Oscars Girl Scouts Troop The $65,000 Lie ... We Barely Got Crumbs

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The Oscars or the Girl Scouts -- or some mystery benefactor ... is hanging 28 little girls out to dry -- after swearing Chris Rock's bit earned $65k ... we've learned the money is nowhere to be found.

You'll recall Rock and the Oscars got Inglewood, CA's Girl Scouts Troop 5215 to work the crowd of celebs, hawking Thin Mints, Tagalongs and more. Near the end of the show, Chris said they raised $65k.

But Latoya Edwards, whose daughter is in Troop 5215 tells TMZ someone's screwing them over. She claims the National Girl Scout Council informed them the Academy would be donating the $65k to the Greater L.A. Council ... but that hasn't happened, and the Academy isn't returning calls.

Mind you, Troop 5215 isn't getting rich quick. Edwards says due to nonprofit rules her local chapter would only get $1,000 of that money, but her bigger concern is her scouts are getting used in a public relations lie.

Previously Girls Scouts of America and the Academy both bragged about the $65k they'd raised -- but now GSA seems to be wiping its hands clean. A rep would only tell us, "The donation process is determined by local councils."

Translation: We have no idea where the $65k is. Edwards claims the Greater L.A. leaders are also in the dark and as for the Academy? We contacted reps, but no word back yet.

Edwards says her Girl Scouts were honored to participate -- and is happy they were able to unload 400 boxes -- but she wants the world to know, as of now, there is NO fat check pouring into the Inglewood chapter.

And yes ... that's how it crumbles.

Donald Trump I've Got a Stake in That Meat ... Even If It's Not Mine

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Donald Trump's catching a lot of flak over his meat -- since those slabs of beef he called his own, "Trump Steaks," aren't really his -- but turns out he IS in bed with the real owner.

After Trump's victory speech from his golf club in Jupiter, Florida ... critics jumped all over him for bragging about the meat. He referred to Trump Steaks ... a now defunct line of meat he sold in the early 2000s, but reporters on scene noticed the packaging said Bush Brothers -- a FL based meat company.

Bush Brothers confirms it was their product onstage with the Donald, and they didn't know he was going to whip out the meat. But the BB rep added they do a lot of biz with the candidate ... as the exclusive steak supplier to all of Trump's South Florida properties.

Sooo ... he definitely stretched the truth, but the beef is at least Trump adjacent.

Besides, he's got bigger steak issues -- like the fact he cops to ordering his "well done."

Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna Cocktails and Carbs for Lunch

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna want you to believe he's in the throes of a crash diet, but get a load of his carbo-load and the booze to help wash it down.

Rob and Chyna hit up Benihana in Encino for lunch Tuesday ... and our Far East sources tell us they wolfed down a "whole bunch of sushi," as they sipped on a couple rounds of sake and mimosas.

Rob's had issues with substance abuse, and Chyna's fresh off a daytime arrest in Texas after getting wasted at the airport.

That said ... it looks like Rob's losing a bunch of weight.

The Benihana diet. Who knew?

Samantha Hoopes Sexiest Audition Tape EVER

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IF IT DOESN'T GET ALL OVER THE PLACE...

When it comes to landing a gig ... S.I. Swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes puts on an absolute clinic.

We got the audition tape she submitted to Carl's Jr. for the now classic 'Most American Thickburger' spot she did last year, and let's just say producers did NOT take long to snatch her up.

After seeing this video it's obvious why they just brought Hoopes back for a sequel.

Samantha Hoopes Destroys 20 Burgers For Carl's Jr. Sequel

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Samantha Hoopes sucked down a ton of meat for her encore performance as a smoking hot burger loving babe in one of those iconic Carl's Jr. ads.

We're told the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model just finished shooting her follow up spot to last year's 4th of July themed one. It was a 2 day shoot in Ecuador, and the script called for her to hose down a sports car, then take a healthy bite.

The belly busting twist -- there were at least 20 takes which means Samantha bit into 20 of the new burgers -- which our spies say features a lot of onion rings. And yes ... we're told she actually swallowed the food on many of the takes.

