Hot Bodies

Looking like a cross between Coco, Anna Nicole Smith, and two young girls who just got their hair braided on a cheesy summer vacation, Playboy's famous twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon resurfaced in L.A. recently ... or at least their tanned asses did.

Rihanna got a cold dose of reality in Poland -- when a swarm of fans made her feel like a "caged animal" at the beach.

RiRi's tiny, tiny bikini probably definitely didn't help matters.

Nicki Minaj broke all sorts of strip club rules at a gentleman's establishment in NY last night ... when she PUT HER HANDS on the girls ... and it was awesome!!!

Minaj -- along with rappers Meek Mill and Maino -- took her big ass to Perfection Gentleman's Club in Queens last night ... where she got right up to the stage and started grinding with some of the dancers.

Before long, Nicki and the staff were feeling each other down ... with Minaj tweeting, "I love bad b*tches dats my f**kin problem."

Not a terrible problem to have ...

Here's Rihanna in a tiny bikini at a beach in Sopot, Poland this weekend ... where a giant pack of Poles lined up behind a fence to gawk.

Rihanna wasn't thrilled with the attention -- actually, she was pretty pissed ... tweeting, "Tried to have a beach day, that was a fail!!"

RiRi later griped that she felt "caged in like a f**king animal!"

Fun Fact: Sopot is a popular spa town for the rich and famous ... and sports the longest wooden pier in Europe.

Paris Hilton nearly staged her own version of the iconic Coppertone ad of the 1950s this weekend in Malibu, when her adorable little dog tried to yank her cover-up right off.

Nothing we haven't seen before.

Now that the action at the All England Club has finished up, it's time to focus on the important things.

First we have Men's Champion Andy Murray, runner-up Novak Djokovic, and Spaniard Rafael Nadal ...

... followed by Women's runner-up Sabine Lasicki, early-exiter Maria Sharapova, and the ever dominant Serena Williams.

So we gotta ask ...

Proving that age is nothing but a number, 43-year-old Uma Thurman rocked a bikini while hanging with family in France yesterday ... while Paris Hilton did the same while sunbathing in Malibu.

The question is ...

Heidi Klum just posted this on Twitter ... and we have TWO fun facts:

1) Klum was born in Germany but obtained her American citizenship in 2008.
2) Who cares? She's in a bikini.

Wearing daisy dukes up to her armpits, gorgeous Victoria's Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio was in bad need of some self-service yesterday in L.A. -- dropping by a local gas station for a quick refill.

Prince Harry's naked body has a very important message for you -- drinks are only £2.50 before 9PM at MANBAR, a homosexual drinking establishment in London, England.

The mural was commissioned from an artist named Mike Bliss, and was inspired by Harry's topless rugby game in Afghanistan back in 2008 -- and this poster was just erected in Harry's honor (hehe, erected).

NFL stud Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James flaunted their disgustingly perfect bods on their honeymoon ... and staked their (debatable) claim to the title of hottest married celebs.

Seriously ... Ken and Barbie should bury their heads in the sand.

Just days after tying the knot, Denver Broncos star Eric Decker and country singer Jessie James took their talents to Maui ... and DESTROYED everyone else who dared put on a swimsuit.

Seriously, these people are frickin' beautiful.

The couple married back on June 23 in Colorado after a year-long engagement.

Ryan Seacrest looks like a baller in the South of France ... but he's single among 2 extremely hot (and taken) women ... TMZ has learned.

There have been multiple reports linking R.S. to a mystery woman ... the one in the cream-colored lace dress. Here's the thing. Her name is Janelle Hallier. She's hot, married to mega-millionaire businessman Laurence Hallier and they have 2 kids. They're Ryan's best friends, and that's why they're on the boat he chartered in St. Tropez.

Still looking half his age, a permanently pubescent 19-year-old Justin Bieber misplaced his shirt in a crowd of people recently.

Hard to believe in 2 years he'll be able to buy his first real six-pack ... in America.

Two hot women ... two tiny bikinis ... but you can only CHOOSE ONE!!

First, "Pretty Little Liars" star Lucy Hale -- she's 24, she's in Hawaii, and she's smokin' hot.

Choose wisely.

Bonus Fun Fact -- besides being a huge singer, Milian also co-wrote the Justin Bieber smash hit "Baby." So, take that into consideration.

77-year-old pro golfer Gary Player didn't do a lick of extra training for his naked debut as the oldest man ever in ESPN's "Body Issue" -- dude says he's been in tip-top shape since birth ... aka the '30s ... yeah, he's that old.

Gary tells TMZ, “I did not do anything special for the shoot" ... other than busting his hump working outdoors on his farm in South Africa everyday for a few months prior to dropping trou for ESPN.

He added, "I was already relaxed, tanned and ready to go.”

Before Gary flashed the family jewels for the shoot 2 weeks ago in Miami ... he says ESPN treated him like a king and provided a serious spread of his fav foods -- including crudités, fresh fruit, hummus, salad, and herbal tea. No wonder GP's in great shape.

As for the whole naked thing, Gary says it didn't bother him one bit -- "I was relaxed and confident in my own skin to do this."