Anthony Bourdain Bites Back at Dog Meat Heckler with Perfect Comeback

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Anthony Bourdain shut down a protester accusing him of eating dog meat in the most Bourdain way possible.

Anthony was in the middle of his live show, "The Hunger," earlier this week in San Francisco when the woman charged the stage. AB was just trying to do a little promotion for his new book, 'Appetites' ... co-authored with Laurie Woolever -- but the protester had other plans.

For some reason she was convinced he enjoys a fine cut of Fido, but the audience had Bourdain's back -- not that he needed it ... his puppy-related rebuttal is hysterical.

We got Anthony the next day and he reiterated -- he's never had a bite of man's best friend. As for the puppy line ... obviously a joke too. Hecklers beware!

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I DON'T EAT DOGS!

Mick Jagger Sympathy for the Waiter ... Orders Big, Tips Bigger

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Mick Jagger loosens the ol' belt when he's eating out, and doesn't skimp on gratuities ... as the staff at a high-end Chinese joint quickly learned.

Eyewitnesses at Philippe Chow in NYC tell TMZ Mick popped in earlier this week for a quick meal with a crew of 5, plus another car full of security. Mick and his buddies ordered FAT, with starter dishes like lettuce wraps, tuna tartare, chicken satays and green prawns.

Then the real food came ... with an order of Mr. Cheng's Noodles, Peking duck and the restaurant's own Baked Alaska cake for dessert.

We're told Mick and co. were very polite and quick, scarfing down their meal. The craziest part -- Mick left a tip bigger than the $478 bill ... at $500.

"If you try sometimes, you get what you need" ... said the lucky waiter.

Melania & Barron Trump Two's a Crowd Now

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Melania Trump had a lunch date with her son and inadvertently created a huge scene at a popular NYC restaurant, or more simply ... she got a taste of her new life.

Melania and Barron hit up Serafina, but not before Secret Service showed up to sweep the place and warn the restaurant "she's coming." We're told restaurant staffers weren't immediately clear about who "she" was.

Moments later, the future First Lady showed up with Barron and their Secret Service detail. We're told an area was cleared around their table for some space from other patrons ... who were all wanded with metal detectors.

As for food? Melania had a Di Fabio pizza ... Barron scarfed down pasta. And little Trump wasn't truant, btw. He had the day off for parent/teacher conferences.

Wolfgang Puck Key to Great Thanksgiving ... High Carb, Low Clinton & Trump

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Pay attention, Wolfgang Puck's about to pull your Thanksgiving dinner out of the fire.

The celebrity chef -- who's whipped up dishes for the Oscars, ESPYs and even Prez Obama -- served up some wisdom for the upcoming holiday. Of course, it starts with a great turkey, but Wolfgang went deeper with some advice about meal prep and, more importantly, meal talk.

Unless you enjoy a good food fight -- listen closely to the master chef.

Krispy Kreme Sued You Got Berry Dishonest Donuts And Where's the Maple?

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Krispy Kreme's maple and berry filled donuts are actually full of crap, according to a new class action lawsuit.

Jason Saidian just filed the suit after getting an order of Glazed Raspberry Filled, Chocolate Iced Raspberry Filled, Maple Iced Glazed and Glazed Blueberry Cake donuts. Sounds like a party, what could go wrong?

In the docs, Saidian says his order was packed full of imitation ingredients, like "blueberry gumbits." He's pissed because he thinks KK falsely advertised, and knows how to make the real deal -- the Glazed Lemon Filled and Glazed Strawberry Filled have 100% real fruit.

Saidian's looking for $5 million on behalf of all Krispy Kreme faithful who've had a berry filled, maple flavored lie pulled over their eyes.

Chad Johnson Dating Advice For Broke Dudes ... McDonald's Is The Answer

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If you're broke as a joke but still looking to get your swerve on with the ladies ... listen up ... Chad Johnson -- self-proclaimed frugal guru -- is gonna tell you how to be a low cash Casanova.

We got Chad out in NYC and, since he claims to be such a penny-pincher (dude drives a smart car), we decided to do all our financially-challenged brothers a solid and get some advice on their behalf.

Check out the clip -- Chad says there is one key to romancing on restricted funds ... McDonald's ... and the reasons he gives aren't half bad, to be honest.

Keep dropping the knowledge, Chad ... we're loving it.

Jared Fogle's Ex-Wife I Was Totally in the Dark Until FBI Raid

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Jared Fogle was a devious master at keeping his double lives separated ... according to his now ex-wife who's speaking out about his child porn conviction for the first time.

Kathleen McLaughlin says she was completely shocked the day FBI agents barged into their Indiana home with search warrants. She told "CBS This Morning" ... "He had 2 lives going on. He was able to keep those 2 very separate in a way I couldn't even fathom."

TMZ broke the story ... Kathleen sued Subway, accusing the sandwich giant of using him as its pitchman despite knowing he was a pedophile.

Anthony Bourdain To Hungover Cubs Players: WEED IS YOUR FRIEND

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Hey Cubbies ... still super hungover from Wednesday night's champagne-fueled World Series rager??

Anthony Bordain's got a delicious cure -- and the key is marijuana.

Chad Johnson Pizza, Donuts & A Losing Streak ... In Latest FIFA House Crashing

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Chad Johnson's quest to dominate the video game world in FIFA continued Monday night ... except for one thing ... he kinda got dominated by a random dude in Queens.

Ochocinco happened to be in NY last night -- and sent out a challenge to his followers on Twitter ... that he would make a house call and beat your ass in person (he does this all the time).