The only bad news is the ad might only air in Central and South America. Thank God for the Internet.

Sam Smith Bottoms Up With Drag Queen At Post-Oscars Party

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BOYS NIGHT OUT

Sam Smith got a fitting thank you for his Oscars LGBT shout-out -- getting serenaded by a famous drag queen at legendary gay bar, The Abbey.

We're told Sam and his crew rolled into the club around 11 PM for their Monday night Lip Service drag show and stayed till about 1:30 AM fueled on vodka.

It’s quickly becoming Sam’s tradition … he hit the same spot after his Golden Globes win, but this time he was singled out by Vicki Vox ... who's a legend in the drag world for her parody hit, "This Boy Is A Bottom."

Vox had some sweet words for Sam during the show ... for a drag queen at least.

Oscars Girl Scout Skit $65k Not Raised ... Scouts Honor

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Chris Rock made it look like his battle cry raised a fortune for the Girl Scouts ... sadly, it did not.

A Girl Scout rep tells us they sold around 500 boxes of cookies at $5 a pop. That comes to $2,500 ... far short of the Oscar tote board revealing a grand total of $65,243.

A rep for the Scouts tells us the $65k number was just a joke ... for the skit.

It's possible some of the audience members ordered boxes that would be delivered at a future date.

And it looked like the beneficiaries of the loot were the troop in which his daughters -- Lola and Zahra -- are members. Turns out the money is going to a different troop ... the one based in Inglewood, CA. His daughters are members of a New York-based Girl Scouts troop.

Nonetheless ... still a good night's work for the Girl Scouts.

Aaron Rodgers I Don't Actually Like Savannah Smiles ... Tagalongs Are My Jam

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Aaron Rodgers is taking a strong stand against the crappy yellow Girl Scout cookies he got at the Oscars -- insisting he did not seek them out ... it's what he was stuck with.

As we previously reported, Rodgers and his GF Olivia Munn sprung for the cookies at the Oscars last night ... and for some reason, Aaron got a box of Savannah Smiles ... the lowest cookie on the Girl Scout totem pole.

We asked why the hell anyone would actively spring for a box of the Smiles ... and questioned Aaron's taste in cookies. Now, he's finally breaking his silence.

"That was the box that was given to me. I like red, green, purple in that order. #GirlScoutCookies #Oscars."

We checked ... Aaron's ranking is in fact the correct one.

Sorry we questioned you.

Aaron Rodgers Buys Worst Girl Scout Cookies ... At Oscars

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First off ... props to Aaron Rodgers and his girlfriend Olivia Munn for reaching into their pockets and shelling out some cash to help the Girl Scouts at the Oscars Sunday night.

That being said ... WHO THE HELL BUYS SAVANNAH SMILES?!

(FYI, Savannah Smiles are zesty, lemon-flavored cookies dusted with powdered sugar ... which sound fine, but they're no Thin Mints).

The good news ... Munn got a full box of Thin Mints, because she clearly has taste.

Oscars host Chris Rock says he ultimately raised more than $65k in his Oscars Girl Scout cookies stunt -- including $20 from Vice President Joe Biden.

Hopefully, he got something better than SAVANNAH SMILES!!!

Oprah Winfrey Loses $24 Million in One Day ... Thanks, Weight Watchers!

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Oprah Winfrey took a very unwanted bath after Weight Watchers stock took a huge hit.

WW shares dropped a whopping 20 percent when the company reported a 21 percent drop in fourth-quarter net revenue -- which means O's bank account is about 24 million bucks lighter today.

Cry not for Oprah -- she's still reportedly cleared nearly $75 million since buying a 10-percent stake in the company and joining its board. The stock doubled the day her deal was announced ... but it's looking more like your typical yo-yo dieter now.

Not that we know anyone like that.

Michael Jackson Estate Goes After Popcorn Website ... You're Not the King of Pop!

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Nobody calls popcorn "pop" ... is the basis of a lawsuit the Michael Jackson estate has filed against a website using MJ's name to hawk popcorn.

