt briefly talked about Lindsay's cancellation this morning on "Today."
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Ryan Dunn Bam Margera's Morbid Death Prediction
Five years before Ryan Dunn was killed in a violent car crash, Bam Margera predicted the "Jackass" star's death in eerily specific detail -- claiming, "He's gonna eat it one of these times [in a car accident]."
Bam -- along with several cast members from his MTV show "Viva La Bam" -- made the grim prediction while recording the DVD commentary for Season 5 back in 2006.
According to the commentary, Dunn was involved in SEVERAL car accidents over the years -- but Bam's mom claimed, "He'll never learn his lesson."
Another "Bam" cast member added, "I have [Ryan] in the death pool ... for death by vehicle."
In this specific episode, Ryan races Bam's Lamborghini in a limousine -- and after Ryan loses, Bam claims, "[the limo] blew up just like every other f**king car he has."
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Lohan Flunks Booze Test Ordered to Court
Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month ... and has been ordered to appear in front of an L.A. County Superior Court judge tomorrow morning ... and the Probation Dept. wants her in jail.
Here's what we know. Lindsay was tested twice last week. Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other. In both tests, she tested negative for drugs. One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party.
Sources tell TMZ ... the L.A. County Probation Department will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in L.A. County Jail.
And, we're told, members of the D.A.'s office -- will make an appearance as well, to lower the boom on Lindsay. The D.A. is still handling the DUI probation part of Lindsay's criminal saga. The L.A. City Attorney is handling the necklace case.
The Probation Department is pissed off because they tried to force Lindsay to take two tests in May but Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, refused to make Lindsay submit, claiming it wasn't part of her probation. Turns out it was, so Lindsay subsequently took the two tests, one of which she failed.
The Probation Dept. is also ticked that Lindsay is having parties while under house arrest.
Judge Sautner will hold a hearing tomorrow at 10 AM. Of course, we'll be there.
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Chris Brown I Didn't Mean to Piss Off the Gays
Chris Brown just lied through his teeth ... tweeting that he has "total respect for [the] Gay community" after dropping another gay slur in L.A. yesterday.
He never apologizes ... but instead writes a half-assed, dismissive explanation saying, "my intention was not to insult anyone."
Listen to the way he hurls the word around -- Chris clearly used the word "gay" as an insult ... no two ways around it.
Still, we still gotta ask ...
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Chris Brown Dodges Parking Ticket Drops Gay Slur
Chris Brown put the charms on a parking officer yesterday in L.A. -- successfully dodging an expensive ticket -- but in the process ... he hurled another NASTY homophobic slur.
Before sweet-talking the cop, Brown accused several cameramen of alerting parking enforcement officers that his car was illegally parked, ranting, "Y'all n**gas is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y'ALL N**GAS IS GAY."
It's not the first time Brown publicly disparaged gay people.
Back in December, the singer got into a Twitter feud with ex-B2K member Raz B ... calling Raz a "homo" and a "d**k in da booty ass lil boy."
Smells like another insincere apology is in the wind.
WHY ARE HOMOSEXUALS SO SENSITIVE? I ALWAYS CALL MY FRIENDS GAY SLUR AND IM NOT A HOMOPHOBE, IF YOU LIKE ANOTHER DUDE TO RAM YOU WITH A TUBE STEAK ITS YOUR LIFE, WE DONT CARE. GAY SLURS ARE FUN AND A GREAT CONVERSATION PIECE.
How about a Poll on whether or not this guy is a JERK! My vote.... YES he is !!
its not homophobic its just a turn of phrase ffs y does everyone get so passionate bout it people call each other gay all the time it doesnt mean anything
Police: Ryan Dunn Crashed at 130 MPH
Ryan Dunn was doing 130 miles-per-hour in his Porsche at the time of the horrible crash that killed the "Jackass" star and his passenger -- this according to West Goshen police.
Police Chief Michael Carroll told reporters an accident reconstruction team determined the speed of the crash after inspecting the accident scene. Officials say Dunn's car collided with a guardrail at high speed, crashed in the woods and burst into flames.
According to Carroll, the crash was catastrophic -- claiming he's "never seen a car destroyed in an automobile accident the way this car was ... even before it caught on fire."
Carroll called the accident the "worst" he's ever seen ... by far.
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'Lost' Guy & 16-Yr-Old Wife: Cradle Robbing Champs
51-year-old "Lost" actor Doug Hutchison just married 16-year-old aspiring country singer Courtney Stodden -- and if that seems seriously WRONG to you ... it is!!
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Coroner: Ryan Dunn Died Violent Death
"Jackass" star Ryan Dunn and his passenger each died as result of both blunt force trauma AND the fire that consumed Dunn's Porsche during the crash Monday morning ... this according to the Chester County Coroner.
The Coroner's Office just released the autopsy results for both men -- who, we're told, were each dead by the time officials arrived at the scene.
Based on the autopsy results, the crash was so violent, it seems it was impossible to determine if the two died from the impact of the crash itself or from the fire that resulted.
Officials say the toxicology results for both men -- which would help determine the role alcohol played in the crash -- will be released in 4 to 6 weeks.
TMZ previously reported, officials believe Dunn's car veered off the highway and crashed in a wooded area Monday morning ... before exploding in flames. Investigators believe speed may have been a factor in the crash.
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Roger Ebert: 'I Was Probably Too Quick to Tweet'
Roger Ebert says he "was probably too quick to tweet" about the car crash that killed "Jackass" star Ryan Dunn yesterday ... explaining that his post was "not intended as cruel."
Ebert just blogged about the situation on his website -- saying, "To begin with, I offer my sympathy to Ryan Dunn's family and friends, and to those of Zachary Hartwell, who also died in the crash. I mean that sincerely. It is tragic to lose a loved one."
Ebert continues, "I also regret that my tweet about the event was considered cruel. It was not intended as cruel. It was intended as true."
Ebert explains that he wrote the tweet based on preliminary reports and admits, "I have no way of knowing if Ryan Dunn was drunk at the time of his death."
"I don't know what happened in this case, and I was probably too quick to tweet. That was unseemly."
Ebert, however, staunchly defends the message in his tweet -- that people should NOT drink and drive -- saying, "I do know that nobody has any business driving on a public highway at 110 mph, as some estimated -- or fast enough, anyway, to leave a highway and fly through 40 yards of trees before crashing."
"That is especially true if the driver has had three shots and three beers. Two people were killed. What if the car had crashed into another car?"
As we previously reported, Dunn's friend Bam Margera WENT OFF on Ebert last night -- telling the movie critic to shut his "f**king mouth" about Dunn's crash.