Hook Ups

Sources tell TMZ Jessica is dating ex San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson. He last played for the New Orleans Saints back in 2008. Johnson split from his wife earlier this year, filing for divorce in February.

Simpson -- whose show, "The Price of Beauty," returns to VH1 in 2011 -- began dating Johnson in May.

About 5 gazillion people followed the couple -- and their respective posses -- as they walked a few chaotic blocks from dinner at STK to the after-party at SL Lounge.

No word on what Kim got Miles for his birthday ... besides a guaranteed championship.

Vienna and the "Greek" actor were dancing with each other -- hand-in-hand -- at the Reality Cares CHOC Children's Hospital Prom on Saturday night.

As we previously reported, sources close to the production of "The Bachelor" tell us Jake eventually pulled the plug on the relationship with Vienna because he thought she was "stepping out" with Gregory on the side.

But Vienna claims she never cheated on Jake -- and her stepmom claims the split was all Jake's fault ... because he's a fame-whoring fraud.

The Denver Nuggets superstar rookie went to his Twitter page today and posted the following message, "I heard if u hit a kardashian i win a championship .. Kim k holla me!!! I need ya for 17 min."

Lawson continued, "I'll take one for the team lol ... If miles Austin miles or wateva his name is win a chip next ye ... Then thing is amazing."

As TMZ previously reported, the Kardashians are 2-for-2 in the last year -- with Reggie Bush winning a Super Bowl and Khloe's man Lamar Odom locking up an NBA title.

Now, with Kim dating NFL wide receiver Miles Austin -- the smart money is on the Dallas Cowboys to take it all next season.

It had been reported that Green fumbled that infamous shot during the World Cup match with the U.S. because his mind was all messed up from a recent breakup with Elizabeth Minett.

No word if "GMA" will cancel any future Green Day performances.

TMZ has learned Paris' new dude is Las Vegas nightclub mogul Cy Waits -- who, along with his brother Jesse and Victor Drai, owns celebrity hot spots XS, Tryst and Drai's.

We're told the two have been dating for roughly a month.

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Biebs and The Butt were holding hands for a photo shoot just one month after Kim said his fans sent her death threats -- all because JB jokingly Tweeted that she was his girlfriend.

Deep breath, Bieber Nation.

So that's what they mean by "poor" guy.

The girl-on-girl action went down last night -- after Sandy got a huge standing ovation while receiving something called the Generation Award.

After the smooch, Bullock addressed the attention now placed on her personal life, saying "Can we please go back to normal because therapy is really expensive. Go back to making fun of me, I don't care, it's time to get back to normal."