MJ's estate has set its sights on KingOfPop.com ... a website that popped up in 2012 after buying the domain name of a former Michael Jackson fan website.

The estate claims the site tried to defend its use of the popular MJ moniker by saying the word "pop" is a "nickname for popcorn products." The estate says that's BS because "pop" is only a nickname for soda ... in certain parts of the country.

Team MJ is suing to get the site shut down, plus damages. Shoulda gone for a couple tins of Chocolate Dreams Popcorn too. Yummm ...

Blac Chyna Attacks Kris Jenner For Stocking Rob's Cabinets

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WHAT THE F*** IS THIS?!

Blac Chyna went ham on Kris Jenner and her family for daring to help stock Rob Kardashian's new kitchen with healthy food.

Check out the video ... Chyna scoffs at the food choices, including fat free sorbet, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, wheat tortillas, oatmeal and quinoa. BTW ... there's also pizza crust mix, although it's wheat.

TMZ broke the story ... Kris helped Rob buy a house in the Calabasas community where his sisters live. It seems Chyna's none too happy his family is back in the picture.

Our Kardashian sources tell us they think it's despicable Chyna's making fun of Rob's family for trying to help him beat his diabetes and weight issues.

To Chyna's credit, Rob has lost around 40 lbs on her watch.

Rob made it clear which sides he's picking between Chyna and his fam with a very descripitive IG post late Tuesday night ...

Rihanna & Drake 'Work' Restaurant Is a NO Blunts Zone

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Rihanna's "Work" music video keeps it real Caribbean -- from the ass-grinding dance moves to the Red Stripe -- but the restaurant where it was shot won't stand for ganja smoking, mon.

Lili Pottinger co-owns The Real Jerk -- a Toronto hot spot -- and says they loved RiRi and Drake's video, but they want to make it clear they have a zero tolerance policy for any illegal substances in the building.

She's cool with "Work" portraying a true club setting, but says in real life it's mainly a restaurant -- so they're not down with fans coming in to roll joints and recreate the video.

Still, Lili says biz has been up 20% since the vid's release, and lots of fans come in hoping to see Drake or Rihanna. It's possible since he's a regular there.

We're told he favors the jerk chicken and oxtail.

Robert Kardashian Family Celebrates 72nd Birthday

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Robert Kardashian may be gone, but his memory burns bright, because almost the entire Kardashian brood turned up to celebrate what would have been his 72nd birthday.

Kris Jenner hosted the bash at her Calabasas home. Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie were all there, dining on traditional Armenian food, including, hummus, pita bread, stuffed vine leaves, bulgur wheat, string cheese and baklava.

Interestingly, we're told Lamar Odom and Scott Disick were also there.

Rob was a no-show.

Blac Chyna Blasts Kylie Jenner ... Bitch, You Bit My Cooking Show!!

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WATCH OUT, WOLFGANG

Blac Chyna is warning Kylie Jenner to stay the hell off her corner -- there's only room for one celebrity chef in the family.

KJ dropped her debut episode of "Cooking with Kylie" Monday morning ... which probably sounds very familiar to her bro Rob Kardashian, since his gf's been doing the same damn thing!

BC's been doing "Cooking with Chyna" on social media for a few months. In fact, Rob was a fan of the page even before he hooked up with Chyna.

Kylie's new venture didn't go over well. Minutes after her 'Cooking' announcement, Chyna posted this not-so-cryptic message: "Bitch Bye Follow @cookingwithchyna #InfatuatedWitChy."

They've got 9 months to sort out who cooks Thanksgiving dinner.

Big Ang 'Mob Wives' Co-Star Bows She Knew How to Rock Lobster

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SHE WAS THE SAUCE QUEEN

Big Ang is cooking for God now -- probably lobster and spaghetti -- so believes “Mob Wives" star Ramona Rizzo in a moving street eulogy.

Ramona told our photog in NYC Thursday Ang liked her food Italian and her liquor ... well, whatever was available she liked it.