23-year-old Jimmy Russo accepted the challenge -- so Chad showed up to his home in Queens ... where they battled though TEN GAMES.

Problem is ... Chad lost 9.

Still, a decent night for Chad ... Jimmy bought pizza and his mom treated the guys to some Dunkin' Donuts. Good times.

You can check out the photos ... while Chad gets in the lab and practices.

Jared Fogle Ex-Wife Sues Subway They Knew He Was a Pedophile

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Subway knew Jared Fogle was a pedophile more than a decade before he was arrested ... so claims his ex-wife in a new lawsuit.

Kathleen McLaughlin says in new legal docs -- obtained by TMZ -- back in 2004, a senior exec at Subway received a complaint that Fogle had approached a young girl at a Vegas promotional event and solicited a sex act.

The lawsuit claims the company received at least 2 other complaints over the years.

As for why Kathleen is suing ... she says Subway made a decision in 2015 to market Jared as a family man, using her and their 2 children's likenesses in an animated commercial ... knowing that there was a cloud over him.

Kathleen claims she never authorized the use of their likenesses in the ad -- which aired 2,309 times -- and it has caused her and the kids great damage.

She also says had Subway reported Jared back in 2004, she never would have tied the knot in 2010.

A rep for Subway says they "cannot provide comment."

KFC Sued for $20 Mil Your Overflowing Bucket of Chicken is a Finger Lickin' Lie!!

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KFC ripped off a woman who ordered the bountiful bucket of chicken she saw on TV, but got a measly 8-piece instead ... according to her new lawsuit.

The New York woman told us her story ... she went into a KFC and paid 20 bucks for the "Family Fill Up" deal -- expecting an overflowing feast -- but got cheated. She contacted KFC about the false advertising and a rep offered her a coupon for her troubles ... but she told them to eat it.

Instead, she wants the restaurant chain to pay her $20 MILLION ... though she admits that number might be a tad high -- for a good reason.

A KFC spokesperson tells us ... they've got this one in the bucket.

Donald Trump Mexican Menus Now Serving 'Bad Hombre' Specials

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Mexican restaurants across America are cashing in "bigly" on Donald Trump's "bad hombres" comment from the third and final presidential debate.

We spoke to Mexican restaurants in 3 different states -- Tennessee, Maine and Pennsylvania, who clapped back at Trump by adding "bad hombre" specials to the menu.

The El Corazon taco truck in Portland, Maine says they sold out of their "Bad Hombre Burrito" 2 hours after putting it on the menu Thursday morning. The Grubhouse in Philly says it added the "Bad Hombre Breakfast Sandwich" which they say is tremendous since it's stocked with chorizo, eggs, pepper jack and jalapeño ketchup.

To wash it all down ... Rosepepper Cantina, an award-winning stomp in Nashville, is serving up the "Bad Hombre" cocktail which features "very, very strong, believe me, Mezcal" and "The Nasty Woman" with potent, but well-aged tequila.

Mexican food ... making America great again.

Donald Trump Taco Trucks Line Up ... Here's Your Wall!!!

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Donald Trump got a taste of his proposed US-Mexico border wall Wednesday morning when food trucks lined up outside his Las Vegas hotel ... but it wasn't just tacos being served.

The trucks built a wall outside Trump International Hotel just off the strip and offered free grub to hundreds of protesters.

There was quite a selection, including several different Asian fusion trucks and even a showing from the French via the French Food Therapy truck.

The Culinary Union Local 226, an LV food union, organized and got permits. For those that weren't hungry, there was another mini wall to sign.

For the most part, it looked peaceful ... Jesse Jackson even made an appearance and let us know his protest grub of choice.

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TACO TIME!

Celeb Chef Marcus Samuelsson Line Cook Sues ... I Got Burned on Lunchtime

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Celebrity chef Marcus Samuelsson is being sued by one of his line cooks who says he was routinely docked for a lunch break, even though he never had time to take one.

Keith Grant says he dished up comfort food at the "Chopped" judge's popular Harlem restaurants, Red Rooster and Streetbird, in 2015 -- and frequently put in overtime, but was never paid for it.

Additionally, he says the restaurant took 30 minutes off his timecard for his lunch break, whether he actually took one or not. Keith is bringing a class action lawsuit because he says several other workers experienced the same issues, but fear they'll be fired if they say a peep.

We reached out to Samuelsson, so far no word back.

Verne Troyer Mini-Me, Giant Meat

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Verne Troyer is a small man with a huge appetite ... proven in stunning form by devouring a 32 oz steak.

Verne feasted on a Tomahawk Long Bone rib-eye steak bigger than his own head, right down to the bone that's about as long as his whole body.

We're told he chowed down at The D casino hotel in Vegas -- where he got in a good arm workout afterward to burn off the meal.

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'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' Gas Station Open for Bloody Biz

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People usually run away from Leatherface, but hundreds came out for the grand opening of The Gas Station ... the key location where "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" was filmed.

Roy Rose, owner of the new Texas BBQ joint and motel, tells TMZ ... they had a packed house -- people waited in line almost 3 hours. He says they hired a cook for the opening, and the trial run went so well he's now their full-time guy.

We're told a ton of merch was sold in the gift shop, and special guests included Ed Neal and Ed Guinn -- who played the hitchhiker and the cattle truck driver in the OG movie. As you can see in the pics ... some other interesting characters showed up too.

Roy says they showed "Texas Chainsaw 3D" on a big screen, and he'll be serving up more killer barbecue Halloween weekend.