Ray Romano -- No Sex For You!
Sure, "Everybody Loves Raymond" -- but Ray Romano's wife wasn't lovin' him enough to give him a lil' sumpin' sumpin' after partying Saturday night.
This weekend in front of The Ebell theater, a sweaty Ray asked wifey Anna "Are we gonna have sex tonight or not?" -- and was denied faster than Tara Reid at Hyde.
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Carlton Banks I Love to Love White Chicks
Apparently, Alfonso Ribeiro has a taste for white meat ... particularly, the kind with blond hair.
The actor formerly-and-always-known-as Carlton Banks busted out a freestyle rap session at last night's Steel Panther show -- a session that started with the line, "I have been known to f*** some white girls in my lifetime!"
Dude also claims he often leaves the nightclub scene with a member of the Caucasian persuasion -- and according to our vast video library ... he ain't lyin.
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Chris Brown Chick: 'He Was Tryin' to Marry Me!'
Chris Brown may not "mess wit" "Bad Girls Club" contestant Natalie Nunn, but according to her, Brown did want to marry her.
TMZ obtained this video of Natalie inside the "Bad Girls" crib talking about how much she wants the convicted felon -- a dude who she says "might beat Rihanna," but "doesn't beat me."
Clearly, she sets her standards high.
UPDATE: Chris posted the following comment on his Twitter: "WTF!!!! WHAT MOON WAS THIS GIRL ON WHEN SHE THOUGHT OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS LIE>SHE ON TMZ TRYNA MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF.I DONT KNOW YOU. I TOOK A PICTURE WITH THIS GIRL AT ME A POLOWS SKATE PARTY AND SHE RAN WITH
THE STORY. SHE'S T'D (TIRED). I GOTTA LIMIT WHO I TAKE PHOTOS WIT NOW... some people have motives thataren't positive.."
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Taylor Squared -- Porterhouse for Two?
Taylor Swift got a ride from Taylor Lautner last night -- as they left Ruth's Chris steak house in the "Twilight" star's sweet looking Audi R8.
No word if the two are "officially" dating ... but we're guessing 19-year-old Swifty is just another girl waiting for this piece of underage meat to turn 18.
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Chris Brown Getting Close with a 'Bad Girl'
TMZ has learned Chris Brown has been getting pretty close with a new woman recently -- and this one is a very bad girl.
The woman in the photos is Natalie Nunn, a contestant on the next season of a reality show called "The Bad Girls Club" -- which features women with behavioral issues.
Nunn has been out with Brown a couple times in the last few weeks -- most recently at a roller-skating party on October 16th.
In her bio for the show Nat says she "enjoys cruising in her sugar daddies' expensive cars and painting the town red with her cool celebrity friends."
She has an interesting interpretation of "cool."
UPDATE: Brown just Twittered on the subject: "Tmz..omg.... U guys have nothing better to do. And by the way. I don't mess wit that girl."
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Charlize Sucks Face with Chick For Good Price
Charlize Theron kissed a girl -- and for $140,000 ... and she liked it.
The actress -- who's made out with Penelope Cruz and Christina Ricci before for work -- went girl-on-girl again yesterday after offering up her lips for the OneXOne celebrity auction in San Francisco.
The result: A steamy, 25 second smoochfest with the mystery woman who paid top dollar.
Why are you even reading this anymore? Enjoy.
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Avril's Husband Sucks Face with New Chick
Avril Lavigne filed for divorce just last week from Deryck Whibley -- but he doesn't look all that broken up about it.
We got Deryck drowning his sorrows in girlfriend Hanna Beth Merjos' mouth at Tattoo Mania in Hollywood last night, the two looking quite cozy as they kissed and writhed all over a table inside.
Avril's divorce docs say they separated on September 4th -- boy moves fast.
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Threesome? The Butler Did It
We're guessing Gerard Butler's a fan of Britney's new song "3" -- because he's very intimate with the subject matter.
The dude with more notches on his bedpost than Samantha Jones appeared on "It's On with Alexa Chung" yesterday -- where he admitted threesomes are more common in his life than twosomes.
In related news, Gerard Butler is still officially "The Man."
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Karina Smirnoff Finds a Penny, Picks Him Up
Karina Smirnoff's new man is a giant -- as in San Francisco Giants starting pitcher Brad Penny.
The "Dancing with the Stars" pro -- who just broke up with ex-fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy -- was all over the baseball player last night during the Steel Panther show at the Key Club.
She may be a professional hip-shaker, but the only dancing these two were doing was with their tongues.
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Eddie & LeAnn Texas-Style PDA
With their estranged spouses nowhere in sight, cheating lovebirds Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes publicly displayed their affair on their way to the Texas-Oklahoma game this weekend.
Eddie and LeAnn's team won.
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Katy Perry I Kissed a Brand
After picking up her new boyfriend at LAX, Katy Perry sucked face with Russell Brand on Thursday.
That's what you call car service.
Adam Lambert Sucks Face to Save Face
With reports that he and his boyfriend are on the rocks, Adam Lambert launched into a full-on awkward face-sucking with his Shia LaBoyfriend in a Hollywood parking lot last night.
Nothing says "Everything's fine!" like a forced spit-swapping in the rain.
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Katy Perry & Russell Brand's Grave Situation
Hipster lovers Katy Perry and Russell Brand went on a date to a cemetery in Paris yesterday ... to see Jim Morrison's grave.
The plot thickens with these two.
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Minnie Mouths Mystery Man
She's never revealed who fathered her one-year-old son and now Minnie Driver was spotted sucking face with an unknown man in Santa Monica on Thursday.
The 39-year-old likes her men on the down low.
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Jon & Hailey Plus Kate's Money
Jon Gosselin spent some of his hard-earned money to buy his girlfriend Hailey Glassman some drinks at an Irish pub in NYC the other night.
No word if 'Entertainment Something' picked up a round too.
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Megan Fox Gets Bisexual Seal of Approval
That awesome scene where Megan Fox sucks face with another chick in "Jennifer's Body" wasn't just fun to watch ... according to Megan's tongue receptacle, it was just as fun to participate.
We got Amanda Seyfried yesterday at The Grove, where she was able to answer the question every straight guy in this solar system only wishes he could: Is Fox a good kisser?